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  • 125 points RtsSlovakiaYoutube

    We need to make a betting app where you can bet on doomers quotes

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    67 points mapmakinworldbuildin

    Always voting against them is an easy win glitch.

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    22 points rob3345

    If we can get the original doomer to put up their own money, dooming would stop quickly. When they have to put money where their mouth is, they shut up.

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    10 points BLU-Clown

    I've noticed that more than once. Invited them to a win/win situation of 'Either Trump doesn't put up concentration camps, or I owe you $100. Here's a link to a betting website.'

    Absolutely 0 takers, but it was fun to make them suddenly ghost on the subject.

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    12 points Alert-Courage3121

    This is essentially polymarket. We just need a Doomer category. Then they would see that no one actually believes any of the sh!t they say.

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    3 points gofndn

    Polymarket should really take this up lol

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    2 points Annual-Ad-4372

    Dude that's what's wrong with the country and the world as a whole too. people like you aren't the CEOs. Instead it's a bunch of socially awkward aggressively unhinged political groupies that lack any real context on anything an Everything they dusagree with. For real man that's a genius idea. it'd make crazy amounts of capital.

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    1 points bLaH_bLaH__HAHA

    Voting against them would make us not need jobs anymore lol

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  • 143 points ThroatFuckedRacoon

    My mom said i cant go to concentration camp with you guys. I need to go to summer school to get my grades up

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    42 points No_Imagination7102

    https://preview.redd.it/3ztcghxd7x8g1.jpeg?width=1255&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd91f563c0d4373f958822bd8a91a538e79be638

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    17 points bvy1212

    Im imagining the sound of a nerf gun

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    1 points Swurphey

    Why would Gun say "雞"?

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  • 43 points EndertitanGamez

    Me (a gay man) fighting off all the conservatives trying to throw me into a concentration camp (the left said this would happen)

    https://i.redd.it/syocfg0r3z8g1.gif

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    5 points Calm_Guidance_939

    I didn't know my girlfriend was throwing gays at concentration camps

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  • 36 points MeBollasDellero

    Oprah said “If we don't show up tomorrow, it is entirely possible that we will not have the opportunity to cast a ballot again".

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  • 28 points orangeleast

    I'm in one right now! It's scary guys! They took away my dooming privileges!!

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  • 21 points Fantastic-Change-772

    “Reddit said”

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  • 59 points Cuck4HungDogs

    I wish. If we did maybe Minnesota wouldn’t be flooded with big headed scamming criminals

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    49 points ArcadesRed

    That's racist. Their heads are normal size. They just have tiny bodies attached to them.

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    -38 points HumanSnotMachine

    Why is racism needed? You can be against third world people getting a ton of our tax dollars in welfare without it being racist, yet you choose that path.

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    18 points Drockosaurus

    There is no racism here. It’s just factual. Some of you need to learn what racism actually is and stop getting offend on the behalf of people you don’t know.

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    -21 points HumanSnotMachine

    It’s absolutely racism to call them big headed. Some Somalians have a five head, some don’t. To say they as a people do is just pure racism. Like if someone said all white people fuck their sisters, that’s not true, only those from Alabama do. It’s racism.

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    18 points Drockosaurus

    You’re looking too hard. Big head is also a term for someone feeling self important and above everyone else.

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    10 points bLaH_bLaH__HAHA

    A lot of white people have 5 or 6 heads. But I forgot, if you call them big-headed, its not considered racist, correct? 🤡

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    -2 points HumanSnotMachine

    Right and if you call Asians slanted eyes it’s not racist because some white people have tiny eyes. If you call Christian’s pedophiles it’s not bigoted because some Muslims are also pedophiles.

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    3 points foggylittlefella

    You’re the one who went to physiognomy as opposed to the colloquialism. If someone were hard headed, that doesn’t mean anything about their skull - it’s a phrase to indicate they are stubborn.

    And so, I’d say your reaction was the racist take.

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  • 19 points Kevroeques

    There’s still 2 days- just you wait!

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  • 18 points JTuck333

    It will be here with hyper inflation, a ground war with Iran, and a stock market crash. 🤣

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  • 13 points ReplacementMiddle844

    He better, my adhd is getting ridiculous

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    1 points r0ttedAngel

    Damnit, that was good.

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  • 6 points HugeMeatRodz

    I’m still waiting for them to steal the gold from Fort Knox

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  • 9 points Apprehensive_Gur_302

    Waiting to be opressed like:

    https://preview.redd.it/1aed50x2a09g1.png?width=246&format=png&auto=webp&s=21bf9a9c8bd0cfc9211403582e837f09662126f6

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  • 3 points Annual-Ad-4372

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    4 points Havok_saken

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  • 3 points TutorComprehensive28

    The shutdown delayed plans to MLK Day

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  • 3 points Alexei_Jones

    next year, surely.

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  • 3 points Defined-Fate

    Still a few days to go sir.

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  • 3 points ObWzEN

    Ever heard of the Polar Express?

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  • 3 points PracticalReception34

    No concentration camps, just outreach for the endangered alligators of Florida.

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  • 3 points Ok-Boomer-4414

    I waited all year for promised empty shelves. The toy section is getting pretty empty. Especially Legos. Although it’s not any different than every other year.

    OK, maybe different. The Lego sets keep getting larger and more expensive because people are willing to spend more and more money lately.

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  • 2 points MissionFilm1229

    This is brilliant.

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  • 4 points BramptonUberDriver

    Waiting? Capitalism is the concentration camp my friend.

    We were always DOOMED!

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  • 1 points odellrules1985

    Hey he has one and a half days yet. Give him a chance, jeez. So impatient with your subjugation.

    On the real side though I am sure they will just say "we never specified this Christmas, it will be this one" or some mental gymnastics way to excuse their looming.

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  • 1 points Hot-Minute-8263

    Where are these latina concentration camps and can i get in pls

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  • 1 points Original_Tie_

    The world already ended, you just didn't notice.

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  • -25 points DiscordianDreams

    The El Salvador prison is basically a concentration camp. People are sent without trials and there's no plan to release them.

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    13 points roxxannewolfsimp

    Maybe they should file paperwork instead of crossing a walled border

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    -11 points DiscordianDreams

    So you agree the Trump administration is using a concentration camp.

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    4 points roxxannewolfsimp

    It's not a concentration camp because people are going to it for actual crimes, there is no violation of human rights.

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    -1 points DiscordianDreams

    They're being sent without a trial, and it's known for its brutality.

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    1 points roxxannewolfsimp

    That's a right for a US citizens not random people from other countries.

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    14 points Drockosaurus

    Wamp wamp.

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    4 points RoundShot7975

    My point is that trans and gay people (me) are not in concentration camps, that was the big doomer claim 6 months ago

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    0 points DiscordianDreams

    At least you recognize that we are sending people into concentration camps.

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  • -20 points Unfair_Surprise_6022

    Presuming the OP hasn't heard of CECOT. A concentration camp by any definition

    https://preview.redd.it/uw9x8bp1vz8g1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5236bc9c408868c50edae9bd23c973729a0dd13c

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    9 points TheHumanMainofReddit

    Can you explain?

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    6 points Mediocre_Breakfast34

    They never can.

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  • -28 points zap2

    If you have to explain the reference, it’s probably not a commonly held belief as much as someone ranting on Reddit.

    I’m sure someone did claim that on Reddit, there are SO many people making SO many claims here. Not every ridiculous claim needs a meme based response.

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    9 points Drockosaurus

    This is a circlejerk sir. Not our fault if you don’t get it

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  • 88 points Jedi_Knight_Will

    Im just waiting for ice to arrest me because im a us citizen! Oh wait... ice does their research, and bad actors ruin their reputation (cough cough left wing idiots cough cough). Wait, aren't we supposed to be literally in 1940s germany? Isn't the current administration literally hitler?! Im so upset with this fictional scenario I just made up!!11!1!1

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    38 points Chicken-Rude

    its worse... we have a pro Israel hitler in the office. its basically 9/11 times a million.

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    21 points Caosin36

    Wouldn't israeli hitler just kill himself?

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    15 points Chicken-Rude

    no, because real hitler didnt even fit the standard for aryan perfection and he didnt kill himself because of it.

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    8 points Caosin36

    You're so right

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    3 points xX7heGuyXx

    The more you know about Hitler, the more fucked up it gets when the left says he's Hitler and the right is nazis.

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    20 points Whatever19010

    Ports are empty, shelves are bare. Out of season produce can only be afforded by the 1%

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    27 points A_SNAPPIN_Turla

    It's terrible! My mom cut me back to one Funko Pop a week! Burn down the system!

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    8 points ClearStrike

    Hey I had to make my own hot chocolate with maple syrup. I was so broken I cried for days

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    4 points WorldlyMacaron65

    We can't even afford maple syrup over here! Just straight up maple sap!

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    3 points A_SNAPPIN_Turla

    After we burn down the capitalist system I'm going to work as a barista making artisan coffees and hot chocolate. It's going to be so cool and so much fun.

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    2 points rob3345

    And you will only have to work one day a week because the gubment only gives out a coffee coupon once a week 😆.

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    2 points A_SNAPPIN_Turla

    Don't be ridiculous. Everything will be free. People will go work for a couple of hours (if they feel like it) then they'll break for coffee at 9, then maybe work another hour and break for coffee again. It's going to be real work for me but at least I'll have my free apartment in the city. It will be like a friends episode or one of those other sitcoms where it's mostly just hanging out and being silly.

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    2 points zfcjr67

    Will you still be the DJ at pop-up raves in the old collective warehouse?

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    3 points A_SNAPPIN_Turla

    I don't know I'll also be volunteering at the cat rescue. It can't all be fun and games. I'm talking about real work here like making coffee and petting cats! The revolution won't be easy.

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