Cat Butlering Is Hard Work
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  • 2232 points Waifuless_Laifuless

    Their mistake was in thinking the cat would be entertained by the wheel, rather then being entertained by making a human work.

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    540 points Erikatze

    My cat loves when we throw her toys for her and then get up to retrieve it ourselves. She takes great pleasure in bossing her jesters around.

    She also enjoys laying underneath blankets and will yell at you until you drape one over her or create a little blanket fort for her to relax in.

    I love her so much.

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    221 points Other-Cantaloupe4765

    My cat just taught himself how to fetch because he realized that I wasn’t gonna get up and get the scrunchie every two seconds after I pinged it across the room.

    So now I ping it across the room and he runs, picks it up, brings it back to me, and eagerly waits for me to ping it again lmao.

    I was shocked the first time he did it! I never even taught him- he just figured it out himself. Unfortunately his favorite time to play this game is 2am when I’m in bed. He drops a cold, slobbery scrunchie on me at 2am and then pokes at my face until I ping it.

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    92 points Belgraviana

    my cat does this as well! But doesn’t understand why we don’t grab it when she drops it half way to us on her way back

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    54 points Other-Cantaloupe4765

    “The least you could do is meet me halfway, you lazy hooman 😾”

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    23 points TheCharcoalRose

    My dog is also like this. In his case it's because he doesn't have any notion of Keep Away and Fetch as separate games. In his mind fetch is always supposed to involve the person getting up to go after him along with a protracted tug of war segment before the toy gets thrown again

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    33 points PleasantAmphibian404

    My cat likes to cuddle and snuggle at 3:00am. He lets me know by putting his feet in my mouth.

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    8 points justguestin

    This is great. My old cat used to love forts and it was hilarious.

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    6 points trowzerss

    Making an acceptable cat nest is the kind of job satisfaction I'd like to get in my actual paying job!

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    184 points Mental-Ask8077

    EXACTLY

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    1 points Yneenceyt

    Who’s really getting the exercise here, cat or human?

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    2 points dcidui08

    I believe this is a bot

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    1 points the-real-macs

    agreed

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    2 points the-real-macs

    u/SpambotWatchdog blacklist

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    2 points SpambotWatchdog

    u/Yneenceyt has been added to my spambot blacklist. Any future posts / comments from this account will be tagged with a reply warning users not to engage.

    Woof woof, I'm a bot created by u/the-real-macs to help watch out for spambots! (Don't worry, I don't bite.\)

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  • 331 points ComradeJohnS

    I have one of those cat wheels and my kitten loves it but my other cat is embarrassed to be seen using it and will scatter if you catch him zooming on it lol.

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    12 points AnyDayGal

    It's so funny when cats get embarrassed. Like I see my cat get spooked by something and then try to act cool lol.

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  • 599 points PrestigiousPea6088

    i somehow read "girlfriend" instead if "cat" and never questioned them getting a human-sized hamster wheel for their girlfriend

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    208 points RevolutionaryOwlz

    I mean people get those human size hamster balls

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    112 points New-Sheepherder-1373

    If my boyfriend got me a gift like that, I'd propose on the spot

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    52 points sprouthat

    what if he bought you, like, a regular treadmill

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    45 points New-Sheepherder-1373

    Not as good, I want wheel to spin

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    37 points Ewanb10

    Dump him /j

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    39 points C7rl_Al7_1337

    I thought it was a StrangeAeons alt account post for a second because she called the cat Bingus and she would definitely do this, but her having a human-sized hamster wheel for her girlfriend would also still make perfect sense. I think we cracked the code, honestly.

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    25 points Cynis_Ganan

    somehow

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    12 points beneralkenobi

    I'M human sized!

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    3 points pandamarshmallows

    CHARLIE! WHY WON’T YOU INTERVIEW ME?!

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  • 74 points Lootthatbody

    This is my cat!

    I have 4, 3 are seniors and one baby.

    The youngest of the seniors likes the wheel, or at least sees that I like seeing her on the wheel. So, whenever I’m in the room, she’ll walk over and sit on the wheel, waiting for me. I have to physically turn the wheel for her to walk on it. If I go too slow or too fast, she gets off. But, I could spin that thing for an hour and she’d walk on it. None of the other cats will even sit on the wheel.

    The crazy thing is, once every couple of nights I hear that wheel just go crazy, but I’ve never SEEN it. It’s like she gets zoomies and takes a 5 sec sprint on it every couple days. But, again, I’ve never seen her run on it.

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    17 points arfelo1

    Correction. You have 4 babies. 3 big babies and 1 small baby.

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  • 32 points Nickel5

    We got one of those for our fat cats and gave them treats as a reward for using them, which we then transitioned to giving them attention and praise as a reward. They don't use the wheel to exercise, but when they want attention they get on the wheel and howl. To them, it's an attention wheel.

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  • 148 points Legit_Human_

    WE all read cat buttering in the title.

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    84 points RevolutionaryOwlz

    That’s also hard work cause the little jerks won’t stay still.

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    36 points Tyfyter2002

    But if you butter the top side they can never land

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    12 points j-endsville

    I think you may have unlocked the secret to perpetual motion.

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    5 points ParaBDL

    Our cat would love it. She'd just lick the butter. She's obsessed with it. Can't leave anything with butter unattended or there's a cat licking it.

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    40 points Aloysius_Poptart

    STOP BUTTERING JORTS!

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    19 points battlejess

    There was an HR memo and everything!

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    10 points Imaginary_Topic_6106

    Become unbutterable!

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    12 points North-Pea-4926

    If anyone has not yet been blessed by Jean and Jorts -> https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/9ZMjK8Xps7

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    3 points Xenothing

    Incredible, thank you.

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  • 46 points rainbowkitten0528

    Bingus!? Where’s Stahli!?

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    25 points s_omlettes

    Pink hairless kind of bingus I think, no gay rabbits here

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    15 points rainbowkitten0528

    Oh. 😔 Seems homophobic tbh /j

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  • 11 points 12monthsinlondon

    You just know cats watched Pavlov and his dogs and just laughed their assess off at this intelligent being finding out what their ancestors mastered thousands of years ago

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  • 7 points Historical-Gap-7084

    I read something similar to this several years ago, but the difference was, they discovered that their cat knew how to use the hamster wheel by itself and used it often when human was at work, but when human was at home, the kitty wanted "help" with it.

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  • 9 points Scared-Quail-3408

    Need to get some turnspit dogs to run in a wheel connected to the cat's wheel, simple solution 

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  • 3 points sundaemourning

    i feel like this reddit post is copypasta because i'm sure i saw it on tumblr first, but this is exactly what i thought of.

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    3 points InBabylonTheyWept

    I wrote the tumblr post like, two months ago? That Reddit post is a year old. I didn’t steal it, but if you’re gonna be suspicious of anyone it should be me lol. 

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    3 points sundaemourning

    it’s so hard to tell now! i was also wondering if it was the same person posting on both sites, because sometimes that happens too, haha.

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  • 3 points Sloth_Flag_Republic

    Use a laser pointer

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  • 3 points anonomnomnomn

    In before 1k, this post is going places

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  • 3 points APForLoops

    misread title as Cat Butchering

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    7 points TyloPr0riger

    Average Dwarf Fortress player

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    2 points SocranX

    Man, I really wish I could fix my eyes so I can play Dwarf Fortress again.

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  • 2 points Talanic

    Taught mine how to use such a wheel by holding a treat up towards the interior of the wheel. When he walked on it, I slowly brought the treat towards him.

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  • 1 points Both_Lychee_1708

    It's hard to find good help

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