Dad blocks a broken bat
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  • 2288 points muffinbouffant

    And didn’t spill a drop out of the tall boy! Looks like a good day with the kids at the park!

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    819 points anniemaygus

    Looks like he hit it with his wrist, day might not have been real fun after that lol

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    819 points TheFinnebago

    Nothing a second tall boy can’t fix

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    234 points chocolateboomslang

    I need a few more so my wrist is ok when I drive home after the game

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    99 points MoistStub

    Maybe a couple more on top of that for charisma for charming the cop that pulls you over

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    56 points TheGreatTave

    Definitely going to want about 6-12 more so he doesn't lose his buzz during the first night in jail.

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    8 points Devreckas

    First night? Those are rookie numbers.

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    21 points michaltee

    The stadium is like: “how about a $2 discount on us? That’ll be $16 please.”

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    22 points Financial_Dream4765

    A second one? In this economy?? 

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    10 points richarddrippy69

    What it's only 45 dollars Michael.

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    7 points _bexcalibur

    Hope much could a tall boy cost?

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    3 points ParkerBeach

    Would have been cheaper to let the kid get hit, then free beers!!!

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    9 points Chopaholick

    What's his Venmo, I'll send him cash for a third.

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    7 points GardenGnomeOfEden

    It would be cheaper to go to the doctor

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    3 points sweetpotato_latte

    This made me laugh for real, thank you lol

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    37 points KenDurf

    The ballpark attendees often come to anyone hurt in the ballpark and offer them an upgrade of their current seats or free tickets in the future. 

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    39 points Olivia512

    Ah yes, that's all you need when you have a permanent wrist injury.

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    18 points KenDurf

    Some people see the glass half full, others see it half empty. 

    Tort law is fascinating and I don’t see them giving you a freebie as any barrier to litigation - if you want your comeuppance 

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    5 points cure1245

    What are you talking about? If your medical bill is going to be more then you can afford on your own, and you would like them to help pay for it, the general advice I've always heard is to never accept any sort of compensation.

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    1 points KenDurf

    To have a conversation you don’t have to put people down. I’m talking about my experience. Sounds like you were doing something similar.  

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    4 points cure1245

    Where did I put you down? I should also point out I'm in USA, since that obviously matters

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    1 points KenDurf

    Are you a lawyer specializing in torts? I actually don’t care - but that would be the world where someone else’s opinion might not matter. Just non-violent communication. I wish you the best in any future torts you experience

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    10 points howiecat87

    Maybe, but better for me to have a broken wrist than a bat possibly hurting my kid. Or worse.

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    4 points IceManJim

    Agreed. Stop the bat at any cost to yourself.

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    7 points [deleted]

    Depending on how much "pain and suffering" a lawyer can justify he might have a great day

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    4 points sweetpotato_latte

    Hard to claim pain and suffering when for the rest of the game he was laughing, drinking, and getting clapped on the back by everyone lol

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    5 points [deleted]

    An extended rush of adrenaline mixed with the consumption of alcohol your honor!

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    6 points Rado_Dad

    That bat don't look broken

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    3 points Tofurkey_hunter

    Look at the end where you’d grip it. You can see where it splintered off

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    132 points PaleontologistOk2516

    He probably was protecting the $15 beer. Kids were lucky to be in the vicinity of said beer

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    23 points humoristhenewblack

    I’m not a parent but I still feel seen by this comment.

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    4 points libmrduckz

    i am the beer… good eye, good eye…

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    11 points slipperypooh

    Why are so many people triggered by a guy enjoying a beer at the ball park? This is NY. It's very likely they took public transport to the game(even if they didn't, he's holding a single beer). Y'all acting like he a wife beating alcoholic because he had a beer at a fucking ball game. Sorry if you can't drink a beer without being irresponsible, but there's no reason to defame the man, god damn.

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    7 points tmfkslp

    The one and only time i drank a beer i tortured and killed 7 people, so yeah, i think drinking even a single beer is irresponsible.

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  • 577 points coffeewala

    Hero 🫡

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    144 points donald_slam

    Herro 🙋‍♂️

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    9 points JosephGrimaldi

    Oh herrrrro

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    33 points C4G_

    Hi

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    4 points jojoga

    Herrero

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    6 points KoteNahh

    He was an hero

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    2 points anonymousguy11234

    There goes my an hero 🎶

    Watch him as he goes 🎶

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    1 points FauxsephSmith

    How do I become an hero? But seriously.. carbon monoxide sounds like a nice way to do it

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    0 points MohSad2

    Shero come with your real profile

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    1 points FauxsephSmith

    Say what?

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  • 355 points [deleted]

    I'll always up vote this one.

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    67 points Shitposter_Robin

    And I always wonder why a bat is flying through the air at the spectators.

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    70 points [deleted]

    You can see that it broke at the handle so the batter is probably still holding a small piece of it

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    23 points kiwidude4

    But there’s supposed to be a net that direction right?

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    12 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    41 points [deleted]

    Nets extend much farther now, but this video predates that.

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    4 points slipperypooh

    Just wanted to add, if you are at a baseball game, BE AWARE. Balls can absolutely bounce and land anywhere in your vicinity at any time. Please don't go to a game if you're going to be a passive observer and not realize you could be in danger at any point. Even if you're behind the net they can go up and over that, even into the front row. Pay attention to the game and you'll generally be fine.

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    1 points tmfkslp

    Guy i went to hs with, his mom ended up losing an eye at an mlb game. True story.

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    -1 points [deleted]

    Not the original viral clip though. This dudes chunky. Og guy was jacked

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    5 points KajePihlaja

    Dads come in all shapes and sizes

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  • 339 points sunbnda

    What's even more nuts is he hit it at the perfect balancing center of mass point. A few inches in either direction and it could have to spun around his hand.

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    37 points ind3pend0nt

    The human body is an amazing machine.

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    16 points CodyRud

    That dudes body certainly is

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    2 points logonbump

    Machines are amazing simulacrums of the human body. Is there anything else like it in nature?

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    7 points Shpander

    The thing would also have been spinning around it's centre of mass, so it's the most stationary target as it's coming towards you, maybe a higher chance of catching it there. Not to downplay his skill, but yeah.

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  • 136 points ShortThought

    Also amazing tracking from the camera operator

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    26 points CactusGrower

    I would like to see it in full speed.

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  • 99 points oPlayer2o

    And he didn’t spill a drop!!! Well done 🫡

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  • 134 points anderslbergh

    I hope some insurance were paid out to him for "pain and heroic action"

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    98 points ScrofessorLongHair

    Not at all baseball game. Read the back of your ticket. You waive liability for things like bats or balls flying into the crowd.

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    52 points sandwichcandy

    Yeah, it’s so well established that you aren’t getting shit that it’s taught the first semester in law school.

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    18 points wpaed

    There's now a jurisdictional split on that, with the south and the west Coast finding for the spectator when there is insufficient netting.

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    19 points RTRC

    Doesn't mean the PR team isn't going to capitalize on the extra media attention by giving this guy free shit

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    15 points fuzynutznut

    No one gets physical tickets anymore. No back to read

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    18 points IMakeStuffUppp

    You agree to the terms and services of the venue when you purchase it online.

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    0 points fuzynutznut

    I completely understand that, but the comment was saying read the back of your ticket like people still get physical tickets.

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    4 points IMakeStuffUppp

    Some venues do give the physical ticket. And if you have a digital one there’s a usually a hyperlink for terms and services

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    4 points Dpbroga

    At Wrigley and saw a lady cover her face to block a line drive into the stands and it ended up hitting her directly in her side under her armpit. Heard the thud. Medics came and checked on her and I guess it was nothing serious. Cubs employees probably came down three or four times and gave her groups of tickets to other Cubs games.

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    3 points ScrofessorLongHair

    That's usually what happens. I've heard of teams giving people things after injuries in the stands.

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    0 points TPJchief87

    Also insurance would say the bat would’ve cleared them if he didn’t put an arm up.

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    2 points LaximumEffort

    And “Saving us a nightmare of negative publicity.”

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    -1 points WinterSavior

    I would ask for some payment simply because you’re being put in a dangerous situation by the team/stadiums actions—and permanent arm injury on top.

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    16 points momo6548

    Nope, they usually have signs up everywhere that the stadium isn’t responsible for objects flying into the stands. It’s an assumption of risk when you buy the tickets.

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    0 points WinterSavior

    Figures. Well dang

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    14 points SkepsisJD

    Lol? It's called the assumption of risk. It is forseeable that an object at a baseball game could fly into the crowd, as this has happened many times before (including bats), and you assume the risk of injury at a sporting event.

    If you slipped and fell because one of the steps crumbled or something, sure. But you ain't getting shit for something like this. Maybe a free drink ticket or something.

    It literally has it's own rule in the US, the Baseball Rule decided 110 years ago. It has also been codified in four states.

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    4 points [deleted]

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    3 points [deleted]

    No, one jury and one appellate court declined to extend it to bats.

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    0 points SkepsisJD

    One court in California refused to extend it to bats 86 years ago. You do realize that a state court decision does not extend to all fifty states right and federal law right? You are not gonna successfully sue a baseball stadium or a team for a broken bat flying into the crowd, at most maybe the bat manufacturer.

    And what do you make of Arizona, Colorado, Illinois, and New Jersey having the Baseball Rule codified to include bats? It absolutely applies, it's just the majority of states haven't codified it. But state decisions have used the rule to extend it to bats.

    Here is a quote from Dolan Law Firm, a very successful personal injury law firm in California. You know, the state of the one lawsuit you are trying to claim the rule doesn't apply to.

    Q: “Who is responsible if someone gets hit with a line drive, foul ball or broken bat while watching a game?”

    A: No one is liable for a bat that inadvertently gets loose if the park owners have provided some areas of protected seating and have adequately screened the areas most likely to be at risk of flying balls and bats.* (highlighted to make it easier for you to understand).

    "jD??? cOmE oN mAn. Do YoUr DuE dIlIgEnCe."

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    1 points [deleted]

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    0 points SkepsisJD

    It's not my fault you read one sentence on wiki and think that is law nationwide. Maybe don't make claims about how the law works if you have no fucking idea.

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    2 points [deleted]

    You linked a wiki article that was inaccurate. 

    Maybe learn to cite better sources, you know, like case reports you people are supposed to rely on, instead of fucking wikipedia. 

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    1 points [deleted]

    It’s not inaccurate. It’s just discussing one start court decision.

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    1 points [deleted]

    How are you being put in a dangerous situation at games ? Did someone hold a gun to your head and force you to go to a ball game ? Were you dragged there and stuck in a seat and handcuffed to it so you couldn’t leave ?

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  • 28 points Ransom-ii

    team shouldve sent a cooler full of beers haha and a ride home from the player

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  • 21 points [deleted]

    That must’ve hurt like a BITCH but it would’ve hurt his son way more

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  • 19 points chucklerofnuts

    hand prolly broken but the beer still intact

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    3 points Worried-Pick4848

    More likely a wrist fracture. but either way, he'd take it to save the kids (and beer!)

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  • 15 points Funkgun

    u/redditspeedbot 4x

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  • 11 points zombie_guru

    "don't tell me I never blurp did nothing for you! Remember that time when you were 7 and I bluuuerp saved your life from that bat?!"

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  • 37 points justixthegreat

    Peak male reflex

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  • 9 points Dizzy_Description812

    He was protecting his beer, the kid just happened to be near it.

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  • 4 points Chillout2010

    Any good dad would. Nice job dad!

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  • 10 points leosnose

    Didn't read what sub I was in. Thought he was some kind of baseball Thor

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    6 points d33roq

    Funny you'd say that as he's wearing a Noah Syndergaard jersey (Syndergaard's nickname is "Thor").

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  • 5 points Deldenary

    Needed a guy like this when the kid behind me took a hockey puck to the face. They put up nets behind the goals right after the incident. He survived but had a concussion.

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  • 6 points johnnytron

    25 oz beer at a ball park would bankrupt me

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  • 4 points bb-_-

    Love the shake off as if he's knows them hands is hot

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  • 6 points sfxer001

    Get that man a damn cigar.

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    2 points KaptainKardboard

    I was gonna offer him a high five, but, yeah

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    3 points ElbieLG

    Maybe on his left hand only though

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  • 3 points [deleted]

    I love how in all these videos they have a beer in hand and don‘t spill it. Peak dad energy

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  • 3 points tomtomclubthumb

    They don't show the scalper grabbing the bat and running off with it ;)

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  • 3 points shmatty29

    Bitchin souvenir for the kids to remember their dad is a badass. Salute to you, sir

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  • 3 points zguyny

    That's taking one for the team...thanks Dad!

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  • 3 points Solanthas

    That looked painful

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  • 3 points Electrical-Act-7170

    This guy Dads.

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  • 3 points Ok_Account_3039

    Good dad.

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  • 3 points World_Curious

    Dads have installed high tech software for detection and deflection of strange objects flying towards offspring.

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  • 2 points Null_012345

    Superheroes do exist..

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  • 2 points treeburner469

    DOTY. Get that man another beer

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  • 2 points pman1891

    This happened in 2018.

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  • 2 points nothanksiliketowatch

    Get that dad another beer, and some Advil

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  • 2 points DuesCataclysmos

    Good souvenir to go with the bruise at least XD

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  • 2 points Robofink

    This is some 2001 shit.

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  • 2 points mattdabratt23

    Free beer for life at the ballpark.

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  • 2 points PathlessDemon

    SOMEONE GET THIS MAN MORE GAME TICKETS, AND ANOTHER TALLBOY

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  • 2 points only-ya-boi

    here’s the photo

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    1 points kelz_irl

    Different person.

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Is that John Taffer?

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Oh my god…..It’s Jason Bourne

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  • 1 points AMonitorDarkly

    Didn’t even spill his beer. Epic save!

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  • 1 points SaggyBallsHD

    🫡

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  • 1 points BigYonsan

    I've heard of catching a fly ball. Fly bat is a new one on me.

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  • 1 points JudgeGusBus

    Dad: My hands look like🏏 so his hands can look like 📱

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    me trying to pause the video until I realize it's an animated gif.

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  • 1 points StrengthToBreak

    Hey bat dad! I didn't hear no bell!

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  • 1 points Dat_Steve

    Solid dad

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  • 1 points Expert-Hyena6226

    I'd buy him another.

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  • 1 points AmbroseOnd

    He was trying to catch it.

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  • 1 points ohyourstruly

    😂

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  • 1 points ongkateng

    Batball

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  • 1 points moohooman

    I'm guessing he got to keep that bat

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  • 1 points siterbun

    He needs that GIF in his work signature block

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  • 1 points ThomasCro

    thats what dads are made for

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  • 1 points XROOR

    They gave him one of those washcloths you shake and comp’d his parking

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  • 1 points Instawolff

    Hope he had good insurance. A random event like this could absolutely ruin your life in the US.

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  • 1 points Amerisbf

    U/redditspeedbot .5x

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  • 1 points theshade540

    At no point did I know who that bat was going to hit

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  • 1 points emayezing

    He should have just caught it, look how slow it's moving.

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  • 1 points rahilpathan

    SuperDad. Oops, a New TV show idea

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  • 1 points DesignInZeeWild

    Epic. All the salutes.

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Badass

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  • 1 points Freepi

    Wax on, Mutha Fucka!

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  • 1 points Sperbonzo

    It's amazing how, as a dad, your sense of self preservation compared to the safety of your kids is totally changed.

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  • 0 points Catzzye

    OK nice. But who threw it?

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    3 points sinkablebus333

    The bottom is broken off, I don’t think anyone meant for this to happen.

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    1 points Donald_W_Gately

    Yeah, I don't see Manny Machado as involved here.

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