The tweet that started it all

Leo’s been through the wringer. This is him after wash, rinse, spiral.

Lewis is the devil incarnate. He literally has horns!

Henry was furious. Cynthia forgot it was his turn to pick the kids up from kindergarten.

Delilah got everything in the settlement. Time to celebrate by the infinity pool on HER estate with her girl squad, looking out at HER ocean view. The staff will be out shortly with the champagne.

Angie's penchant for stumbling over every potential obstacle, plainly demonstrated in her relationship history, has earned her the ironic nickname "Macgyver." There's never been a problem too simple for her to fail in solving, nor a red flag too big for her to miss.

When Jay saw the words "may bear no relationship" on a trail sign, he had to pose for a selfie. "Just like me fr," he captioned it on Instagram. Unfortunately he forgot to crop out the rest of the words on the sign, so his intended meaning didn't come across very well.

Tyler found the dating scene difficult after his divorce.

Darla ran into the hussy who stole her husband away. Shit is about to go down.

After a post-divorce complete breakdown, it's become obvious that Aaron will have to remain in the hospital for some time.

Raymond stopped at the door, wondering how two birds who used to talk all night had become strangers with shared groceries.

Finally alone with Suvern, Supriya felt suddenly nervous and shy. Had she blown up her ‘perfect’ marriage for this? Yes, yes by the gods she had and it felt like magic.

One of the problems was that Dave simply didn’t lift a finger to help in the garden

Paul returned from the dune claiming he’d ‘seen the future.’ His ex said that was convenient timing.

Sofia refuses to be criticized. Love is love, she insists.

At 62 years of age, Marv had dedicated most of his life to his career as a military officer. His dogged commitment had cost him his marriage, his hobbies, and his entire social life. The reward for all this sacrifice, the new nameplate he had just received: "Marvin Jones, *Lesser* Adjutant"

Calvin got everything on camera. He already saved the clip where she said ‘I never said that’ and filed it under YesYouDid.

Maureen’s friends all had a great honk when they spotted Marty out at the tavern; did he really think everyone couldn’t immediately tell it was toupee??

Cathy walked in on him reshuffling the same three items he always moves when he’s hiding something.

Owen is calculating whether blocking her mom is too far or exactly right.

Margaret moved into a chic single girl apartment in the city after it was all over. She felt a bit out of her element at first, but she was ready to get out there and start living. (Although, she mused, she would likely always be more of a Charlotte than a Samantha.)

Carl stared at the ocean waves, waxing and waning...like his broken heart. Hope, despair! Two sides of the same acorn...which he would soon flip to make his choice between Sally and Lisa. May the best bird win.

When the divorce was behind him, George went to Jamaica and turned a dream into something real. If he could rewrite his story, so can you.

When Todd told her to ‘calm down,’ Donna unlocked a new level of fury.

Colin didn’t cry after the split. He just sat outside Tesco like this for three weeks, letting the British weather do the emotional labor.