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  • 350 points Waifuless_Laifuless

    Tough, but fair.

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  • 255 points Dragon_0w0

    Hunt them with the opposite of a rolling pin

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    110 points Extension_Heron6392

    A shuriken.

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    101 points BalefulOfMonkeys

    Honestly my vote for “opposite of a rolling pin” is a meat grinder

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    111 points Mathsboy2718

    A rolling pin is used, by pressure and rolling, to press a round object into an approximation of a flat plane.

    So what we need is an object that is used, by suction and pulling, to pull a flat object into an approximation of a sphere.

    I propose the Vacuum Chamber

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    72 points BalefulOfMonkeys

    My rationale was that the rolling pin smooths and flattens something out using its exterior, therefore the opposite should grind and expand something using its interior.

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    35 points Mathsboy2718

    You know, that checks out - I change my vote

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    25 points Dragon_0w0

    JERMA!?!?

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    6 points BetterKev

    We need an army of submissive male babies.

    And no, I don't want to know what that would look like.

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    7 points Phiro7

    Stationary pin

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    -4 points mpython09

    so close but no. stationary needle tyvm

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  • 114 points DXZ9307

    Cortex bakers, think this person out of existence

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    2 points Thefloofreborn

    Sell 100% of the Yous

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  • 43 points PrestigiousPea6088

    freaky grandmas upgrade

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  • 37 points Complete-Worker3242

    Oh, like an invasive species.

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  • 20 points CheezyBreadMan

    Looks like he’s picking up on the hate mail game

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  • 17 points idiotplatypus

    Not even the Yautja would touch them

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  • 13 points Orizifian-creator

    Wonder what that Anon thinks of the Grand Matriarchs of the Grandmapocalypse.

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  • 3 points csanner

    Oh hey, I forgot I have a run going on a laptop somewhere

    I should check on that

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