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  • 40 points goose-was-here

    Just tie a string around it. Solid advice a nurse gave a friend of mine. Just saying.

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    18 points Abject-Lengthiness42

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    16 points Anxious_Trash_Panda_

    So you have a friend who's sticking carrots up their ass? My friends are not nearly as interesting.

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    7 points goose-was-here

    It wasn’t a carrot, he wouldn’t elaborate. The RN at the hospital told him to tie strings around things.

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    10 points Anxious_Trash_Panda_

    Or buy an appropriate sex toy I guess🤷‍♀️

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    9 points goose-was-here

    I mean: yeah. I can only imagine it would be embarrassing AF as a late teenager or a man in his early 20’s who isn’t homosexual (not that I care, love is love) to buy a proper dildo or other anal toy. Whether it a toy car, a bottle of shampoo or a 2LB dumbbell- tie a string around it. There a reason tampons have strings (for easy removal)

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    1 points crediblyCassie

    You can only handle a 2lb dumbbell? Weak ass

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    5 points Knee_Kap264

    Maybe cut a little groove around it to slide the string in to make sure it's secure.

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    2 points goose-was-here

    Or use the knot “clove hitch” at the thicker end. That knot is great at getting tighter when force is applied to the end of the rope

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    3 points Unusual_Swan200

    ?

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  • 14 points urbanlife78

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  • 5 points Lonewolfdorner

    Insert it

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  • 6 points [deleted]

    Party time 🎉

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  • 4 points LetsHookUpSF

    I'd send it.

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  • 5 points brian1x1x

    That carrot looks like it came with its own warning label.

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  • 3 points notkasa

    I'll send you my address rn

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  • 5 points SuniChica

    That’s a big “boy” carrot right there!

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  • 6 points Fantastic-Stock664

    It's always those last couple inches. Yeowwww

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  • 3 points Bunker-Dungeon

    Why not?

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  • 3 points Unusual_Swan200

    Miracle-Gro ?

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    5 points Abject-Lengthiness42

    Miracle no.

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  • 3 points BoringMood6169

    Another part of my body is watering 🥵

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  • 3 points PracticalReception34

    Served with an ass full of ranch dressing.

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  • 2 points nonconsenual_tickler

    This doesn’t seem too bad actually

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  • 2 points VentureForth619

    Do it you coward.

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  • 2 points justfunnyacc

    Hey madame?

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  • 2 points rustyfish57

    I think with a little work you could carve yourself an all natural buttplug out of this carrot and then you’d have a nice little nitche to tie a string around too maybe even personalized it a bit too

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  • 1 points dragonslayer6517

    Daddy carrots

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  • 1 points Intelligent-Base-716

    Not that bad!!!

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  • 1 points Sudden-Nectarine9108

    That's definitely getting used...then I'll eat it.

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    1 points Abject-Lengthiness42

    đź‘€ blimey. Multi use.

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  • 1 points Oral_Pleasure4u

    I said eat more vegetables!!

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  • 1 points kenb99

    Putting that thing “back in the dirt” eh?

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