Man drowns during underwater marriage proposal
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  • 366 points Consistent_Cook9957

    Sometimes, love makes us do stupid things. This is one of them.

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    118 points DrEppendwarf

    Hoffman said Tanzanian authorities informed her by email on Monday that they had conducted an autopsy, but didn’t immediately provide a cause of death.    

    Just a hunch but I think he might have drowned.

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  • 345 points Fun_Operation6598

    Saw this video over 5 years ago. Hopefully he's learnt his lesson by now.

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    145 points SambaLando

    I have a sinking feeling

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    89 points DaRealMexicanTrucker

    Dont hold your breath.

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    36 points Recyclable-Komodo429

    It's all water under the bridge now

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    38 points ExpectedBehaviour

    Titanic mistake

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    14 points cyhro

    OceanGate Deep

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    4 points TataHexagone2020

    Link?

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    26 points FreshGanesh

    The most viewed from 6 years ago

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    29 points wilsonsmilk

    Holy fucking shit! 30ft underwater without diving equipment? Sounds dumb as shit

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    18 points nyg8

    It's not that dangerous with fins if you're a decent swimmer.. but from the video you can clearly tell he isnt

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    11 points smilingasIsay

    Yeah, I came back here to point out he isn't even kicking properly

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    4 points joggle1

    Yeah, 30 feet isn't hard with fins if you know what you're doing.

    But like skiing, if you've never done it before, you probably shouldn't hit the black diamond trails on your first day.

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  • 126 points slutty_muppet

    Incredibly sad and stupid

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  • 58 points Upset-Basil4459

    Till death do us part

    dies

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    16 points evlgns

    *depth

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  • 13 points Purpleappointment47

    It seemed like a good idea at the time.

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  • 95 points StupidSexyScooter

    Sounds like he was in over his head

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    12 points AbyssDataWatcher

    I laughed so hard I farted

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    26 points mrvarmint

    I farted so hard I laughed

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    10 points Vindicted1501

    What an achievement! I farted so hard I sharted

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  • 105 points HenryInRoom302

    Him: I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

    Her: Well, that was over much sooner than I expected.

    Guy watching from the shore: That's what she said.

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    48 points Careless-Art-5753

    You: Too much internet.

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    1 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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  • 8 points International_Gur927

    "I can't hold my breath long enough to tell you everything I love about you"
    ...ouch, such vicious irony...

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  • 27 points ramboton

    well he spent the rest of his life with her....

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  • 19 points PhilMeUpBaby

    "Costing $US1,700-a-night (£1,300)...."

    Damn.

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    12 points DionBlaster123

    It's wild to me that people spend $1700 so casually like that. Fucks sake I feel guilty after spending $90 yesterday

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  • 29 points Kaevek

    So what was the issue? What caused him to drown? I didn't read it all.

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    77 points morto00x

    They were renting an underwater cabin which has an observation chamber 10 meters (33ft) below the surface. She was inside the chamber and he dove all the way down to the window to propose using a note. Ran out of air before making it to the surface.

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    92 points accountofyawaworht

    He had equal amounts of common sense and gills.

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    19 points RatherGoodDog

    10m is trivial for free diving if you have experience. Unfortunately, free diving is inherently dangerous and it can go south in a moment if you screw anything up.

    I don't think he was stupid, he probably had done this many times before, but he either stayed down too long, got a cramp, or made some error with equalisation or the like which caused him to become disoriented. He may also have over-exerted himself doing the proposal, as you have to conserve muscle energy and oxygen as much as possible. That's just my guess.

    I free dive a bit, not seriously, and I wouldn't go down to 10m yet. Maybe 6m, and only for a matter of seconds - not long enough for a marriage proposal! I don't have the experience for it. This guy believed he did.

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    8 points DreadFB89

    If he was not experienced it could equalisation

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    2 points Lou_C_Fer

    I caught a cramp in seven feet of water, then my other leg cramped. There was literally nothing I could do to save myself. The pain was too intense for me to even think about floating on my back. If my buddy wasn't only 10 feet away, I probably would have kicked it.

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    1 points Level-Resolution-331

    Wow. I thought that was a thing old people made up to get their kids out the pool

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    49 points NobleGaseous

    Just couldn't hold his breath long enough. Went through with the proposal and swam away... never made it back to the surface

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    24 points Kaevek

    Man... Thats rough. I've been in a couple really scary scenarios underwater. None where I wasn't being hindered by someone else. The idea of dying during the most important moment of your life is just so sad.

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    7 points idonotknowwhototrust

    Too much water in his lungs.

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  • 24 points Kooky-Beyond5535

    1000 ways to die vibe

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    -13 points Careless-Art-5753

    Why is "vibe" trendy?

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    13 points KiKiPAWG

    I don’t fucking know… it stands for so much and yet… nothing at alll lol

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  • 17 points Curious-Range-453

    What a breathtaking proposal.

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  • 5 points Upvotespoodles

    Never marry a man who can’t be bothered to bring his own oxygen.

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  • 5 points wren020681

    It looked so much cooler when he pictures it in his head

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  • 7 points mac_the_man

    Did she say “yes”, though?

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    28 points 14X8000m

    Yes but she hesitated for apparently too long.

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    7 points xoshadow3

    She got the house she always wanted in the end.

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    2 points amoris-plenus

    This made me laugh

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  • 6 points drunk_funky_chipmunk

    Well this is like 6 years old…and has been posted here a bunch since then

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    9 points idonotknowwhototrust

    Good, glad I finally caught it.

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  • 6 points dirtdaubersdosting

    Mrballen did a segment on this.

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  • 2 points oppereindbaas

    NOT PENNYS BOAT

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  • 2 points Netsrak69

    Sounds like the ocean accepted his proposal.

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  • 2 points Greatest-Uh-Oh

    Fun idea. Sad outcome. I suspect that she lost a good one. Condolences.

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  • 1 points GlenGraif

    Home state Florida?

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  • 1 points Glum_Business_9852

    What a way to show your love

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  • 1 points awaken_my_pythonista

    We're karmawhoring out ChillingScares' content now?

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  • -10 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    17 points ozzieowl

    I think it was more like 32ft down

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    9 points Boognish84

    No, he's 6ft under

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    5 points ozzieowl

    lol lol lol lol

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    8 points Temporary-Pound-6767

    This sub is so misanthropic and full of people starved of affection and love.

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    8 points ZealousidealValue574

    Living up to the redditor stereotype

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    4 points morty-vicar

    Welcome!

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    6 points Temporary-Pound-6767

    Thanks. I've been here since it started.

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    2 points Sir_Lee_Rawkah

    Hahahahaha

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    1 points Greatest-Uh-Oh

    See! He said it! Proof that nobody loves me! Assholes! I hate you all!

    /s for my protection.

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  • -12 points watspoppinplayboy

    She woulda got the ick if he lived

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  • 0 points Total_Witness_8769

    Tell me he’s from FL.

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  • -6 points Vegetable-Hand-6770

    Are we sure this isnt fake news? Its tge BBC after all..

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  • -39 points unknownpoltroon

    I mean ,this doesnt seem like a darwin award, he just drowned while swimming.

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    10 points morto00x

    You don't just swim 33ft below the surface by yourself and without an oxygen tank. 

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    -9 points unknownpoltroon

    Sure you do. I used to do it all the time when I was younger, thats not that deep.

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    8 points idonotknowwhototrust

    Back in my day, we swam 30 feet down and more! I remember once picking mushrooms off the well floor, 55' down!

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  • -8 points TheRealGageEndal

    I agree with the minority on this. No Darwin.

    Sure, he was free diving to do the proposal and drowned. That isn't enough, though. Since they were staying where they were staying, one can assume that they liked to do stuff like this and he would be prepared. He just had a complication.

    This doesn't win a DA anymore than a guy proposing on a hike who loses his footing and dies would. It's just a sad accident, not a Darwin.

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    7 points wntf

    you clearly have no idea what a darwin award even is

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    -6 points TheRealGageEndal

    He died in a slightly unusual way. Ut the guy wasn't a moron. He just had an accident while doing something dangerous. It wasn't even a stupid something, since freediving 10m is pretty common. As I read it, he was even wearing fins to help him move quickly.

    Sure, he's out of the gene pool, but it wasn't for excessive stupidity.

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  • -46 points MrGadget2000

    How is this a Darwin Award. The guy downed swimming.

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    26 points StillMarie76

    In just about the most preventable way possible. You don't free dive alone 850ft offshore without telling anyone.

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    -1 points TheRealGageEndal

    Hos girlfriend as recording it. She knew. One would think that they had done something like this before since it's their third day, this time there was a complication.

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  • -2 points Mariocell5

    Darwin award

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  • -8 points ASS-et

    Him: "I want to spend the rest of my life with you"

    Her: "So that was a fucking lie"

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    9 points skiborobo

    I think not. It was the most truthful thing actually.

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    1 points DaniCapsFan

    Well, he did. It's just that the rest of his life was measured in minutes.

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