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  • 295 points inaddition290

    we should all implode

    Big Inflation is in shambles

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    78 points Critical_Ad_8455

    big deflation doesn't want you to know about this one weird trick

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  • 171 points Gullible_Promotion_4

    I like the implication that Jesus isn’t aware the “other” version of inflation actually exists XD

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    120 points DubiousTheatre

    "there's another inflation?"

    ". . ."

    "thats not a punishable sin- its just weird. it can stay"

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    55 points Impressive-Card9484

    "the other one relating to economics, however..."

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    18 points Arctic_The_Hunter

    “Every day, I wonder what part of ‘free will’ is always causing confusion.”

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    11 points Resident_Onion997

    Jesus saw all sins before he died so he would definitely know since masturbation is considered a sin

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    5 points Robottotronic123

    I don't know of anyone who's masturbating to economic inflation

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    6 points Bulba132

    Statistically speaking, there probably is someone who does that

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    3 points Resident_Onion997

    Neither do I but I also will always assume that someone is into it cuz of how many people there are in the world. Statistically, someone has to be into the weirdest shit you can imagine

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    3 points SyzygyEnthusiast

    Now it just feels like a challenge

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    2 points Otacherynanoon

    Guess he skipped econ class for that one divine miracle

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  • 108 points pbmm1

    Implode? No that’s the opposite of what that is

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  • 15 points LEGOEPIC

    Economic Inflation Fetish is my new punk band

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    3 points Complete-Worker3242

    I imagine they would sound like one of those more quirky new wave acts like Devo or Oingo Boingo.

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  • 20 points Bretreck

    Let me just get on google and put in "Jesus Inflation pics".......... guys, I'm pretty disappointed. Like not actually disappointed but I thought it would be a thing.

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  • 8 points GhanjRho

    There’s a third kind, too!

    The cosmological theory of inflationis an attempt to explain why the universe is so similar on the grand scale, despite it being so young and light so slow.

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  • 10 points ambigous_lemur

    Can someone explain

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    60 points Doubly_Curious

    “Inflation” can refer to both an economic process and a sexual fetish.

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    19 points DrakonofDarkSkies

    Oh, I was thinking balloons.

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    18 points Cowser_the_Koopahog

    Then youre on the right track.

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    6 points a-acount-that-yousee

    that can be one too

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    8 points novfresh

    The inflation article is so brief that I feel like expanding it myself

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    3 points No-Supermarket-6065

    Ooooh baby

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  • 5 points RubiksToyBox

    Honestly, the fetish type is genuinely better. At least Garfield getting blown up like a parade balloon doesn't make it harder for me to pay my taxes.

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  • 2 points Kup123

    I'm torn on if I should send this to my friend, on the one hand it's hilarious on the other I think he hopes I forgot about his inflation fetish

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  • 2 points Diz-Yop

    Is it bad that I legit forgot about the economic meaning at first?

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  • 1 points PieNinja314

    Valid reaction to learning of both types of inflation

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