Hand gear for a bike.
  • 353 points LayLillyLay

    Impaling to go if you miss the Dracula expierence. 

    parent
    60 points LoanDebtCollector

    His head could become the gear shift knob.

    parent root
    16 points Admirable_Zombie_720

    YES, like a shish kebab.

    parent root
    45 points DemonicXNox

    A SHIFT kebab. I see myself out.

    parent root
    2 points totally-idiotic

    Nah stay, you have earned it

    parent root
    7 points Aggressive_Baker8336

    You forget the ffect of levers in simple mechanisms. That rebar weighs more than the leverage it makes and will shift itself at some point. Nevermind that he is very likely to snap the shifter itself off with just a slightly too far push or pull.

    parent root
    3 points NoOnesSaint

    They don't call it a suicide shifter for no reason.... this is the new FIRST reason.

    parent root
  • 168 points Pegs_on_GhostiesNips

    Now he needs to make a foot pedal for the clutch lever as his clutch hand is busy.

    parent
    23 points yallknowme19

    No need, as shittily as that appears to have been welded it will come off in his hand within a few miles and normal operation can resume 😆

    parent root
    1 points daw_taylor

    You only need the clutch when coming from complete stop, then you can shift without clutch, most likely want it to completely stop afterwards as well. /s

    parent root
  • 87 points Tornsteel

    Nice, there is a reason they call this a "Suicide Shifter".

    A friend of mine made one of these by welding an old sword to his motorbike.

    parent
    26 points Holiday-Witness-4180

    Handle up… right?

    parent root
    15 points Tornsteel

    Yeah, handle up, thank god. His bike was just an amalgamation of different parts and junk he found.

    parent root
    3 points Nacktherr

    Everything is a handle with your head impaled on it.

    parent root
    3 points Holiday-Witness-4180

    I feel like that needs to be embroidered on a throw pillow.

    parent root
    1 points actually3racoons

    The cutting edge of shifty

    parent root
    7 points bMarsh72

    There’s a reason they don’t make suicide shifters anymore.

    parent root
  • 89 points tykaboom

    parent
  • 45 points outrightbrick

    All good until you impale yourself during a wreck...

    parent
    11 points Unhappy-Lion4530

    Impaling himself is the least of his worries. No helmet, no gear, crocs.

    parent root
    14 points SplynPlex

    Crocs are very important.

    parent root
    5 points BlacksmithNZ

    That would be Safety Crocs© for those ATGATT riders who don't ride barefoot or in toe-splitter flip-flops

    parent root
  • 15 points Suojelusperkele

    Self stab 20000™

    parent
  • 12 points CaptDadBod

    I don’t think he had a welding helmet on when he did that…

    parent
    12 points StormCrowMith

    He didnt have a helmet when he was born and he wont have it when he dies.

    parent root
    4 points neverenoughmags

    Welding helmets, safety squints, same/same....

    parent root
  • 9 points Bludiamond56

    How to fall upon your sword

    parent
  • 9 points 69AnusInvader69

    He’s shifting without the clutch now

    parent
    5 points FoldedBinaries

    its a motorcycle though

    parent root
    1 points Maximitaysii

    Thank you. I was beginning to wonder if I'm the only one who is worried about the gearbox.

    parent root
    7 points Worried-Hour-5492

    Clutchless shifting is fine on a motorcycle. Nothing to worry

    parent root
  • 4 points Lazy_Mamba

    That's something something . . .

    parent
  • 5 points iolmao

    That's a nice strategy to increase chances of death by a magnitude to 3 in addition to: - India traffic - motorbike - no helmet

    parent
  • 4 points Left-Thinker-5512

    Great—it also gives him something to be impaled on when he crashes because he’s watching the iPhone and not the road. 😳

    parent
  • 4 points Kuja27

    This is how old motorcycles worked anyway. Check out early model Harleys and Indians.

    parent
    3 points Feisty_Count_4409

    Theres a reason they stopped using them, something about being called suicide shifters...

    parent root
  • 2 points Massive_Tumbleweed50

    All fun and games until he becomes a shish kebab

    parent
    2 points FixergirlAK

    My thought exactly. EMTs hate this one trick.

    parent root
  • 4 points Prestigious_Fun_3960

    The lack of a helmet will make it soooo much easier for the metal rod to cleanly come out the other side.

    parent
  • 3 points Kazuka13

    Great way to get impaled lol, wonder if he's a fan of Vlad Țepeș.

    parent
  • 3 points Dendens

    My grandfather made something like this for his trike (3wheeler) when he got older and started having joint problems in his leg. his was a bit sturdier than this one tho

    parent
  • 3 points Lem1618

    Reminds me of when my friend broke his leg. He bolted levers to his car's pedals to make it hand operated.

    parent
  • 2 points WordOfLies

    I mean it's probably useful for someone without a left leg but useless for normal people

    parent
  • 2 points juancarv

    Vlad approves

    parent
  • 2 points EclipsedPal

    All fun and games until you fall off the bike and you impale yourself on your homemade gearstick.

    Natural selection at its finest.

    parent
    2 points UndahwearBruh

    Natural gear selection*

    parent root
  • 2 points DecisionOk5750

    "Dumb ways to die..."

    parent
  • 2 points Gadgetman_1

    I believe those are called 'Suicide Shifters' for a reason...

    I also assume that he mush have watched one episode too many of Orange County Choppers.

    (One episode is too many... )

    parent
  • 2 points Llamapickle129

    now need a pedal for clutch, and 2 more for breaks and gas. fuck it add 2 more wheels

    parent
  • 4 points panget-at-da-discord

    Vlad the Impaler wannabe

    parent
    1 points put_me_on_fire

    Vlad the Impaled*

    parent root
  • 1 points PossumPicturesPlease

    I love the goat or sheep they sampled in this song, hope it gets residuals.

    parent
  • 1 points Silly-Power

    "Its a nice bike and all, but what it really needs is a way to impale myself!" – that guy (probably)

    parent
  • 1 points gheiminfantry

    Because learning the hard way is the only way some people learn.

    parent
  • 1 points KozaNostraa

    parent
  • 1 points Morall_tach

    Finally, this frees me up to stick my crocs directly in the rear wheel while it's moving.

    parent
  • 1 points LittleLightsintheSky

    My dad did this to the 4-wheeler, but the stick is close to the seat and way shorter

    parent
  • 1 points TheOnceandFuture

    Safety Crocs on board

    parent
  • 1 points Medjium

    That freeze frame smile at the end makes this feel like a safety PSA.

    parent
  • 1 points DeathDasein

    I've seen a one legged rider using that.

    parent
  • 1 points DADBOD_AVL

    parent
  • 1 points ChefAsstastic

    parent
  • 1 points murphey_griffon

    So you can shift in flip flops

    parent
  • 1 points moto101

    What clutch?

    parent
  • 0 points SirNightmate

    The transmission gears left the chat

    parent
  • 0 points No-Yam-1598

    Clutche ??? What even is this

    parent
  • Hacker News
    • Top
    • Best
    • New
    • Ask
    • Show
    • Jobs
  • beta Hugging Face
    • Posts
  • Reddit
    • r/programming
    • r/technology
    • r/science
    • r/news
    • r/gaming