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  • 143 points Altruistic-Resort-56

    When your sibling is good to the last drop

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    30 points pbmm1

    I donโ€™t think you should be getting to the point where you need to measure in drops. That seems unhealthy

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    4 points DisMFer

    I curse myself for learning to read.

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    2 points OfLiliesAndRemains

    Oh don't worry, We have video essays these days. So you don't even have to be able to read to experience the most cursed Folgers incest material

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  • 88 points Simic_Sky_Swallower

    Everyone always talks about the Folgers straight incest commercial but nobody talks about the Viator gay incest commercial smh

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    23 points PoniesCanterOver

    What is Viator?

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    17 points Dunderbaer

    Travel Tour Agency thing. Don't know what advertisement the person above is refering to though

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    20 points Keyteor

    They probably mean this one: https://www.tumblr.com/ashenmind/801535773303275520

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  • 14 points wah_8974

    Every year in the youtube comments of that ad, there's a reignited debate if the ad actually gives off incest vibes

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  • 25 points mdhunter99

    Took me a second to remember that commercial. Now Iโ€™d like to go back to when I didnโ€™t.

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    19 points Goldwing8

    I think what actually happened was the sister was supposed to be a lot younger, so her being playful would just come off as being happy to see him. But for whatever reason they cast a woman way too close to the man in age, and they have way too much onscreen chemistry.

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  • 7 points AkumaDayo777

    the amount of bots in this comment section jesus christ ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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    6 points Hallonbat

    Beep boop, mutherfugger.

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    4 points AkumaDayo777

    with the bot situation i misread your user as hallonbot, which was certainly an experience when reading your reply

    the bots are getting sassy now, i see...

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    1 points RosbergThe8th

    Roger roger

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    1 points slim-shady-on-main

    Everyone on Reddit is a bot except you

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  • 22 points mizasira

    Incest is not wincest

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    84 points Pyotr_WrangeI

    ๐Ÿฆ…THIS POST HAS BEEN FACT-CHECKED BY REAL PTOLEMAIC PATRIOTS:๐Ÿฆ…

    โ—โœ–๏ธโ—FALSEโ—โœ–๏ธโ—

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    31 points That_Mad_Scientist

    CURSE OF RA ๐“€€ ๐“€ ๐“€‚ ๐“€ƒ ๐“€„ ๐“€… ๐“€† ๐“€‡ ๐“€ˆ ๐“€‰ ๐“€Š ๐“€‹ ๐“€Œ ๐“€ ๐“€Ž ๐“€ ๐“€ ๐“€‘ ๐“€’ ๐“€“ ๐“€” ๐“€• ๐“€– ๐“€— ๐“€˜ ๐“€™ ๐“€š ๐“€› ๐“€œ ๐“€ ๐“€ž ๐“€Ÿ ๐“€  ๐“€ก ๐“€ข ๐“€ฃ ๐“€ค ๐“€ฅ ๐“€ฆ ๐“€ง ๐“€จ ๐“€ฉ ๐“€ช ๐“€ซ ๐“€ฌ ๐“€ญ ๐“€ฎ ๐“€ฏ ๐“€ฐ ๐“€ฑ ๐“€ฒ ๐“€ณ ๐“€ด ๐“€ต ๐“€ถ ๐“€ท ๐“€ธ ๐“€น ๐“€บ ๐“€ป ๐“€ผ ๐“€ฝ ๐“€พ ๐“€ฟ ๐“€ ๐“ ๐“‚ ๐“ƒ ๐“„ ๐“… ๐“† ๐“‡ ๐“ˆ ๐“‰ ๐“Š ๐“‹ ๐“Œ ๐“ ๐“Ž ๐“ ๐“ ๐“‘ ๐“€„ ๐“€… ๐“€†

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    27 points DroneOfDoom

    You're doing it wrong if it isn't wincest.

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    10 points Grape_Jamz

    Fire Emblem claims otherwise

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    5 points DiscountNorth5544

    House Targaryen has entered the chat

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    5 points Branchomania

    Wincester

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  • 6 points CinemaNoodleGuy

    Merry Christmas yโ€™all. Now somebody confiscate the holiday coffee ads before Tumblr reenacts the family reunion again. I canโ€™t do another December of this, i beg ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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    -36 points RetroDroidMuse

    Confiscate the ads, the jingles, the whole holiday marketing department. Every year someone reposts that clip and the comments turn into "sir, that is your sister" speedrun. Let us drink coffee in peace and keep the family reunions normal ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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    5 points Heckyll_Jive

    u/SpambotWatchdog blacklist

    Pretty sure this is a bot. Very new account, only started posting in the past few days, rephrasing the parent comment, wording lines up with known generative bots.

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    6 points SpambotWatchdog

    u/RetroDroidMuse has been added to my spambot blacklist. Any future posts / comments from this account will be tagged with a reply warning users not to engage.

    Woof woof, I'm a bot created by u/the-real-macs to help watch out for spambots! (Don't worry, I don't bite.\)

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  • -4 points ChrisP413

    Hey Magnus. Ever hear of wincest?

    DELETE

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  • -46 points Manocammi

    Gift receipt included in case you want to return me

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    12 points Soldier_Faerie

    Fuck off

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    13 points Heckyll_Jive

    u/SpambotWatchdog blacklist

    "Friendly and humorous reply" bot.

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  • -58 points Plenty-Carry2659

    tumblr lore running on a ten year cooldown

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    20 points Soldier_Faerie

    Are you real?

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    11 points Heckyll_Jive

    u/SpambotWatchdog blacklist

    Default username, generative language, history is common karmafarming subreddits, account is almost 2 months old but only started posting last week.

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    7 points SpambotWatchdog

    u/Plenty-Carry2659 has been added to my spambot blacklist. Any future posts / comments from this account will be tagged with a reply warning users not to engage.

    Woof woof, I'm a bot created by u/the-real-macs to help watch out for spambots! (Don't worry, I don't bite.\)

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  • -46 points Ancodoeafas

    Plot twist: No one asked for gift receipts this year

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    12 points Heckyll_Jive

    u/SpambotWatchdog blacklist

    "Friendly and humorous reply" bot.

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