Beer Dispenser Train
  • 2628 points tychristmas

    Possibly the coolest dumb thing I’ve seen in the last decade.

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    595 points virus_apparatus

    It’s sooo stupid..I want one

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    242 points tychristmas

    I’m already on marketplace looking for angry ex wives selling their husbands prized collection. Unfortunately I’m not sure this type of guy regularly finds a wife.

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    96 points Royal-Campaign1426

    Major bachelor energy.  Major good life

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    35 points cfgregory

    They do.

    Source: my father is a train nerd.

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    81 points MasterWinstonWolf

    Ya...but does your father sit there half naked wearing a wig and fake breasts🤷‍♂️

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    53 points cfgregory

    Not to my knowledge. But I can see members of his train club doing this.

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    14 points MasterWinstonWolf

    💀

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    3 points Dug_n_the_Dogs

    But can you Unsee members of his train club doing that?

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    3 points BlackBasementCats

    That old guy in the hat had a pretty cracking set of boobs tho…

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    142 points NoOnesSaint

    What even is this building?

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    129 points Zurich_Is_Washed

    Its some Finnish guys workshop doubling as man cave.

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    104 points rideincircles

    That may the craziest case of man boobs. But can confirm it's Finnish. He is drinking sandels.

    Finnish people can spend way too much time stuck in their home during the dark winter drinking alone in their underwear.

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    52 points whatev43

    And fake boobie thing

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    10 points Argylius

    Yeah what even was that?

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    24 points bjangles9

    Ohhh it is fake boobs.. didn’t notice that at first

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    20 points finobi

    Notice also the Finnish posters on wall. My guess is that this is some kind of old commercial building turned into club house etc.

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    15 points Cheesemacher

    Notice also the sauna

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    128 points 3atTh3R1ch79

    No judgment, but it looks like a crack den.

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    115 points NoOnesSaint

    It's somehow nicer and worse than my basement at the same time.

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    28 points bustcorktrixdais

    I’m sorry it’s nicer. Better days ahead

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    51 points RappingFlatulence

    It’s not a trap house. It’s a trap home.

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    13 points pickyourteethup

    But just to be absolutely clear. You and the train are trapped here.

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    16 points bitsy88

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    12 points mixmastamikal

    Bathroom is too clean.

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    27 points cyanescens_burn

    This was my reaction. I have so many questions about this space, the hodgepodge of items in it, and its inhabitants.

    The train is just one of many whys and WTFs.

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    7 points TabascoWolverine

    An enormous fire trap.

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    6 points keksivaras

    Finnish man cave

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    43 points misterfistyersister

    This is the most Finnish thing I’ve seen since leaving Finland 5 years ago.

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    13 points SourDzzl

    Yup. Def another case of r/lostredditors

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    23 points sdcasurf01

    Yeah, this is r/DiWHYTFNOT??

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    8 points WaffleHouseGladiator

    Peak mangineering.

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    7 points HeldDownTooLong

    I agree…someone put some serious time, effort, and money into creating this setup.

    It is cool though and every rich beer lover should have something similar.

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    9 points CanIgetaWTF

    No shit. I drank three beers just watching that one beer get birthed outta the machine. Shits warm now...

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    3 points Vind-

    It’s Finland.

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    3 points TopExperience3424

    None of you have watched Pee-wee Herman's movie than. Your welcome

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  • 699 points irideapaleh0rse

    This is the tits.

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    226 points NegotiationHot2999

    I think they’re HIS tits.

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    67 points cncomg

    They’re definitely someone’s tits.

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    10 points brainvheart143

    It puts the lotion in the basket

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    9 points OhHowINeedChanging

    It puts the lotion on the train

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    4 points PukeNuggets

    Else it gets the choo choo again

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    35 points Economy-Owl-5720

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    9 points Whiskey_and_Dharma

    Look, choosing to spend your life not cohabitating with a woman does have its benefits.

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  • 638 points ChocolateRaisins19

    I love this. It's so whimsical and silly. All the little spaces under the floor and through the walls. What I always wanted when I was a kid, hahaha.

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    148 points WASTELAND_RAVEN

    I want to know what this place is? Some kind of machine shop or mountain men’s building? lol I love this so much

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    115 points DJ2x

    It's a rental.

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    84 points Vord_Lader

    AirBnB weekend build.

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    6 points Key-Demand-2569

    Probably the funniest idea related to trolling I’ve heard of in a decade. Start a trend of posting these with a TikTok voice over about an “improve your weeklong rental for the owner challenge.”

    Can think of a few AirnB/landlord communities that’d be fun to do to.

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    55 points rayquazza74

    Idk but to enter you gotta wear the fake tittys.

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    43 points bustcorktrixdais

    What the hell is that. I’m old and old fashioned but could roll with everything else. The person picking up the beer…that was some Silence of the Lambs shit right there

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    10 points Suspicious-Bid-53

    Lmao does a breast plate really have that big of an effect on ya?

    Gworl… don’t watch rupaul you might get scurr

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    22 points AwDuck

    When said fake breasts look like they’ve been removed from a living person, tanned and are currently being worn as a souvenir, yes. I’ve been to my fair share of drag shows and I have yet to see anybody wearing prosthetics that are from the crepe skin collection.

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    28 points urmama2

    i think it is some guys men cave in which they build cars and do stupid shit like this :D they have some logos in finnish there and it doesn’t surprise me that some dudes have places like this, i’m a finn myself :D

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    6 points Bearodon

    The train anouncement was in Finnish too if you watch it with sound. I am a Swedish neighbour and hearing Finnish made everything make sense.

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    8 points Piirakkavaras

    Also the beer is Sandels, Finnish beer

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    3 points AncientSeraph

    I watched without sound, but the sauna was a giveaway for the region.

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    6 points JCDU

    It's what men want, especially once they hit about 50.

    Buddy of mine is building a scale steam railway in his back garden that's big enough the grandkids can ride on it - no idea how many years & how much money he's into it, probably enough to buy a small house, but doing what makes you happy is priceless especially when it's whimsical as fuck.

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    15 points [deleted]

    Are there mice in Finland? They're going to love all those little spaces, too. Be like a MouseBNB.

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    7 points Bearodon

    In neighbouring Sweden we not only have mice but the same weather as Finland and during winter time they seek refuge in your home to survive the cold.

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    3 points L_Ardman

    You need Norwegian forest cats.

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    7 points Crease_Greaser

    I too always wanted to know a drunk guy with breasts who has cool trains

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    3 points italianshark

    What I always wanted when I was a kid

    A beer?

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  • 252 points Gingerbeard_42069

    Its hard watching other people live your dreams 💭 🚂 🍺

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    39 points bustcorktrixdais

    ❤️

    Including the tits or whatever the hell that was?

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    14 points smeeon

    Especially the tits, who doesn’t want big titties.

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    3 points A_random_poster04

    That’s the unsettling guy watching you live your dreams from the corner, probably a metaphor for repressed trauma or some shit /j

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    6 points tuigger

    🍈🍈

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  • 865 points Konstantin_G_Fahr

    There’s so much going on in this vid… but the one thing that killed it for me are the holes through the Sauna…

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    358 points Lab-Subject6924

    Holes in the bathroom walls aren't great either 

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    158 points I_Like_Quiet

    Going right by the urinal. What kind of place is this? Frat house basement? Meth house?

    The set up and decor says more money than they know what to do with. The state of things says unemployed... idk.

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    115 points dinnerthief

    Retired engineer

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    107 points Whiskey_and_Dharma

    100%. This is a divorced, pisshead, retired engineer’s “bachelor” pad. I would guess a woman hasn’t stepped foot into it in decades.

    I’d 100% be mates with this ol dude, for sure.

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    30 points UrWHThurtZ

    He’s his own woman.

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    3 points Merileopardi

    No, it is a finnish university association space. Our associations make it a point to have at least one or two super deranged features. It might seem expensive or exclusive because of the sauna but it isn't. We have more private saunas than cars, most people have a private one in theri apartment or at least a free communal one on their floor, so any large student association is expected to have one also.

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    59 points Which-Arrival6777

    The most divorced man in history

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    20 points ToWitToWow

    A lot of the questions you’re asking about the video of the dude skulling beer from a toy train while wearing paper mache breasts are answered by the video of the dude skulling beer from a toy train while wearing paper mache breasts

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    9 points nikjahw

    I saw a previous state-funded mental-patient house for sale before with urinals in the bathrooms... Not sure what to call this

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    9 points opuFIN

    Just Finland. Enough said

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    67 points Previous_Internal_82

    What about the moobs on that guy?!?

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    29 points 324Cees

    At first I thought maybe it was a person after their drag set , but drag performers are careful with their accessories. Alternatively I thought "what is occurring in this silence of the lambs spoof."

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    6 points perfectlyniceperson

    I got silence of the lambs vibes too

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    20 points SpaceSick

    Those were fake boobs that you tie on.

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    7 points puzzled91

    I thought it was some gag apron with boobs.

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    8 points eatrepeat

    I mean somehow it seems perfectly normal when they finally appear or at least not the most eyebrow raising aspect at least lol

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    12 points yallknowme19

    What the fuck was that? Was not expecting that guy to be the beerceiver

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    3 points Crashthewagon

    And yet, once you see him, it all makes perfect sense

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    120 points swearengens_cat

    The holes are under the benches + I believe OP is Finnish so the sauna is probably great!

    Johnny Mnemonic pinball machine!!!!

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    18 points palmerry

    That's what I noticed too!!!!

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    39 points UsernamesNotFound404

    More Easter eggs than a real egg hunt!

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    8 points crack74

    It was a real Easter egg hunt. Learned so much about this lifestyle.

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    15 points Mysterious_Box1203

    they probably thought holes in the walls for mini beer train were a good idea after many deliveries from the beer train.

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    8 points Don-Keydic

    The bewbs got me.

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    3 points RappingFlatulence

    Nice tits, bro

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  • 192 points cheesesteak_genocide

    The layout of this building is wild

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    31 points ekstragooner-77

    It's some kind of an old garage/warehouse/house workspace cellar in my opinion

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    13 points bananaman_420

    This is how 90% of bluecollar lockers/staff rooms look like in finland (minus the train thats new)

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    5 points yleechy

    The boobs too

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  • 99 points calamititties

    Relevant: In northern Finland, the sun doesn't rise above the horizon for extended periods (Polar Night), lasting up to 51 days in the far north.

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    21 points Bearodon

    Thx for the reminder but I am living through that currently in Sweden. Send help!

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    15 points Cael_NaMaor

    I visited a few years back & lived through the opposite... 24hr daytime. When I left at the end of Summer to come home for Fall classes, they were starting to get their night back, & by that I mean I got to watch a sunset/sunrise combination that lasted for like 4 hrs or some shit. The sun just dipped halfway behind the horizon over a large lake, skirted the edge of the world for a while & slowly started coming back up. Most beautiful thing I've ever seen...

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  • 56 points senordeuce

    DI-because it's fucking awesome, that's-why!

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    13 points classiccarsinroblox

    YES

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    4 points theBarnDawg

    D-I-WHY DONT I HAVE ONE!?

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  • 53 points Major_Icehole

    More like DIYTHEFUQNOT

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  • 48 points coveredwithticks

    I swere to God my house would look as cool as this if I wernt married.

    Wait a second!
    I'm single no kids, never married!

    What the hell have i been doing all my life?

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    17 points natasevres

    You need to go to Finland. Get new priorities

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    13 points raptor_mk2

    goes to Finland. Immediately grows a huge beard, gets a beer train, and starts singing like Marko Hietala

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  • 80 points panic_the_digital

    That was truly unhinged. I loved it

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  • 34 points shalendar

    This video raises so many questions and none of them are about why they built a beer delivery train.

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  • 55 points KingBoo_jr

    Wtf am I looking at.. rubber titties?

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    18 points 64CarClan

    Wtf was that??

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    18 points Broomstick73

    Why is he wearing fake tits???

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    7 points CaptainPunisher

    Why not?

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    9 points bustcorktrixdais

    I 4th these questions. I was completely smitten with this video till then

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    4 points Bearodon

    Fake tits is whatever concidering there is a hole in the sauna and bathroom wall.

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  • 28 points NXTnerd

    I love that it passes through all the possible "could need a beer" locations

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    9 points Salmivalli

    ”Where’s my beer train remote” is all of sudden a phrase that you could use daily

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  • 106 points hearthwin

    I don't know why but the Japanese for some reason makes the over engineering make sense to me. And the dude wearing the fake boobs was just the chefs kiss to me. I honestly don't know if this is diwhy or diwhynot for me. Probably somewhere in between.

    Edit to add: that is actually Finnish, but tired brain heard Japanese.

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    79 points arhippa98

    Finnish :D

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    19 points hearthwin

    Oh my bad, the announcement that came on sounded japanese to me for some reason. I blame working nightshift. XD

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    11 points calamititties

    I see how you got there. The inflections sound similar.

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    10 points Fun_Ambassador_9320

    100% thought it was Japanese

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    7 points Laiskatar

    I've heard a lot of people say that japanese and finnish sound similar, so don't worry about it!

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    4 points reticulatedtampon

    No, I think they were done already.

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    5 points royrogerer

    To me it made perfect sense it's Finnish hahaha

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    7 points rayquazza74

    I think it’s more just r/guysbeingdudes

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    6 points Gardez_geekin

    What Japanese?

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    5 points EmuSystem

    Reminds me of how people used to think Nokia was Japanese 😂

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    3 points soulscythesix

    Japanese??

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  • 14 points F1r3Fly4life

    I see no problem with this, only solutions.

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  • 14 points Nelmquist1999

    Oh Finland, you.....

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  • 12 points QuatraVanDeis

    I have so many 'why' questions, and not one of them is about the beer train.

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  • 9 points jiffysdidit

    What’s the point of g scale trains if u don’t put beers on them I just need the automation

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  • 8 points videosambo

    Sandels, torille

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  • 9 points SSDragon19

    I don't even drink and this is cool.

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  • 7 points natasevres

    Never change Finland

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  • 7 points NaughtyFox92

    This is by far the best thing I have seen on this sub

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  • 6 points BishopEvan

    Finland? Cant mistake the beer and sauna

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  • 8 points cover-me-porkins

    Am I the only one who came to applaud the garbage disposal vacuum(?) which sucks the spent cans off at 3:01?

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  • 11 points [deleted]

    what a weird contrast of clearly has money but looks super ghetto

    edit: I meant trashy...much better word

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    16 points aushtx

    Nah, weird contrast is having money and spending them on stupid conventional showoffs like cars and huge mansions. THIS is exactly what having money should look like.

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    3 points [deleted]

    Im referring to the fact there is money involved here but the construction is garbage and looks super hacky

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  • 5 points zeptillian

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  • 6 points nanaacer

    Just imagine one of those cans springing a leak as it comes out and spraying beer over every room in the house.

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    14 points PermanentUsername101

    Judging from the look of the place I don’t think they’d notice.

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    3 points Hoosier_Farmer_

    "it's a feature, not a bug"

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  • 5 points A_JELLY_DONUTT

    I think it’s p dope tbh. I’m concerned that a human lives there though. I’m also concerned that the gentleman with the breasts shouldn’t be having anymore beers. But, live and let live I suppose.

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  • 6 points Arlitto

    So THIS is why dudes are obsessed with trains.. I get it now

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    3 points jiffysdidit

    They’re like boobs, meant for kids but we just love them

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  • 5 points Revolutionary_Tap897

    This is amazing! r/DIYnot

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  • 5 points zrad603

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  • 5 points Reasonable-Ad7755

    Johnny Mnemonic pinball GTFO!!!!!!!!! Thats cool

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  • 4 points Peek_e

    What beer is that? Also, that’s a lot of stuff in there, what kind of a place is that?? Also also, there’s like a sauna and all. Jeez, like a playground for adults.

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    9 points arhippa98

    I'm just as confused, looks part workshop, part bar, part house... seems like there's a foldable bed from a cruise ferry too

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    6 points Laiskatar

    Sandels beer! This video is from Finland, based on the language of the train announcments. Saunas are a very finnish thing. Though usually we don't have trains running through them

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  • 3 points CheerJohn

    This Finnish guy has been without a wife since forever and oh god do I like it.

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  • 3 points realmenlovezeus

    There is something very depressing about this video, I can't put my finger on it

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  • 4 points HopBewg

    That is exactly the person I expected to be unloading and firing back the empties. The tiddy shirt was gold.

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  • 3 points Swing_on_thiss

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  • 3 points _B_Little_me

    This dudes basement looks fun and kinda scary. A perfect basement.

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  • 5 points quinthfae

    Here, we can observe the diWHYer in their natural habitat, surrounded by many a project of their uninhibited and, indeed, unhinged undertakings...

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  • 3 points ArdenwinValient616

    Delivered ice cold and well shaken.

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  • 5 points will_this_1_work

    I’m just impressed Tits McGee has someone else in his house with him. Seemed more like a hermit home.

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  • 3 points sizzlamarizzla

    D I what the fuck am i looking at

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  • 6 points BongoHunter

    Christ - looks at the tits on that!

    I don't know how we got to nearly 50 comments in before they got a mention - this place is going down hill.

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  • 6 points Aquemini954

    Are we not gonna talk about the boobies hanging from his neck?

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  • 3 points jgcraig

    Wowowowow just impressed

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  • 3 points Goodspike

    The why is obvious!

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  • 3 points classiccarsinroblox

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  • 3 points Joates87

    Next yall will be asking why anyone would make a rube Goldberg machine...

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    3 points CaptainPunisher

    Why would anyone make an overly complicated machine to accomplish a simple task in a whimsical way???

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  • 3 points psykotyk

    Someone isn't getting their deposit back.

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    5 points Lentomursu

    Those cans looked fine to me

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  • 3 points 7heWizard

    Peak Finnish engineering

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  • 3 points Chadchrist

    What a beautiful combination of undiagnosed autism and a love of beer.

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  • 3 points kittygomiaou

    I have a whole list of questions

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  • 3 points Intelligent-Thing965

    Oh Finland

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  • 3 points thorpie88

    The urinal in the toilet threw me off more than anything else in this

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  • 3 points Kreepr

    DIWhyfucking not?

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  • 3 points No-Negotiation-5412

    The why is the man with the tits, really everything else made sense

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  • 3 points ultradip

    Those empties... How...? It was like they got launched off individually! Was there a vacuum there or something?

    Also, nice to know they've got you covered for when you're pissing at the urinal but need to refill your bladder.

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    3 points karenskygreen

    Air, they were blown off

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  • 3 points JaskaJii

    The least alcoholic Finns.

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  • 3 points drummerboyjax

    I have SO MANY questions about this video and none of them have to do with that flipping train. 😅

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  • 3 points Finbar9800

    Doesnt belong in this sub the answer is obvious, because its cool as shit

    Also maybe the guys wife said shed throw all his train stuff out if he doesnt use it

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  • 2 points Gregory85

    Nah, this is cool

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  • 2 points Pengin_Master

    The only downside here is the carrying capacity. If Da Boyz are over and this track only delivers 1 beer per trip, it's quite unproductive

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  • 2 points SockCucker3000

    This guy is living the dream.

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  • 2 points timdot352

    Brb, I need to go buy a model train... 🚂🍺

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  • 2 points r_was61

    Wait, am I looking a moobs, trans boobs, or rubber tits?

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  • 2 points HeyItsExactly8Bees

    i hate beer but throw a twisted tea or something in here and i'm on board

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  • 2 points SinkholeS

    DIYWHY NOT

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  • 2 points saik0pod

    Replace it with ginger ale and I'm sold!

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  • 2 points OpusAtrumET

    This is fucking insane but damn if I don't love it.

    But can we talk about the old guy?

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  • 2 points DrkSpde

    What a freaking waste of time and resources. They even proved part way through that it can clearly handle 3 cans at a time.

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  • 2 points Bdorfn-1B

    I love the crossing guard! As I didn't see it dispenser wine, likely a bachelor.

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  • 2 points LazyOldCat

    This is fantastic. I’ve wasted my life and my living space is boring.

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  • 2 points museabear

    Oh my God you found the underground railroad!

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