I mean: yeah. I can only imagine it would be embarrassing AF as a late teenager or a man in his early 20’s who isn’t homosexual (not that I care, love is love) to buy a proper dildo or other anal toy. Whether it a toy car, a bottle of shampoo or a 2LB dumbbell- tie a string around it. There a reason tampons have strings (for easy removal)
I think with a little work you could carve yourself an all natural buttplug out of this carrot and then you’d have a nice little nitche to tie a string around too maybe even personalized it a bit too
Just tie a string around it. Solid advice a nurse gave a friend of mine. Just saying.
So you have a friend who's sticking carrots up their ass? My friends are not nearly as interesting.
It wasn’t a carrot, he wouldn’t elaborate. The RN at the hospital told him to tie strings around things.
Or buy an appropriate sex toy I guess🤷‍♀️
I mean: yeah. I can only imagine it would be embarrassing AF as a late teenager or a man in his early 20’s who isn’t homosexual (not that I care, love is love) to buy a proper dildo or other anal toy. Whether it a toy car, a bottle of shampoo or a 2LB dumbbell- tie a string around it. There a reason tampons have strings (for easy removal)
You can only handle a 2lb dumbbell? Weak ass
Maybe cut a little groove around it to slide the string in to make sure it's secure.
Or use the knot “clove hitch” at the thicker end. That knot is great at getting tighter when force is applied to the end of the rope
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Insert it
Party time 🎉
I'd send it.
That carrot looks like it came with its own warning label.
I'll send you my address rn
That’s a big “boy” carrot right there!
It's always those last couple inches. Yeowwww
Why not?
Miracle-Gro ?
Miracle no.
Another part of my body is watering 🥵
Served with an ass full of ranch dressing.
This doesn’t seem too bad actually
Do it you coward.
Hey madame?
I think with a little work you could carve yourself an all natural buttplug out of this carrot and then you’d have a nice little nitche to tie a string around too maybe even personalized it a bit too
Daddy carrots
Not that bad!!!
That's definitely getting used...then I'll eat it.
đź‘€ blimey. Multi use.
I said eat more vegetables!!
Putting that thing “back in the dirt” eh?