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That is something that these Russian mob guys used to torture girls that squeal or try to get out of there grasp.
Clearly using it wrong if you get hurt by this. Those sharp little blades are used to dig it into place so it doesn’t move around on your journey to pound town
“Anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough” - A very brave yet, adventurous person
The once in a lifetime opportunity
A Choppertunity lol
Literally and a one time use then it’s over
Speaking of which, for Christmas I want to be pegged with an Ariana Grande shaped dildo.
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More like the goreporn parody of it.
This will itch
This will scratch the itch for good 👍
springlock dildo
Shark/Ninja: engineered to tear that ass up
Came here to say this!
Have you not seen the movie "seven"
That was my first thought too.
30 years ago. I just remember Gluttony lol
The black and decker pecker wrecker
Best answer
Best friclking answer
Your last one lol
Death Dill
interview to Google Deep Mind
That is something that these Russian mob guys used to torture girls that squeal or try to get out of there grasp.
For those stubborn turds.
Bladed drilldo
A hemorrhoid’s arched nemesis….
I bet it feels nice(/j)
Klingon
The ninja kind
Clearly using it wrong if you get hurt by this. Those sharp little blades are used to dig it into place so it doesn’t move around on your journey to pound town
A one time use one
The Terminator
Ninja Blender blade
The final boss
That’ll scratch an itch.
That's gonna fuckin suck
Not an dildo. This is an abortion tool.
The famed meat grinder💀
The infamous ASSault
This model is called "Risk" (company not responsible for disfigurment)
One time use
“THE BLENDER”!!!
The best kind
Se7en - Lust
It will get rid of any hemorrhoids for sure
Dildno
Dildon't
It's for the kinky and. numb only...
Anti-hemmaroidal
That's a "how far do you want to take this" sort of a device.