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  • 25 points OddTheRed

    Is that a cream pie?

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    15 points NeonLyon

    black forest maybe :)

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    11 points McTootyBooty

    Once you go black…

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    7 points iforgotmyuser0

    “It's the beast! A big, scary monster lives in the black, dusky forest!”

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    1 points SamuGHG

    SPRICH...🇩🇪

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    2 points Inevitable-Candy4307

    If it’s not it will be soon

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    1 points Designer-Chipmunk669

    If you shove it in your ass you will certainly be creaming 😆

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  • 9 points Prudent-Sand-3386

    Hnggg~

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    7 points NeonLyon

    i mean its a chocolate delight

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  • 8 points Electronic_Tear2546

    If not friend, why friend shaped?

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  • 6 points NullArc9289

    Ok Billy, time to GLOCKGLOCKGLOCK out the candle!

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    3 points blackpearl1477

    🙄😮‍💨🤤 🤣

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  • 5 points DMVCouple1317

    Im gonna do it

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    5 points NeonLyon

    safe landing :)

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  • 4 points decentdangles1889

    I wonder how it would taste after coming out of your ass 😌

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    5 points NeonLyon

    id rather it eat

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    1 points No-Bodybuilder6192

    Like crap!

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    1 points decentdangles1889

    Lmao 🤣 not if it’s clean and juicy 🤤

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    2 points No-Bodybuilder6192

    🤣🤣🤣🤣😅

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  • 3 points TheAmazingBildo

    I know it’s not the right thing

    And I know it’s not the good thing

    But kinda I want to

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    3 points Cyberphreax

    Phm for the win.

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  • 3 points Particular_Win2752

    Just do it.

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    5 points NeonLyon

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  • 3 points sunshinefloors1980

    It's going get messy

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    3 points NeonLyon

    just take one slice :)

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  • 3 points zZAoiRyuZz

    I can't do it, i got house chores

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    5 points NeonLyon

    take a break, take a seat, have a slice :)

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  • 2 points I_Like_PeopleXD

    I would deep throat this

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    2 points NeonLyon

    how about this cake ?

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    1 points I_Like_PeopleXD

    I clicked on it and it says it's been removed

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    2 points NeonLyon

    oh no, they hate big ass, its visible on my account still!

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    2 points I_Like_PeopleXD

    Weird but honestly fuck yeah brother

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    2 points NeonLyon

    cheers :)

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    2 points isaEfe

    Hmm… if that’s a cupcake, then the appendage would probably barely pass your lips… but ok… whatever floats your boat 😬

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    1 points I_Like_PeopleXD

    Okay I'm just going to be honest my dumbass thought this was a 3D printed art

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  • 1 points Worried_Yak3470

    yes a literal cream pie

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  • 1 points Ok-Speed-6227

    I have done worse

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  • 1 points howitzer1977

    What’s stopping you?

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    1 points NeonLyon

    defrosting :) i'll tell u how it went

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    1 points howitzer1977

    Can’t wait to hear all about it

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    1 points Theoden48

    Well

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    1 points NeonLyon

    its still cold af

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    1 points Theoden48

    Your ass or the chocolate? (At least guessing that's chocolate)

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    2 points NeonLyon

    yeh its not hot lava

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    1 points Theoden48

    Lol. Butt how was it(

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    2 points NeonLyon

    like knife in butter

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    1 points Theoden48

    In a good way?

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  • 1 points Gold-Boysenberry-963

    😜😉

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  • 1 points Lonewolfdorner

    Yummy penis

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    1 points Stuba98

    Chocolate peni are the best!

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  • 1 points Eat6Peach9

    Oh my! Looks like my twin! How'd you get that?

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    1 points NeonLyon

    oh my big balls!

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  • 1 points Rouxster6769

    Dooo it

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  • 1 points Titleofyursextape

    It all fun and games till you find out that it's coming through the cake

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  • 1 points gdfingperfect

    It will be a disappointment when it melts

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  • 1 points JonklerIsOhio

    Chocolate candle dihh 🥀💔

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  • 1 points Ladyheather16

    Where Badge502 when you need him 😂

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  • 1 points SchattenMai

    😁😉

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  • 1 points Fransenteppich_Horst

    Oh, finally! My birthday cake... why did it take so long?

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    1 points NeonLyon

    long delivery from Iceland

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  • 1 points ZoeJey

    😃 🎶 Happy birthday to- Oh. Oh. 👁️👁️

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    1 points Theoden48

    It could be a real happy birthday 😂

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  • 1 points Terrible-Term3613

    That’s hysterical

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    1 points NeonLyon

    my mum made if for my 16th birthday

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  • 1 points zackky_P

    What's going on here😎

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    1 points NeonLyon

    party for one!

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  • 1 points Jeffro_the_BoDean

    https://preview.redd.it/gcgw46v4v67g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=f1352b20bda2b82ddaf7920e3dc1afe5c1e35ef8

    Eat up

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    1 points NeonLyon

    u can send it to Mars, ask Elon :)

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  • 1 points Turbulent-Internet-2

    https://i.redd.it/rofkogsu577g1.gif

    No.

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  • 1 points Few_Glove_3852

    That's awsome lol

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    1 points NeonLyon

    the mastery

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  • 1 points JackFuckCockBag

    Ah, fuck it, why not.

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  • 1 points kwirk23

    Doit

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  • 1 points Educational_Ad_6065

    Oh go ahead.

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  • 1 points Ok-Bandicoot1529

    That'll make a mess someone will have to lick it up

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    1 points NeonLyon

    itrestible, right?

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