Hello com-paw-triots, Detective Piglet here, solvin crimes and givin hecks.
I made dis on the innernets becuz my lady secretary isn't home to take a pikture of me.
sometimes i go to the workplace with my frend and that is where i be a detective. mostly i sniff stuff to make sure it's ok to go in the building, but sumtimes i solve cases too! Likwe the case of WHERE DID MY FREND GO? and THE CASE OF THE PILLS IN MY DOG FOOD
I needs the helps. Where is my ball??? And why dont kitteh want to play with me??
Your ball is being held for ransom by the kitties for sure. We'll need a cat on the inside. u/MenopawsalMisty , we need your help!
Thank you so much furrend Piglet fur inviting me to consult.
I have observed from my window on society (my window looks out to the green space where doggos walk their hoomans and play and poop, I take many naps and times of reflection there and hence have made a long study of doggo/hooman interaction and behaviour) that doggos like to runrunrun fur the ball and then grab in the mouth.
Most of the Cats purrfur not to play chase the ball - shocking to doggo sensibilities I know! We like a smaller, lighter, tinklier ball to bapbapbap around the hometel. Purrhaps a spring or a crinkle ball. Not a big, bouncy ball which smells of doggo slobber. When we pouncebapbat the ball shoots around the hometel in the satisfying movements like a mousie. So we flex our mitts to murdermode and chase and swipe and nibble. The only doggos who play in a similar manner are the terrierists.
Chaseswipechomp is how Felines like to play. doggos do not appreciate the swipeswipeswipe of our mitts. We are aware of this and purrmit doggos we know to play in doggo manner. Many Cats live happily with doggos and occasionally wrestle but have to sheath their mitts during playtime. If it is a Feline you do not know then BEWARE! A Feline you do not know may be suspicious and may bapbapbap first and consider furrendship later.
Misty, Void Seenyur Kitizen, observer extraordinaire.
Tommy needs help. Pills in dog food here too! Prime suspect is evil cat. Nice daddy never does bad sneaky things!
You gotta spit those pills out!
Big Red here I belong in the dangerous breed but I'm a big softie I have a few boxes of toys and someone keeps decapating them . All that is left of the toys are the skins . Can you please help me solve this crime before Santa comes with more toys , right now I think I am on the naughty list .
Puppers are NEVER on the naughty list. Only humans who are mean to puppers and teach them bad stuff are on the naughty list.
Tell yer parents to get you a toy where the arms can be torn off and stuck back on with velcro. As for your decapitated toys, you can tell yer parents that a naughty tiger snuck in and did it. Humans are so dumb, so they'll believe it.