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  • 633 points mr_christer

    We have this exact cactus. Not sure I want to turn it into a dude with a glowing banana

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    159 points SirkillzAhlot

    But the banana is trying to wiggle up his butt

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    39 points Tarbos6

    Don't give gooners ideas.

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    14 points Cultural_assassin

    Gooners here's an idea for you put the battery powered wiggle tube up your butt

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    3 points MarkDeeks

    The perfect birthday gift

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    10 points HebbieB

    We do too. I use it with my pup when he’s barking a lot. It barks back in a higher pitch while dancing and confuses him enough to stop barking for a little bit lol.

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    4 points GameofCheese

    Wasn't this the cactus that had a totally inappropriate song?

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    3 points mr_christer

    If so I can't understand it lol

    Reminds me of this commercial: https://youtu.be/D3uJHTisUdE?si=LvlrJpxIt6nzYIAR

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  • 296 points chifrijoconbirra

    Latinas would find it funny. He's a very popular singer/dancer and moms love him.

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    30 points foxboxingphonies

    who is it?

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    136 points _illCutYou_

    Latina here, he is Chayanne, everyone’s father (according to our moms).

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    32 points RedRidingHood89

    Yeah, it's a meme that he is everyone's father. We even cheer “papa” at his concerts.

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    33 points chifrijoconbirra

    Chayanne, he's Puerto Rican

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    17 points kroketspeciaal

    Not a Latina, but I think it's funny. Lovely sense of humour. My mum would have found it hilarious.

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  • 115 points ElvisChrist6

    It being Chayanne, my wife might force me to make one of these for her mother. This has it's place at least, amongst oddballs.

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  • 89 points desrevermi

    I'm gonna make something awful for a friend. Thanks for the idea.

    :D

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  • 50 points Wingress12

    I'm very impressed by how well done that cutout was.

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  • 64 points blind_roomba

    I would do one of myself for my wife

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  • 33 points pablo_the_bear

    Chayanne is funny, but I feel like Shakira would make more sense.

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    5 points Proud_Viking

    Ricardo

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  • 10 points planktonfun

    its funny tho

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  • 23 points Gear1215

    I did not think dancer when she put the condom on the cactus dildo thing.

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  • 16 points Mauceri1990

    If you put a silver cover on it, it can be a psychedelic stripper pole with your choice of "booty shaking" attached, y'know instead of it looking like a giant white dildo is wiggling in a man's guts.

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  • 46 points WhoCaresBoutSpellin

    Because it looks like a big gyrating cock in his ass

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    33 points doodleywootson

    Looks like he’s having a good time at least!

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    5 points MaddyMagpies

    I was thinking white diarrhea, but yours is better.

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  • 7 points DeezNutzzzGotEm

    This is so perfect.

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  • 5 points Aggrador

    Yes, this was destined for this sub.

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  • 3 points RoelRoel

    Something went completely wrong with this video

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  • 3 points 666succmypp69420

    «Para que veste mas durito el papi Chayan»

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  • 4 points flbreglass

    This is so silly i love it

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  • 3 points Mylane

    That’s Chayanne, it doesn’t need any other reason as to why.

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  • 7 points popenoper

    I’m

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    5 points BrendonCatGaming

    Bro really is

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  • 3 points Cefem

    I’d be so proud if I were her mom

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  • 2 points pendigedig

    Back when I was younger and Guardians of the Galaxy first came out, I turned one of these guys into a Groot.

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  • 5 points m0pm0nster

    Why put the clear adhesive roll on, after you cut Ricky Martin out, surely it will be less effort

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    8 points SneakySnk

    They mention this on the video actually, something along the lines of "I should have done this before cutting it, but let's go, cut it again"

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    7 points m0pm0nster

    Muchas gracias and Buenos días is as far as my Spanish goes

    But, that being said

    Muchas gracias for sharing and clearing it up, I can sleep peacefully tonight and hope you do too

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  • 2 points krisefe

    Yaaas! Now is in the right sub!!!

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  • 2 points elephantgif

    Does it really look like he's dancing? Hmm.

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  • 1 points -Geist-_

    Uhhh 🤔

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  • 1 points Oddish_Femboy

    I have one of these things but for some inexplicable reason it's Amy from Sonic CD.

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  • 1 points white_dolomite

    Nude Tayne

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  • 1 points Clear-Technician7514

    In a weird way I kinda like it

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  • 1 points hegrillin

    why do these people always include a clip of them cutting the entire fucking border? we already know what you're cutting, you could've made this dumbass clip half as long.

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  • 1 points ike_tyson

    Hey Rocky Martin is cool.

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  • -4 points number1dipshit

    O God….. my disgusting ass thought she was making……something else…

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  • -3 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    3 points Biff_Tannenator

    Nothing of real value is being lost by cutting up a cheap wiggling cactus toy. The time and effort to make this is about the same as making a custom birthday card for a loved one.

    Now, spending $70 on silicon to make a mold of your ass cheeks, and then using that mold to make a $130 clear epoxy toilet seat lid with rose petals, glitter, and dollar bills... That's r/DIWhy material.

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