Using power tools, shows that often it's the same tool/mechanicism as the kitchen tools. Which for some men the power tools are more familiar and the kitchen versions.
Then the recipes are real.
TLDR: funny and familiar way to teach construction guys cooking.
Have a set of tools you do this with specifically and never use them for work. Keep them clean not much different than kitchen utensils honestly. Food looks good af.
Ya, everytime I use my planner to slice cheese out of my bare ass hand, I think this is reasonable and close enough to a normal cheese slicer, definitely not an utterly stupid decision to risk a whole hand for maybe a half a second of video
Right. Like, gang, it's a construction site. It's just dusty. I appreciate that it's not like they are churning their pasta with rusty spades but to pretend it's this pristine kitchen is also a little silly. Those planers have grease in them, the dudes hands now reek of lighter fluid, the bulldozer is going to kick up dirt. It's all good but I guess but I wouldn't call it a clean situation.
Absolutely no way that ply wood or the tools can be cleaned enough to be food safe, and the forklift and other stuff they used to set the materials on are still dirty. It's a construction site. There's gonna be shit everywhere
That said, I work in a warehouse and most of my coworkers and I eat on the job usually without issue. I always wash my hands before I eat on break, but I might snack a bit while working while avoiding touching the food as best I can.
Cooking meat on a job site is a bit too far tho. Nah. Maybe if it was pre-made and in like an aluminum foil wrapping that you threw on to warm up
Yeah, one time we were on the mountain and a dog stole our pan, we had to cook for a whole week breakfast, lunch and dinner on our shovels that we used to work with, and I'm pretty sure the things in the video are new and cleaner than the ones I used.
Cleaning doesn't magically make non-food-safe materials food-safe.
Though these guys seem to be using better materials than most of these sorts of videos. Not sure what they cooked the chicken on, but it does look stainless which would be fine (and the only questionable thing in here).
It’s cool, but let’s not pretend like this is sanitary. lol. Forgive me for being suspicious of whether or not they actually disassembled, degreased, cleaned, and disinfected that electric hand planer properly.
Edit: Rewritten for clarity. No, I don't actually believe that a bunch of guys making their own food are required to submit to a state health inspector or some shit. I thought the LOL made that obvious.
I don't understand why it bothers people if they don't see something being cleaned before it's used. It's an edited video, the food ain't being made for them, and it ain't gonna kill them either way.
The cheese and electric planner was huge no-no for me, that was stupid fucking dangerous. He’s very lucky the cheese didn’t break off and planner blades didn’t rip the tips off his fingers, eat them, and spit out mulched up finger meat.
I do guy, I’m very very careful. I shaved the very tip of my thumb once on a panel saw, not enough that it wouldn’t grow back, and once I had a trimmer jam, kick out, jump on top my hand, and dance around my thumb knuckle. I was stupid lucky it didn’t touch my thumb tendon. But yeah, I’ve pretty much seen at least one horrific accident per machine there is. I’ve seen alot of blood in person.
I have this memory of tearing off a chunk of my ring finger pad at the tip. A big chunk including flesh and skin. I wasn't even certain if it really happened but do know it happened because I have a memory of taking photos of it and I found the photos. This is odd because I remember all my major injuries vividly except this one.
Anyway, the reason I wasn't sure it was a real memory is because I have no scars on my finger tips. After finding the photos, I looked closely using a magnifier and in the area where the deep chunk was taken, I do have a slight white area and the finger print is a bit muted but the rest of the fingerprint is perfectly normal.
I did nick the tip of my index finger including the nail on a blade that was spinning down. I have to keep the nail long because when it gets short, it's painful in that area.
Everyone I've known who works with power tools functions on a "I'm an expert, so that'll never happen to me," and some of them have had close calls. I just assume everyone is like that with power tools and heavy machinery, only a matter of time until you get humbled and look like a Chinese factory worker
There was an oil change place in my town a few years back where the techs drilled into a car's gas tank with an electric drill while the tank was full. They burned the place to the ground. The video was floating around Reddit at the time.
This reminds me of that segment on Tool Time, in Home Improvement, when the construction workers were demonstrating cooking on the work site with various tools.
Something equally funny and made my fat ass wonder the possibilities.
Grew up working for my dad's construction company. Lunchtime usually meant starting the truck and putting whatever we brought on top of the valve covers, heating it up.
I guarantee I ingested way worse than anything these guys are showing...
You wouldn’t have to push the cheese against the planer. You’d just barely touch it to it. I’m certainly not advocating doing it (it’s insanely stupid) but in opening the lighter fluid he actually sprays the fluid all over his arms (and likely the rest of his body). There are electrical arcs inside of those power tools so it’s not crazy to think that all that fluid could have just ignited then and there. That would be some serious burns over your body.
All in all, I don’t like this content. It’s just dumb shit for (less than intelligent) people (IMO).
There aren't excavators, guys grinding concrete, guys cutting metal, wind blowing shit from the job all over the place? Seems like there would be a lot of extra toppings flying into the food.
I don't care how new those tools are, they are treated with industrial oils and other coatings that are absolutely coming off on that food. Think a Teflon treated pan is bad? Think black silicone is bad? Enjoy your cancer.
The leaf blower had me die laughing. I used to be a chef and cooked for alot of people everything looked clean (read a comment that clarified to) and just understood the method of love it had. Gj and would totally have some of that. Pitchfork it right into me, please.
I don't see anything wrong with this 🤷♂️ everything looks clean, food looks delicious, and I am sure all the crew helping build that house appreciate it.
If any of those tools were used for construction, it'd take the whole day to clean them enough to possibly be used on food. Power tools get dirt and debris in the hardest to reach areas, like they'd have to be taken apart and rebuilt to be made moderately sanitary.
Unless you're okay with eating a little sawdust, dirt, metal shavings, machine oil, and sweat by tools that have been tossed to the ground on filthy job sites by men who don't wash their hands (because the portapotties and trees don't come with sinks that have running water).
"Hi, you guys do great work, I'm super pleased with the quality. I just noticed it seems like the job is taking way longer than we discussed and I was just wondering why that is. Are you running into any difficulties, do you need more money for materials?"
"No ma'am, we just take lunch very seriously. John here spends pretty much half the day preparing it. And we only have one circular saw which, you guessed it, is devoted to opening the lighter fluid, so everything else has to get cut with a hand saw. And the bobcat there is devoted to holding the lunch tray over the flames so, yup that's right, we do all our digging and grading with shovels. Do you want some chicken and pasta? We have some left over"
If you are trying to make a ‘cool’ video by cutting open a bottle of lighter fluid with a skill saw - at least use a 4x8 sheet of 1/4 inch steel plate for a grilling pan
Good lord, if that’s a brushed motor (probably not but I’m not familiar with Milwaukee) then he is lucky he did not turn into a fireball cutting into lighter fluid like that… brushed motors are an ignition source…
These jobsite cooking videos are dumb on so many levels. But all the questionable cooking impliments aside, realistically nobody is going to want to eat meals like this in the middle of a work day. It'll make you feel bloated, lethargic, and run the risk of putting you in one of those heinous job site spot-a-pots.
I generally tried to avoid eating during the day when I did construction work, but if I did it'd be something light.
glad everyone wants to eat this but I am not eating overcooked pasta that got literally pitchforked out of a bucket completely surrounded by loose dirt lmao
if anyone showed up at my house to work and pulls all this stuff out to cook I would find another contractor
Its cool they do this but I'm not paying you to work in a kitchen its a job site and I'm paying for that time they spend cooking and not doing their actual job
These guy are known for their worksite cooking videos and they also once stated that everything they use is cleaned before and after Use
Yeah, at least give credit to the OOP, they're really cool
Btw, it's HAUS PLANS on YT at least
Ah right, I couldnt remember their channel name
Not trying to be a dick, but what’s cool about it? Like the exaggerated over the top stuff does something for you or is it just the finished product?
The over the top stuff is about humor.
Using power tools, shows that often it's the same tool/mechanicism as the kitchen tools. Which for some men the power tools are more familiar and the kitchen versions.
Then the recipes are real.
TLDR: funny and familiar way to teach construction guys cooking.
Have a set of tools you do this with specifically and never use them for work. Keep them clean not much different than kitchen utensils honestly. Food looks good af.
Ya, everytime I use my planner to slice cheese out of my bare ass hand, I think this is reasonable and close enough to a normal cheese slicer, definitely not an utterly stupid decision to risk a whole hand for maybe a half a second of video
Could work, if they didn't sometimes use heavy machinery.
Right. Like, gang, it's a construction site. It's just dusty. I appreciate that it's not like they are churning their pasta with rusty spades but to pretend it's this pristine kitchen is also a little silly. Those planers have grease in them, the dudes hands now reek of lighter fluid, the bulldozer is going to kick up dirt. It's all good but I guess but I wouldn't call it a clean situation.
Yeah, it makes good rage bait and “manly men loves manly men stuff” content, but in reality they’d all be eating tamales made by Juan’s aunt.
They're cooking pasta. Has Lionfield seen this?
Not approved!
Even if cleaned, there's no way the materisls in those tools are food safe.
Absolutely no way that ply wood or the tools can be cleaned enough to be food safe, and the forklift and other stuff they used to set the materials on are still dirty. It's a construction site. There's gonna be shit everywhere
That said, I work in a warehouse and most of my coworkers and I eat on the job usually without issue. I always wash my hands before I eat on break, but I might snack a bit while working while avoiding touching the food as best I can.
Cooking meat on a job site is a bit too far tho. Nah. Maybe if it was pre-made and in like an aluminum foil wrapping that you threw on to warm up
As someone who works outside year round you'll cook wherever you can
Yeah, one time we were on the mountain and a dog stole our pan, we had to cook for a whole week breakfast, lunch and dinner on our shovels that we used to work with, and I'm pretty sure the things in the video are new and cleaner than the ones I used.
People with this attitude didn't eat enough sand as toddlers
Sand? You had sand?! Back in my day we had to eat rock, none of this poncy sand...
Cleaning doesn't magically make non-food-safe materials food-safe.
Though these guys seem to be using better materials than most of these sorts of videos. Not sure what they cooked the chicken on, but it does look stainless which would be fine (and the only questionable thing in here).
YouTube channel?
Haus Plans
Unless these are brand new tools, I'm not sure how much this is helping
Still looks tons healthier than the Indian street food videos.
Still, I'm pretty sure that's not FDA approved...
It’s cool, but let’s not pretend like this is sanitary. lol. Forgive me for being suspicious of whether or not they actually disassembled, degreased, cleaned, and disinfected that electric hand planer properly.
Edit: Rewritten for clarity. No, I don't actually believe that a bunch of guys making their own food are required to submit to a state health inspector or some shit. I thought the LOL made that obvious.
What health codes are you talking about? Do you think there are laws about how people must prepare food for themselves?
That doesn’t stop possible heavy metals from leaching into food from what they are cooking and eating off of. It’s still dumb.
🤟🤘🤙
I don't understand why it bothers people if they don't see something being cleaned before it's used. It's an edited video, the food ain't being made for them, and it ain't gonna kill them either way.
Reddit 😅
I. Assuming it’s because of hunger
That is why
the only thing i disagree with is using that saw to cut a bottle of highly flammable liquid
The cheese and electric planner was huge no-no for me, that was stupid fucking dangerous. He’s very lucky the cheese didn’t break off and planner blades didn’t rip the tips off his fingers, eat them, and spit out mulched up finger meat.
yeah that was also needlessly dangerous
That is quite the vivid picture you paint
Seen too much. In the game a looong time now.
Do you have all 10 fingers?
I do guy, I’m very very careful. I shaved the very tip of my thumb once on a panel saw, not enough that it wouldn’t grow back, and once I had a trimmer jam, kick out, jump on top my hand, and dance around my thumb knuckle. I was stupid lucky it didn’t touch my thumb tendon. But yeah, I’ve pretty much seen at least one horrific accident per machine there is. I’ve seen alot of blood in person.
Glad to hear it dude. Stay safe! I could never do your work, I'd probably cut myself in half...
Thanks buddy, I’m pretty much retired from it now. I don’t do it every day any more, I only do it when i want to haha. Take care though.
As someone who did exactly this last year, I support this post.
How’s your finger doing?
It mainly was my left index finger and the tip grew back. It still hurts sometimes, but I can work with it again. Thanks for asking!
By the way: Shaving your fingertips with an electric planer feels pluckpluckpluckpluck...😬...!
I have this memory of tearing off a chunk of my ring finger pad at the tip. A big chunk including flesh and skin. I wasn't even certain if it really happened but do know it happened because I have a memory of taking photos of it and I found the photos. This is odd because I remember all my major injuries vividly except this one.
Anyway, the reason I wasn't sure it was a real memory is because I have no scars on my finger tips. After finding the photos, I looked closely using a magnifier and in the area where the deep chunk was taken, I do have a slight white area and the finger print is a bit muted but the rest of the fingerprint is perfectly normal.
I did nick the tip of my index finger including the nail on a blade that was spinning down. I have to keep the nail long because when it gets short, it's painful in that area.
Dude, you break my heart haha. It all happens so quickly.
Best Bubbles voice you can muster: “He got mulched!”
Everyone I've known who works with power tools functions on a "I'm an expert, so that'll never happen to me," and some of them have had close calls. I just assume everyone is like that with power tools and heavy machinery, only a matter of time until you get humbled and look like a Chinese factory worker
If only those containers had some easier way to open them so you could get at the contents. Some sort of screw cap perhaps
That's the joke in all of his job site cooking videos. He doesn't have to, but he does anyway, because it's amusing.
Got to get some of those essential microplastics in there somehow
Hey I hear you like microplastics in your food. Here’s some macro plastics. Enjoy.
You eating spent coals?
Get a load of this guy, not eating the coals
Any microplastics burned off in that huge blazing fire before cooking
Agreed. Real osh issue right there
Have seen other videos using electric drill or driver to start a fire.
There was an oil change place in my town a few years back where the techs drilled into a car's gas tank with an electric drill while the tank was full. They burned the place to the ground. The video was floating around Reddit at the time.
He is covering the cap with his hands. It was most definitely emptied and filled with water
More likely that that's just the best thing to grip. Pure water doesn't foam like that.
When you get enough aeration it does. It lasts for only a couple seconds, but it's really foamy for those few seconds.
My favorite part is when he blows all the parsley on the dirt
My favorite part was sawing an entire bottle of lighter fluid on the fire. Bruh like a little dash is enough
This reminds me of that segment on Tool Time, in Home Improvement, when the construction workers were demonstrating cooking on the work site with various tools.
Something equally funny and made my fat ass wonder the possibilities.
"Binford tools is proud to present Tim the Toolman Taylorrrrrr-!!!!!" LoL i grew up on that show and haven't thought about it in ages-! ❤️
Kinda sad where Brad ended up, though.
More parm!! Arr, arr, arr!!
Did it make you go, AAEEUUUUUGGGHHH??
I don't think so, Tim
If it's all clean I'd eat the food in a heartbeat
Biggest problem would be that ends my day. Too big of a meal to go back to work.
He used the blower to blow parsley on it. No way that shit is clean
LoL yea that was a little overkill imo 😂
That was my favorite part 🥲
As long as the food is cooked, you don't have to worry about micro critters.
I'm stealing this
That blower is as clean as the air you breathe. I wouldn't worry about it.
Grew up working for my dad's construction company. Lunchtime usually meant starting the truck and putting whatever we brought on top of the valve covers, heating it up.
I guarantee I ingested way worse than anything these guys are showing...
You park so the morning sun shines thru the windshield kinda warming the pasta you had for dinner yesterday.
Then first thing you do on break is start the car, move it so the window tint blocks most of the sun and the air conditioning can cool you down.
"Air conditioning" back then was turning the wing mirror inward while driving 60 mph.
Right, it looks fire
Fake worksite
Not a single can of white monster visible
Love it but they all will be napping in a hour lol
All flopping over into food comas around the house. Starting an inevitable domino effect, ending with the house collapsing on top of them.
The only issue I have is the way they cut that bottle of flammable fluid in the start.
Now, where's my plate?
Really? Not using an electric planer on cheese a few cm from their finger tips. That made my bum hole clench up tighter than 2 coats of paint
You wouldn’t have to push the cheese against the planer. You’d just barely touch it to it. I’m certainly not advocating doing it (it’s insanely stupid) but in opening the lighter fluid he actually sprays the fluid all over his arms (and likely the rest of his body). There are electrical arcs inside of those power tools so it’s not crazy to think that all that fluid could have just ignited then and there. That would be some serious burns over your body.
All in all, I don’t like this content. It’s just dumb shit for (less than intelligent) people (IMO).
I refuse to believe the cheese is safe to eat after using that tool no matter how clean it was.
Looks pretty good though
Agreed yum
I believe the more accurate question is DiWHY not?
You've never been in a job site spot-a-pot, have you?
I think I heard the blood vessel in the OSHA guys forehead explode.
Funny to think we still have OSHA anymore.
Thats one of the few that I really like because the food looks so good
I need to copy their Cheese grading technique. So quick!
Those tools are cleaner than most equipment in restaurants at the end of the day..
This is Di-HellYes!
Why would you pour the lighter fluid out that way, risking it igniting from the saw blade, as opposed to just simply taking the cap off
Reasons
DIWhynot?
There aren't excavators, guys grinding concrete, guys cutting metal, wind blowing shit from the job all over the place? Seems like there would be a lot of extra toppings flying into the food.
The only thing missing is the Turkish chef smiling intensely without ever breaking eye contact during whole video
I don't care how new those tools are, they are treated with industrial oils and other coatings that are absolutely coming off on that food. Think a Teflon treated pan is bad? Think black silicone is bad? Enjoy your cancer.
Chemist here: no fucking way am I eating that food.
lol, the cheese grated through the planer made me laugh.
I need one for my kitchen. Nothing more annoying than grating cheese
Now that is a good use of DIWhy. The leave blower was hilariously effective.
Get back to work! You're covered in lighter fluid and we are wasting daylight..
They get a really long time for lunch
Nothing like some worksite dust to go with ur Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo
Lead in those metal tools
Seems sanitary.
Oh man this grosses me tf out.
Seems like a waste of time.
I see evening but a sink 😁😂😁😂
Feels more like r/redneckengineering because that looks good as fuuuuck
r/diwhynot
The leaf blower had me die laughing. I used to be a chef and cooked for alot of people everything looked clean (read a comment that clarified to) and just understood the method of love it had. Gj and would totally have some of that. Pitchfork it right into me, please.
These guys seem annoying, I'd be eating in my car alone 😂
😂😂😂
The oil i use on my electric plainer is not food safe.
I don't see anything wrong with this 🤷♂️ everything looks clean, food looks delicious, and I am sure all the crew helping build that house appreciate it.
The cutting machines are lubricated with machine oil and stuff.
When you are trying to do anything at the worksite but actual work
"No thanks. I ate already. No, really, I'm good."
None of those things are rated food safe and they probably have a lot of bad chemicals released in the food.
Wonder how much concrete was added into the mix
The one time the brushless doesnt spark..
Upvote for the power plane/cheese grater. 😂
If any of those tools were used for construction, it'd take the whole day to clean them enough to possibly be used on food. Power tools get dirt and debris in the hardest to reach areas, like they'd have to be taken apart and rebuilt to be made moderately sanitary.
Unless you're okay with eating a little sawdust, dirt, metal shavings, machine oil, and sweat by tools that have been tossed to the ground on filthy job sites by men who don't wash their hands (because the portapotties and trees don't come with sinks that have running water).
"Hi, you guys do great work, I'm super pleased with the quality. I just noticed it seems like the job is taking way longer than we discussed and I was just wondering why that is. Are you running into any difficulties, do you need more money for materials?"
"No ma'am, we just take lunch very seriously. John here spends pretty much half the day preparing it. And we only have one circular saw which, you guessed it, is devoted to opening the lighter fluid, so everything else has to get cut with a hand saw. And the bobcat there is devoted to holding the lunch tray over the flames so, yup that's right, we do all our digging and grading with shovels. Do you want some chicken and pasta? We have some left over"
Sawdust and cheese on a croissant is my favorite
The wood chips, dust, iron etc.. Yeah this is healthy
That’s just a hoax! /j
No thanks
Disgusting
Mmmmm carcinogens.
I hate this song with a burning passion
I’m tired of this repost.
r/wewantplates
Their spackle fettuccini is to die for
No one is getting shit done after eating a heavy plate of that at lunch.
Going to be shitting all afternoon
Dumb af
If you are trying to make a ‘cool’ video by cutting open a bottle of lighter fluid with a skill saw - at least use a 4x8 sheet of 1/4 inch steel plate for a grilling pan
Men will look at this and just say "Hell yeah"
Customer: why the fuck are you filming tiktoks instead of building my damn house?
this is so silly and also so fun lol. Though, idk how the shit they feel good getting that circular saw fully cleaned.
Would not eat anything made by this guy.
Just thinking of the mineral oil coating the tools
That’s disgusting thinking about what could be on those tools.
Good lord, if that’s a brushed motor (probably not but I’m not familiar with Milwaukee) then he is lucky he did not turn into a fireball cutting into lighter fluid like that… brushed motors are an ignition source…
Delicious. edited to add /s
Who would actually find this appetizing? Well,
They had me at the whole bottle of lighter fluid.
Or, you know... I could just put a grill and some basic fucking utensils onto the back of a pickup and not try to poison the whole crew.
The fact he started with lighter fluid already had me out in this bullshit.
lol honestly man I’ve worked on worksites for months at a time and if I’d been given a lunch like this I’d have been fucking delighted
I always love drenching my arms, hands and clothes in lighter fluid before prepping and cooking a meal.
This reminds me of the guys from K&B Construction coming on Tool Time to show Tim how they cook on the job site
Of course it's a Milwaukee user.
attention whore videos
Mfers getting paid $39 an hour and taking a two hour cooking class lunch. 🤣
Yeah these videos look dumb but these guys do it regularly and I'm confident they clean the stuff thoroughly.
These jobsite cooking videos are dumb on so many levels. But all the questionable cooking impliments aside, realistically nobody is going to want to eat meals like this in the middle of a work day. It'll make you feel bloated, lethargic, and run the risk of putting you in one of those heinous job site spot-a-pots.
I generally tried to avoid eating during the day when I did construction work, but if I did it'd be something light.
Reminds me of the Tool Time cooking segment
Umm ya looks good what's the deal you don't like chicken?
NGL the blower for the parsley made me chuckle.
Everything else seems pretty okay other than cutting the bottle of lighter fluid open with a circular saw.
The lads are using the equipment they have available. Leave them alone.
Basically field chow.
why? because it goes hard af
All that just for Alfredo Chicken Fettuccine?
Naw Im out.
This belongs in r/StupidFood
Lower that fork just a tad bit closer to the ground so we can kick dirt into it while we're walking
glad everyone wants to eat this but I am not eating overcooked pasta that got literally pitchforked out of a bucket completely surrounded by loose dirt lmao
You don't understand, this is the only way for a group of men to cook who are deathly afraid to catch the gay.
"vegetables are for pussies" gets dirt in all the food
song: nippa - coffee break
No. I do not care how clean they say it is. NOPE, i work in maintenance and know just how clean things are NOT.
This is so stupid. Then you smell the humblest asado that workers make at Argentine construction sites and you're mouth watering.
I don't see a single other person, it really just looks like it's this guy and the camera person. Who's going to be eating all this food?
if anyone showed up at my house to work and pulls all this stuff out to cook I would find another contractor
Its cool they do this but I'm not paying you to work in a kitchen its a job site and I'm paying for that time they spend cooking and not doing their actual job
The people on here saying this looks so good are really bothering me
This looks so good
Whats that. Chicken Lasagna?
Someone hire that guy!!!
If all tools and equipment are all clean then hell yes, that looks delicious
That plate got me.
Would eat with them. Looks like they're fun
This is amazing. Wdym diWHY?
LOOKS GOOD LEH!!!
Well it's definitely not for me, as I'm vegan. Other than that it looks fantastic.
This looks very delicious
Here i am with my broodje kaas 🤣
How would you know if birds pooped in that?
It looks good! At least they dont add the pasta all dry as the usual ragebaiters
Looks yummy.