They are flappers. When you go on walkies, do you not see ^them flap?

Edit to add the word them before flap. I realized that I couldn't English while working. lol.

Oh, those are his flappies. They make the signature flapping noise you hear when he shakes his head. Also quite receptive to pets.

Yup! Those are definitely doggy ears! What a sweetheart.

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Omg my Great Pyrenees has these things too?? I thought they were weird growths 😂

Lol I had to read it twice I thought it said What are these things I found on my coochie 

Oh they are purfectly functional. The thing is you weren't using the right sounds. Try rustling a treat bag. Or saying, treat, cookie, biscuit or walk.

They are for being silky

Have you tried the treat activation code? My deaf dog picks up the slight crinkle of the bag from across the yard. It doesn't work for biscuits. Just the chewy ones. Occasionally whispering the word chicken will have the same impact. Hearing should be a standard feature without needing to purchase the add-ons. 3/10. I did aquire mine second hand and open box- 3 points for the economy of the purchase price.

Velvet periscopes. Not functional, but still maintains its feature of 270 degrees of rotation

My girls call them his “flops.”

And when they are petting him and finding his ears they say they are “flopping” him.

When he is happy and relaxed, he’s “so flopped!”

Open a bag of treats. They should work immediately!

Face whackers. The labbie comes up for kisses and then shakes their head and these velvety soft head decorations become weapons of face destruction.

You can see right into the hole where a brain would go!

Oh my husky has some pointy ones that look kinda similar! I think they’re just there for extra petting surface. They also work as little radar dishes to pinpoint the location of wrappers being opened.

Catahoulas are afflicted with this as well!

I’m not a vet but I’m also guessing ears.

Yes those are ears but they are purely for decoration when no cheese is in ear shot.

Velvet flaps, found at the opposite end to the wrecking wand

OMG. I’m laughing so hard. I love labs. But when they go through that teenager stage it’s a wonder why we keep them.

No need to go to the vet. Treat at home with kisses between them right on the top of the head

You had me in the first half.

A symmetrical growth with another on the opposite side? Nipples.

To start "listening" mode on your lab, you need to prime it by shaking a treat bag, twice for cold starts.

I chuckled 😄

Those right there are the velvet sound flaps!! Excellent for selective listening!

Rain collection holes with flaps to keep rain out when wanted.

Not me zooming in carefully looking for abnormalities

Manual mood stabilizers.

I thought at first you were talking about the hair. The whole dog should be covered in it.

My irish setter has these too. They’re way longer and hairier. Lmk when you all figure it out!

You mean those leather curtains? Funny thing is they let sound through when fridges or wrappers are involved. 

Our beagle has these, as well... soft... and they make the best sound when she "helicopters".

Propellers

Wind protection flaps,so that the inside of their hollow head, doesn't get too cold.

They are ears but they are decorative only

Those are anti-hearing lids, they close actual ears and protects your dog from hearing any commands from you

They look like ears because they indeed ARE ears!! Im confused as hell as to what your seeing that seems different enough for you to take pics and post on reddit asking if u should go to the vet lol is this your very first ever dog youve owned or been around?