• Lodi has been visibly agitated by the fact that the Dawning seems to possess many similarities to an old world religious holiday despite that religion seemingly no longer existing.
    • Lodi is also attempting to determine if the Traveler is able to maneuver outside of time in a way similar to the Nine, as there is “record of at least two historical figures who allegedly were able to cheat death AND had multiple supernatural powers.”
      • Lodi then learned that there was a famous Warmind called Rasputin and proceeded to start ranting for twenty minutes about how inconsistent retained historical knowledge in the Last City was.
  • The guardians of the Last City have used all the leftover dawning ingredients to bake Lodi a cake.
  • An unknown community in the forests of Venus has been successfully ambushing Barant Imperium patrols with wooden log traps and stone spears. Empress Caitl has sent agents to find these “military prodigies.”
  • The fireteam that defeated Dredgen Sere noted that he seemed unable to manually end his stormtrance attack due a a steady supply of seemingly unlimited power.
  • A search is underway for the guardian that was once Dredgen Bael’s mother, as the Vanguard worries that keeping her stationed in the Last City is too dangerous given what we now know about Bael’s history and mental instability.
  • The Pikers are complaining to Spider that all guardians are betraying them immediately after getting a fully upgraded bike. Spider has responded by pointing out that the Pikers betrayed the guardians on the first day they met.
  • Multiple members of the Tharsis Reformation have asked guardians to put in a good word for them with Failsafe in exchange for various materials and goods.
  • Red Legion veterans in the Totality Division have been heard speaking about the Colonel, expressing discomfort at being on a planet so close to the “great destroyer.”
  • An Awoken Titan named Galen has been seen using Strand to pull Barant Imperium ships out of the sky.
  • Shin Maplhur has entered the Last City.
  • A thinktank consisting of Guardians from across all classes and races has banded together with the goal of creating a second, universally accessible class exotic that only has one function: allow the successful wielding of two exotic weapons. As of now all attempts have met with failure.
  • Aunor Mahal has been punished for her insubordination to the Praxic Order by being assigned to monitor a team of fallen guardians seeking rehabilitation. Hunter Courtney-2 has already committed three HR violations and stolen Aunor’s earrings.
  • A group of tower civilians have deployed to the Lawless Frontier to combat the Barant Imperium. All three factions have made an agreement to cease all hostility whenever they are in range, as “any attempt to combat fascism should be celebrated, protected, and reinforced.”

  • Always enjoyed these posts. Adds some much needed levity and comedy.

    Lodi is also attempting to determine if the Traveler is able to maneuver outside of time in a way similar to the Nine, as there is “record of at least two historical figures who allegedly were able to cheat death AND had multiple supernatural powers.”

    Is this a reference to the Gardener and the Winnower?

    Shin Maplhur has entered the Last City.

    Can't wait until Bael larping ass meets the real deal. He has no idea what he's invoking by using the Dredgen Vale name. That's going to be good. He's going to find out that we are the "nice ones". Shin on the other hand, suffers no fools and no Dredgens.

    An Awoken Titan named Galen has been seen using Strand to pull Barant Imperium ships out of the sky.

    Based Force Unleashed reference.

    All three factions have made an agreement to cease all hostility whenever they are in range, as “any attempt to combat fascism should be celebrated, protected, and reinforced.”

    Love this. You're totally right.

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    I think rather Jesus and maybe Santa Claus?

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    Jesus and Rasputin

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  • The vex trying to rizz failsafe is cannon and no one can tell me otherwise.

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  • Incredible addition at the end there. Much appreciated

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    Yeah I had some genuine rage that needed to get released and this seemed both healthy and halfway productive.

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  • Ive thought for a while you should be able to sacrifice your exotic armour to use two exotic weapons or vice versa.

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  • "Courtney-2" omg

    It's so funny to hear a guardian with a normal name. Like Brandon-33, or dregen Brittany 

    Omg Iron Lord William

    Techeun Miranda

    Titan Vanguard, Kevin-4

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  • This is incredible lol

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  • luzaku was sad that nobody gave cookies to her after hearing about the dawning outside, 1-2 people who remembered her when she visited the dreaming city.

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    Luzaku cannot ingest cookies.

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    Neither can Finch or Failsafe, but they've still got recipes

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    Yeah and they shouldn’t.

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    why so?

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    She’s a bug. She has an incompatible digestive system

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    uuuh hive got mesoskeletons since savathun and xivu mention of breaking the bones of other hive in combat, and also savathun mentions of having tea and biscuits from some old witch queen lore, so that's why I stand for luzaku getting cookies.

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