The Shower "Floor" of a Property I Just Purchased
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  • 395 points Cute_Comfortable_761

    This looks like a stall where you would wash a goat or something

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    71 points d1gger_

    lmao omg

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    43 points BusinessBear53

    Time to buy yourself a pet goat so you can make full use of your goat shower.

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    8 points TerminalVentures

    Sometimes they scream right in your ear…

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    21 points Witty_Primary6108

    lol I laughed really hard at this. Thanks. It truly does.

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    6 points grilly1986

    There's nothing quite like a really clean goat.

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    3 points dont_trust_pete

    Looks like they already did, judging by those stains…

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    1 points Zwiwwelsupp

    Really no joke I am crying!!!

    I am laughing loudly for minutes here. I saw that pic and your comment first.

    I blasted in laughter immediately…

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  • 145 points GetOffMyGrassBrats

    Not a good omen.

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    99 points d1gger_

    Luckily I am planning on ripping everything out anyways, but this really had me scratching my head lol

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    69 points GetOffMyGrassBrats

    Good luck. I fear what you may find.

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    10 points FuscoAndre

    Or what may find him lol

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    7 points Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

    Did you know it was like that before you purchased or just didn’t care and already had plans for renovating?

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    36 points d1gger_

    Oh yeah, the whole place is getting gutted from head to toe, so this was more comical than scary. Joists look fine from underneath, so I'm just planning on a full subfloor replacement here.

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    7 points Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

    Fixer uppers are always great! I just imagined you bought it without doing an entire walkthrough haha, but could’ve been an oversight too. Update us on how it turns out!

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    3 points Intrepid00

    I bet it leaks lol

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  • 46 points FeelingCouple5880

    Maybe they use the texture to clean their feet, like a boot scraper but in the shower.

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    37 points Glittering_Fox_9769

    mmmm wet foot sloughings in my wood crevices. Extra splintery.

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    10 points FeelingCouple5880

    lol I was assuming it was vinyl hahaha

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    3 points Fairymomma7

    I thought it was that contact paper stuff. I have that almost exact design on my wall

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  • 21 points dllimport

    Lol is that on top of a valid bottom or what the heck am I looking at here

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    30 points d1gger_

    I will let you know when I rip it up! My guess is the shower pan cracked or something and this was their solution? Or someone did a lot of drugs and felt crafty.

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    5 points Eckkosekiro

    Its weird, a bit creepy, probably moldy, but theres room to do something great, thats the important thing.

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    3 points barbaras_bush_

    someone did a lot of drugs and felt crafty.

    My bad. Like another poster said, gotta wash the goats somewhere.

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  • 13 points Far-Improvement-9266

    Hey, at least is looks like waterproof LVP click lock! I am sure the subfloor is just fine..

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    5 points OGIBLP

    I wouldn’t even risk standing in that shower lol

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  • 10 points dodeca_negative

    Congrats on your new mold farm/splinter dispenser

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    18 points d1gger_

    You should have seen my face when the mold report came back not horrifying. I was in utter disbelief.

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  • 8 points lordnikon85

    this has “wat in tarnation” written all over it.

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    2 points ReadBikeYodelRepeat

    Wet and tarnation all over the sides of the seats. Maybe it’s glue.

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    1 points d1gger_

    I think it is spackle that someone tried to use as caulk lmaoooo

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    1 points ReadBikeYodelRepeat

    Oh. Good luck OP. Hopefully they didn’t “improve” anything else.

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  • 4 points Nruggia

    If you are lucky, you'll find some nice hardwood underneath it when you pull it up /s

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  • 4 points OGIBLP

    I whispered “no…”

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  • 3 points TamedCrows

    Is the fiberglass cut above the tile or is the tile installed over a fiberglass pan?

    Either way its a recipe for mold.

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  • 3 points R4nd0mByst4nd3r

    Well thanks for depriving us all of the photo we really wanted: “The Shower’Floor’ of a Property I’m Thinking About Dropping a Shitload of Cash Into”

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  • 2 points Key_Mathematician951

    That is a very dated design anyways. Rip it out

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  • 2 points Expensive_Finger_973

    Because “fuck whoever buys this shit heap from the bank after they foreclose on us” probably.

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  • 2 points gultch2019

    Good thing you can just rip the whole thing out

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  • 2 points GreatBigJerk

    This is for when you're hungry for shower mushrooms. 

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  • 2 points OneBag2825

    Luxurious vinyl plank everywhere!

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  • 2 points Strict-Pineapple

    Is that wood . . ? The mould under that must be sentient.

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  • 2 points painteroftheword

    Is that laminate flooring?

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  • 1 points bessa100

    Yikes. I hope you have shower shoes to get into that mess! 😂

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  • 1 points Abspara

    wild choice to not include a shower pan.

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  • 1 points Pod_people

    Is that tile? If it's vinyl flooring that ain't gonna work for long.

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  • 1 points kuntrycid

    But it is an awesome 2 person shower design !

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  • 1 points oovenbirdd

    Why the fuck is it so dirty?

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    1 points d1gger_

    Current consensus is this was a goat wash station

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    0 points LaidByAnEgg

    The shower in the last house I lived in looked like that, sometimes you just can't be assed lmao

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  • 1 points Scharfschutzen

    I have one just like it. Never showered in it once--cat litter goes in there.

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  • 1 points theerogenousbosch

    Rustic.

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  • 1 points Careless-Storage-139

    You can practise you shiko dachi while you shower

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  • 1 points gap97216

    Looks like the kill floor.

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  • 1 points Resolution556

    I swear the floor looks vertical.

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  • 1 points Gmellotron_mkii

    Live laugh love material

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  • 1 points allongur

    Anti-slip sticker with wood texture?

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  • 1 points NeedleworkerSad6947

    Straight to jail.

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