Bedazzled Aston Martin Valkyrie by Crystal Ninja
  • 207 points See_i_did

    Would also work in /r/horribletoclean

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    11 points PaladinSara

    Good point

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    14 points Brahminmeat

    Many points

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    15 points Citatio

    also r/TUVgore

    TÜV is the German association that confirms road-worthiness every two years for all cars registered in Germany. They're known for being sticklers of their huge amount of rules.

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    7 points horror-traktor

    Imagine seeing this come towards you on the Autobahn when the sun is setting and just getting blinded by millions of tiny glitter shit on a fucking car

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    2 points anubisviech

    They'll say: "You have parts sticking out that can catch pedestrians. Road certificate revoked. Try again after fixing that."

    I had this happen to a friend, that removed the plastic covers from the doors of his audi, because the mounting points started to rust. He had to remove all of them or mount the plastic cover again.

    We are talking about 5mm nibbles that were way behind the ouline of the car and rounded. You could only catch on those after you got smacked by the mirror, in theory.

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    1 points Citatio

    No need to imagine, got blinded by chrome far too often already...

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    3 points AdobeGardener

    Somehow my first thought was a flock of pigeons flying over it...

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    4 points NocturneInfinitum

    Came here to say this

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  • 69 points Bruger_McDonalds

    +50 damage against zombie hoards

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    13 points DTGR_trading

    -50 performance because of drag... worth the trade off I guess.

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    2 points Jojajones

    I mean in the zombie apocalypse when there’s cars obstructing the roads and no one to maintain the roads do you really need the performance?

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    2 points DTGR_trading

    Ofc you do just imagine there is something like a ramp in front of you...

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  • 85 points Beneficial_Soup3699

    Rich people don't have taste, that's why they pay poor people to tell them what looks good. When they try to wing it, you get garbage like this.

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    35 points EndlessGypsyLoop

    This screams "new money trash"

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    6 points TheCyberGoblin

    Alternatively “someone who is trying to claim they’re rich”

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    7 points -Hi_how_r_u_xd-

    It really doesn’t look bad though. Like yes, it functionally is the stupidest thing ever, but let’s be real, they probably aren’t ever going to drive it anyways. Plus they likely have about 10 more cars that would fit your definition of “looking good”, and this one is just made to “look different”

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    8 points DeadlinePhobia

    I unironically love how this looks, it’s so sparkly 😭

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    3 points titsngiggles69

    I guess you were born to be rich

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    2 points DeadlinePhobia

    If I had a private island, this is what I’d be driving around there

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    2 points nea_fae

    Same, came here expecting DIWhynot but I guess not everyone is so easily swayed by excessive sparkles ✨🤷🏼‍♀️🤩

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    3 points misterpiggies

    The owner didn’t do this though. He let the guy who manages his collection have free rein and do something with this car for Monterrey Car Week and this is what the employee did. It was supposed to be more of a prank on the owner.

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    1 points horror-traktor

    Listen, this would be cool as a fun campy design choice for the right type of gay and right type of item.but not on this 😭

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  • 24 points Cheepshooter

    Stupid, but I like it in a weird way.

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  • 63 points Muddled_Opinions

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    9 points bustedrootbutter

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    1 points Head-Cause-2431

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  • 50 points TrezzG

    I don't hate it

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    6 points animefan1520

    I dont either since they wrapped it first right...... right?.... they didnt.... ruin the paint, did they?

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    2 points NightGod

    Almost certainly, this was for Moneterey Car Weeks

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    1 points jnthnmdr

    One of us.

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  • 7 points czaritamotherofguns

    They do lots of bedazzled cars. Crystal Ninja is literally who you hire if you're rich as fuck and you want something covered in crystals.

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  • 42 points Elytrax7

    Looks cool tbh

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  • 13 points 50ShadesOfGreyHair

    THE Edward Cullen car!

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    7 points No-Station-66666

    this is the car of a killer...

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    2 points nea_fae

    Probably fr tho

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  • 21 points the_gwyd

    This has got to ruin the aero

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    29 points Dripping_Wet_Owl

    Doesn't matter considering the owner probably isn't skilled enough to drive this thing any faster than 60mph.

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    15 points ConfusedMaverick

    Golf balls are dimpled and shark's skin is rough - you don't necessarily want a super smooth surface

    I don't know when it's an advantage and when not though 🤷

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    4 points Parabolicsarcophagus

    While those are both true, I imagine these manufacturers put their designs through stream tunnels and find the best design and contours for the least resistance. Somewhere along the way if dimples made more sense, we'd have been seeing sports cars with dimples for decades.

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    3 points ConfusedMaverick

    I found this:

    The smooth bodywork is to try to keep the airflow over the car in a laminar state as much as possible. Laminar flows have less skin friction than turbulent flows, and produce much better effects on aerofoils. Turbulent flows (which is what the dimples of the golfball induce) have higher skin friction but flows around behind the body of the ball more easily. On the golfball this would reduce in an overall reduced drag (the car would behave similarly) however the turbulent flow cannot be controlled in the same manner to create downforce, which is far more important to the car.

    So it seems that dimples would help if you don't need a spoiler

    You're not going to see dimples on a production car because it would be expensive to produce, maintain and repair, though it might well be slightly more efficient

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    2 points Parabolicsarcophagus

    Very sound reasoning. Thank you for posting that.

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    2 points WaffleHouseGladiator

    Weirdly enough, some hotrodders have been playing around with dimpling parts of engines.

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    2 points FrostyProspector

    Didn't Mythbusters test this one? I have vague memories...

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    6 points Electrical_Ad_6208

    Yup. Episode 127. Clean car vs dirty car. They covered a car with clay and then dimpled it to find out if it improved fuel efficiency. It did!

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    1 points Diogenes_Will

    It depends on whether the surface is oblique or not

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    1 points Excellent_Yak365

    I don’t think this will ever be driven.. this would be insane to clean and just use would knock those gems off

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    1 points Hanchez

    Not in any meaningful way.

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  • 5 points Slow_Constant9086

    I honestly dont even hate it. Not my style and id never do it, but its not offensive . 

    Seems like a pain in the ass to clean, but if theyve got enough money for this car and this modification, they can probably pay someone to clean it.

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  • 6 points GlisaPenny

    More sparkles needed!! More!!!

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  • 4 points FlashyCow1

    If I had that car, I would just because I can

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  • 4 points Carl_the_Half-Orc

    Looks kinda cool. But the hell I'd do that to any car.

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  • 3 points dollar-tree-pizza

    Not practical in any way but I low-key love how it looks. It’s so sparkly! lol

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  • 3 points Working_Cover2345

    Bella, it's car of a killer…

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  • 3 points Eatar

    I wanna be the plumber who works in the car wash after that thing goes through, probably drops $100K in jewels into the drains every time through.

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  • 2 points qcihdtm

    The only reason the person has that car is so others look at it.

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  • 2 points rainorshinedogs

    "Why? Because I'm rich, bitch"

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  • 2 points MacFrost31

    So sehen meine Sachen Zuhause auch immer aus wenn meine Tochter damit fertig ist. 😅

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  • 2 points StitchFan626

    "I'm so stupid rich, the stupid rich are just stupid!"

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  • 2 points Taybay240

    Gets a incredibly aerodynamic car and bedazzles it

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  • 2 points 8last

    Ugly

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  • 2 points CaptainPunisher

    Don't TOUCH the trim!

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  • 2 points TamedCrows

    I would love to see the cost for regular detailing.

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  • 2 points Red_corvid0409

    I thought cars couldn't legally have reflective surfaces like this🤨

    Unless this 1 never gets driven, then I guess it's fine🤷

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  • 2 points Etsch146

    This is r/ATBGE , not diy

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  • 2 points NotDazedorConfused

    A textbook example of some people have way too much money …

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  • 2 points Bonzos_Bowler_Hat

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  • 2 points realultralord

    Man, this car is a marvel of aerodynamic engineering. It was designed and developed by a dude who has lots of experience in designing actual F1 cars. How in the world does anyone get to glue some shitty bling bling on and ruin it?

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  • 2 points omnibossk

    Use every tool in the book to make a light sports car and then laden it with rocks

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  • 3 points -FalseProfessor-

    That thing has super advanced aerodynamics and an absolutely ridiculous weight to power ratio, and they fuck it up by sticking on a bunch of sparkles.

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  • 2 points Time_Ad_8116

    Not great not terrible

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  • 2 points xxlordxx686

    It should be a punishable crime to deface this car like this

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  • 2 points Revolutionary_Tap897

    Money ≠ Taste

    Seems more like the opposite...

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  • 2 points Ill_Ad5893

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  • 2 points FemmeCirce

    Finally a super car I want. I'd accept about anything covered in crystals.

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  • 2 points EnergyHumble3613

    Man how tf does one manage to drive things so low to the ground?

    I have yet to live anywhere flat enough for such a car not to get the shit banged out of the bottom or scraped up badly by potholes, speed bumps, or just a gentle incline between street level and entering a parking lot.

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    2 points Trashbagjizz

    They come from the factory with adjustable suspension. In the video it is currently in “track” mode and thus it lowers the suspension quite a bit. Essentially they’re just using it to display what it would look like at the race track. Normal road height has enough ground clearance to go over most speed bumps.

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  • 2 points NeoIsrafil

    Poor car designers must be thinking "We designed this car in cad and put it in a wind tunnel to optimize its efficiency and aerodynamic perfection, and now the end user has decided to undo all of that.... Are we a joke to you?".

    Those Poor Poor engineers....😭

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  • 2 points Aesk

    If it was just a prop for a movie or something, I'd say it was pretty cool. But the fact that someone actually paid a lot of money for this as a personal car (doubt it gets driven much at all) is pretty gross.

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  • 1 points MF-GOOSE

    Definition of fuck you money

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  • 1 points FerrumDeficiency

    "It's like meter-long dick: very cool, but absolutely useless"

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  • 1 points Deliriousious

    Aerodynamics?

    What even is that?

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  • 1 points dargonmike1

    Probably a streamer who contributed nothing lmao. Crystal ninja? wtf who’s picking these names 😂😂

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  • 1 points pelvviber

    Looks remarkably cheap.

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  • 1 points ThereBeDucks

    Kinda sick

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  • 1 points dargonmike1

    The definition of uguly

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  • 1 points ayroncon1

    That seems like a hazard to other drivers if the sun hit it just right.

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  • 1 points bjbinc

    Imagine cleaning bug guts off that surface

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  • 1 points brackfriday_bunduru

    What’s with the Mercedes logo?

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  • 1 points GrandWizardOfCheese

    I think it looks cool.

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  • 1 points rodneedermeyer

    The Cullenmobile

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  • 1 points dednotsleeping

    It's an Aston Martin Valkyrie not a chandelier

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  • 1 points kribabe

    I feel like I would get flash banged by that on a sunny day

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  • 1 points lexm

    How much heavier is it?

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  • 1 points wyattlol

    Nice job. all these meticolously designed aerodynamics are gone

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  • 1 points Organic_Rip2483

    LOL

    Company spends hundreds of millions designing aerodynamic shapes. Rich prick spends hundreds of millions coving it stupid lumps of carbon, negating all areoydynamic gains, and some.

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  • 1 points IguaneRouge

    How does a car with almost no ground clearance get over even a speed bump without massive damage to the undercarriage? Do they just have poor people on standby they can put on each side of the rise to ease the car over it?

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  • 1 points clinicalia

    How does this work when you need to wash the car? Especially in a car wash? Are they prone to peeling off?

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  • 1 points Tooleater

    The detailer nust charge $10k a go...

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  • 1 points AmaryIIion

    How are you supposed to drive a car that is 3-4 inches off the ground? Lol

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  • 1 points Smooth_Taste1250

    Design stolen by Pagani? For the fist seconds I thought that must be a new Pagani

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  • 1 points UniquePotato

    Turd glitter came to mind

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  • 1 points SpiritedPay252

    So many haters on here lol

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  • 1 points Curious_Map_2908

    How much weight does this add? Just curious

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  • 1 points Mindless-Strength422

    How many do you think are on it? I bet it's at least a hundred.

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  • 1 points pissbucket94

    imagine what you could do with all the money that thing's worth... I'll never understand

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  • 1 points MissChonkyWonky

    I actually love this

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  • 1 points GubmintMule

    Reduces air resistance by disrupting the boundary layer. /s

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  • 1 points Sancheroid

    Well at least it shines pretty

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  • 1 points Prestigious-Chain898

    From far away it's passable, but up close it looks like Diamond Head's ball sack.

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  • 1 points Closer_to_the_Heart

    @Physicists does this end up working like dimples on a golf ball? Or do they need to be spaced perfectly for that?

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  • 0 points trullaDE

    This car is so ugly, even glitter can't make it better.

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  • 1 points GenHammond

    25% flies off on the first time it goes over 60 miles an hour

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  • 1 points Dekay35363

    What a terrible way to ruin this car

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  • 1 points Digimub

    Wait is this a rick roll?

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  • 0 points r_was61

    Just don’t park it in the street in NYC.

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  • -1 points PRwookie

    This is the reason why we can't have nice things.

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  • -2 points Potatozeng

    how beautiful it will be when crushed

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