"Vote my side, Even if they ate your mom for lunch."
I'm sure I'm going to get tattooed for my comment about the irony of people in the comment section saying that the other side is fear mongering in a comment thread on this topic, but I couldn't help it

Always vote for the party that believes
people of a certain skin colors do not know how to get IDs, people need to working low wage jobs like picking cottons or society will collapse, It is good to have a class of people paying taxes and social security but not able to benefit from it, Billionaire on the side of free speech is evil, and It is good to have selective prosecution aka 'no one is above the law' but also 'prosecuting my side is political'.
"VERY IMPORTANT WARN-"
https://i.redd.it/qnvmg0lvzv8g1.gif
Ah yes, a left winger in middle school
Then a right winger and a left winger again.
Pretty clearly not someone who should be listened to. Hopefully they get professional help, the whole post is sad. Reddit really attracts some actual lunatics
To be fair. That’s the age I’d expect your politics to rapidly and radically swap around.
That is the age when you shouldn't care about politics and live your life as a 12 or 13 year old kid.
Exactly. You're what...like 11 in middle school? How can anyone be left or right or anything when you're that age
Back when I was that age, I remember my teacher had a president puzzle that had a blank portrait next to George Bush. My friend and I kept arguing back and forth him saying it would be Obama and me saying John McCain. I can definitely say at that age I had no idea why other than that's who my Dad was voting for, and I am fairly certain my friend was the same . Kids have no political concept and they honestly shouldn't. Just be a kid.
Idk man left or right out of the zombie start room was a pretty hot topic back in the day
“Shouldn’t care about politics” and what middle schoolers actually do at that age are two different things. Elementary school students make political presentations in school.
He seems to just adopt the politics of whoever is nice to him.
I want to know about the “Democart” that ate someone’s mom for lunch.
Driving aroubd in my Democar
I didn't even catch that 🤣 priceless
I don't believe a single line of this... in fact, I don't believe some of the words here.
There are a few politicians I'd believe ate someone's mom.
The internet is exacerbating mental illness and people are just… cheering along.
Misery loves company and reassurance. Spreading misery on the internet is like lighting a fire in one room and watching it burn down the whole house, because once the fire is set, there’s no stopping the spread.
Pregnancy brain couldn't put together that "Afghan withdrawal" was referring to the troops in Afghanistan for a few seconds and I was trying to figure out why OP's throw blanket dependency changed their politics.
Crying because my mind went to withdrawl from the Afghan people, not blankets. I was equally as confused
Plato was right about Democracy all along and this post is the best argument that supports him.
I really wanna vote blue, but a Democrat ate my mom...
I snorted...lmfao
Gotta give them credit for creative writing in fear mongering 🤣
lmao what an amazing made up story.
“…And I was a bigot back then…”
Nuff said, to hell with them. How dare you be impure in your beliefs and thoughts at any point ever in your life. Your self hating and self aggrandizing will never take away the fact that you used to be a bigot, and once a bigot, always a bigot. /s
"The right will get upset and start violent divisive rhetoric when they lose"
OK buddy 🤭
The left is world-class at projection
Wow it just worse and less intelligent the more it goes on
Wow, what a nice made-up rant with a side of bigotry thrown in.
"You never see people dehumanizing the right on Reddit, such a rarity!" is what I'd say if I didn't see it happen ridiculously often
It’s like the people who say Reddit is right leaning and is full of bots spreading fascist hatred and bigotry 🙃
I don't think anyone cares about the political opinions someone had in middle school. I was pretty far right until I was out of highschool and studied both parties political platforms. As much as people complain, both parties are largely the same as they have been for my whole adult life.
They never change.
I was a grown ass adult when trump took office. I am not letting a literal child tell me how things are lol
"How dare you!"
Imagine changing parties because some kids were mean to you.
Right? Tell me you have no ideology without telling me you have no ideology.
Its amusing that lunatics think they can vote away the end of the world.
For a synopsis…don’t use your own judgment, use mine. Don’t ask why because I am right. Surprisingly, there is a lot of this nonsense today.
Vote for who you believe is actually going to help you and your community. Don't vote with anger or hatred, but vote with hope and belief that things will get better. I am not allowed to vote till next year, but that is what i plan to do.
“Using ICE against Hispanics”
Meanwhile my Mexican parents and I:
The worst thing about this is how into politics this kid was. When you're young it's supposed to be a time or freedom from the weight of adult life and thoughts. It's kind of funny how the kids are doing the same thing with a decent flavor though. In my day you had kids they would flip from punk, to goth, to prep, to gangster. In each iteration they were super passionate about their identity and make fun of you for not meeting their standards. At least it was dumb and innocent for the most part.
The most alarming part about this is the willingness to characterize people that think differently as evil and hateful along with a good dose of dehumanization. Either side doing this no matter which side should set off some red flags as soon as you hear it.
I will vote blue if you can answer a very simple, important question for me...
What is a woman? XD
Bait used to be believable.
Imagine giving up on your beliefs because someone bullied you