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  • 192 points CzarTwilight

    The worst thing about prison was the nazgul

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    60 points VulpeculaNQ4

    Why don't you just let me handle the Tolkien references, okay, dumb jock?

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    19 points 5nahk

    Nazgul like in Harry Potter?

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    8 points Known_Ratio5478

    So, it’s this story about this guy Dumbldore Calrissian and how he has to take the ring to Mordor. Unfortunately some German terrorists take over two towers and the Galactica has to fight them off.

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  • 182 points deepmiddle

    It’s practically a shot for shot remake

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    58 points Goufydude

    Dang, is that Dumbledore Calrissian himself?!

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    3 points No-Cranberry9932

    😠😡🤬

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  • 57 points AdhesivenessSouth736

    What is scranton but a thatched barn where todd packard drinks in the reek and sluts like angela roll along the floor with the dogs.  You are a lesser manager of greater managers like master truck

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    17 points killingmemesoftly

    💀

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  • 68 points fatloui

     When I was shooting the stabbing shot with Christopher Lee, as a director would, I was explaining to him what he should do. And he says, “Peter, have you ever heard the sound a man makes when he’s jumping off a roof onto a bouncy castle?” And I said, “Um, no.” And he says “Well, I have, and I know what to do.”

    -Peter Jackson

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  • 33 points OliveJuiceUTwo

    You Braveheart

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    22 points AmbassadorSerious450

    I Braveheart

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    6 points anunakiesque

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  • 22 points Lost-Citron-1099

    He had to say it again because the orcs weren’t around the first time

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  • 15 points FrancisWest

    Try to do a backflip!

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  • 8 points onamonapizza

    The story's kind of bland. It's about this guy named Dumbledore Calrissian who needs to return the ring back to Mordor.

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  • 10 points IBAChristian317

    Nerd!

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    4 points killingmemesoftly

    o7

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    3 points kenklee4

    Uh ten point power sword!

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  • 5 points BoozeGetsMeThrough

    Denethor, the Steward of Gondor actually takes the leap after interacting with Gandalf, just saying

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  • 4 points rideordie4weezer

    this made my day lmfao xD

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    2 points killingmemesoftly

    :)

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  • 4 points Fightfirewitbcn

    I laughed so hard, I had to do a rewatch of the entire extended cut, it was a hell of a guffaw!

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  • 3 points nosargeitwasntme

    "Gandalf, am I the one ring?"

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