This homeowner has went overkill in every aspect of his new house in Teneseee. 7,500 sq ft. 2x6 stud walls with soundproofing and plywood covering them. Recirculating warm-water heated floors. An underground bunker with a steel blast door. Wine cellar. All copper terminations, gutters and flashing. A top-of-the-line 20 SEER HVAC system with every peripheral equipment that can be installed (dehu, humidifier, ERV, UV lights, communicating system, 4 zones). There is 4,000 gallons of LP buried in tanks around the property to power his 3 huge Cummings generators if shit ever hits the fan. He has a million dollars in just his rock work alone, with another million in fencing and paving.
We did his guest house first, and the pavers and labor used for the driveway alone is worth more than my house, easily.
It blows my mind, dude. I know residential looks like child's play to commercial and industrial workers, but this is the furthest extreme I've ever seen a homeowner take it. He built a monument, not a house.
Thanks for reading. 😎
This poor guy. You just know Armageddon gonna happen on the one day he's out of town.
Aw man! I have the perfect place to hide, but it's 4,000 miles away.
He's going to be stranded across the country because of his dumbass nephew's wedding while his dog sitter is in the house going, "Which one of these turns the floor down? My toesies are sweating."
Read that in Wayne’s voice (Letterkenny). Not disappointed.
But the dude banging his wife will be safe and sound
🎶🎶 In a tidal wave of mystery You'll still be standing next to me You could be my luck Even if we're six feet underground I know that we'll be safe and sound 🎶🎶
Would be hilarious if the shut off labeled "Bunker/Pantry" shuts off the water to the bunker. You know, from outside the bunker.
It does appear that the pantry in the bunker has a shutoff at the main house.
It a decoy. Actually a mechanism to lock the mechanical room doors and squeezes the walls together from two sides, like the movies
If you're a lawyer you may get split in half
Jokes on them that’s just how you make 2 lawyers
I'm wondering if the pantry IS the bunker. Reinforced walls roof and a steel door. If you're going to spend time in a bunker it'd be nice to have all that food handy...
Nah, he takes mini manifolds with him everywhere
I actually worked for a number of clients like this. Nice plumbing manifolds by the way - excepting the expense, it should really be done this way all the time. (Should you really have to shut all the water off in the house to change a faucet washer?) Nice to have money.
Wow, thought I was looking at the Ultimate Patriotic Mega Menorah
Someone with this amount of money would probably have a contingency to be immediately flown home by a private airline service.
Yeah, OP, where's the helipad?
Imagine shit hits the fan and he’s in the bunker. Then somebody enters the garage and finds the “bunker/pantry” valve.
He assumes zombies can't read.
It’s actually a diversionary explosive. DONT TOUCH THE BUNKER/PANTRY VALVE HUN!
And this guy isn’t even a billionaire I bet. So crazy to think there is this level of rich and then a whole other level that is miles above it
Billionaires require NDAs
Can confirm. Billionaire family in my city and alllll tradespeople get NDAs.
Calm down guys. He’s just been saving up the extra parts from work. And he’s got two raises since he started saving parts.
It's my '49, '50, '51, '52, '53 '54, '55, '56, '57, '58, '59 apocalypse shelter...
Took it home piece by piece in my big lunch box
But up there at the court house they didn't laugh 'Cause to type it up it took the whole staff And when they got through the title weighed sixty pounds
A lot of people probably don't even know that was a song!!! A great song at that too!!!
I worked on a billionaires place, no NDA needed. Only saw the guy once in the two years I was there. It took them 7 years to complete it. The falsework rental alone was >50k/month. One of his assistants lived next door and told us he’d frequently accept deliveries for $30,000 bottles of wine lol.
I once went to a house for a guy that builds skyscrapers….his window ledges for the house were solid marble imported from Italy and cut onsite. You never would have known bc it was just window ledges and from afar it looked like concrete. One of his employees made sure to let me know that they were special and i should also know this fact as well. Sigh. They were just window ledges and looked exactly like concrete. They also had a giant kitchen that the island was bigger than my bedroom but they never used bc they didn’t know how to cook. Honestly it was kinda sad. All for show and zero love.
That is always the most interesting thing to me when I'm on these monster residential builds. Fabulous wealth goes into building their home, and it's obvious that they do it just so other people can see it.
It's kinda pathetic that they need to have some sort of ostentatious display of their wealth for no discernible reason.
Give me a billion, I will help people. Fuck else am I going to do with that kind of money? Play around? Why? Better to derive satisfaction from lifting others up, rather than looking down at them.
Wish more people thought like you. The love of money is the root of all evil.
Some people are so poor all they have is money
That’s why we need to tax these boring losers and spread the wealth with dudes like us who know how to use that money….two chicks at the same time..
Wait, with that sort of money you only want TWO chicks at the same time? At least splurge a little and go for three.
Sure buddy, let's disappoint three women in one night.
With three women, I'm not looking to meet their needs, I'm looking to meet mine!
Some people out here really living like Kings, sheesh.
I live like a king.
Very few kings ever had a 55inch flat panel TV. I'm living better than the hundreds of those that didn't.
Air Conditioning. Plumbing. Lights that don't burn my bouse down or fill the room with smoke. Fresh, refrigerated produce and meat. Toilet paper. Clean water whenever I want it. Coffee.
I live better than Caesar.
You get it.
Also I bet you're not sweating all the hassle and complications of a home far in excess of what you'll ever need or appreciate.
Same. I worked on a few houses owned by billionaires, no NDAs. The only ones I know that required any were the super famous ones, like Tiger Woods I believe. I never worked on his house so I signed nothing.
Nah I worked on the reculsive cotton on billionaires house and no NDA was needed for all trades but there was 24/7 surveillance cameras on us.
Worked at the founder of discount tires house awhile back and same thing, cameras everywhere and had a front room of the house that was dedicated to security team with monitors showing the whole property. Security took all our ID’s and gave them back an hour later though which was a first. The founder came out towards the end of the day and gave everyone $100 cash and thanked us which was cool.
Did work at 2 music producers houses. One was a maybe 5k sqft about a mile from the water, other was a 3k penthouse on the water. First guy had cameras everywhere, had to watch us work, kept going on about how important he was and how hot his young wife is, but wouldn't tell us who he did work for. Other guy we had no clue until we asked why he had gold records on his wall from people like Rascal Flats and Michael Jackson. He gave us a bonus to make sure we came back to do the floors after finding a leaky window after pulling up the carpet, even though we were the ones booked for it. Really depends on the millionaire it seems lol.
This is it. Sometimes people really don't want others to know what their wealth looks like publicly
Im in rural Michigan and worked for a billionaire. He was actually kind of chill. He had a attitude of he didn't really care if anything got stolen in a weird way. Like obviously cameras were everywhere on the property so his approach to workers was if they steal or do anything he will just prosecute them into being poor. So no I didn't sign any ndas and can openly talk about what its like to work for a billionaire on his 1600 acre vacation hunting ranch lol. I mowed the airport and helicopter pad along with his skeet shooting ranges all over the property. I also mowed all the trails wide enough his escalade could drive down it. Yeah mowing 1600 acres with trails all over kept me busy lol. I think the wildest part is how picky and weird you can be with your requests as you get super rich. Like Bob didn't like anything shiny. So we had to take spray paint to anything new and shiny. So we would just drive around the property looking for anything new that was replaced to be painted black or camouflage. And he never logged into anything ever. His workers would log into his netflix and get the shows setup so he only had to turn the TV on and select the show. I never even considered you could eliminate that annoyance from your life lol. He also didn't reload gun magazines ever. You had to load enough magazines any weekend he came up so that he could just keep grabbing mags and shoot away. Then when he would leave we would have to walk around and pick up the casings all over the property and reload each magazine. And by the way this man wouldn't put me on the books and claimed he could only pay me 15 an hour cash. Rich people are still fucking assholes. I worked two years for him and gave my all. Wasn't even worth 20 an hour and some health insurance. He also did not like us to work when he was on the property because it made him feel bad to see people working lol. He also had a escalade to arrive on the property, a full size duramax diesel for us to do work in, his own duramax for driving around the property so his escalade doesn't get dirty if the trails are bad, and a extra fully licensed truck in case there's demand for another? And then the head boss also had a new duramax because he had to keep appearances up lol. The redundant measures taken were insane. We had replacements for replacements for everything.
Replacements for replacements is nuts meanwhile nickel and dime like 30k a year in wages. Wild.
They even said I was a great worker lol
So do average joes and mega millionaires. 9 out of 10 of my clients have NDA requirements. Craziest project I worked on we were only hired to do some very specific things in very specific areas. Tools and materials needed dropped off two days prior for inspection, then phones and tech pieces needed left at the guard house. They checked us in, put us into a van and dropped us off at the nearest door to the rooms accessed. The corresponding rooms were sealed off and there was 2 security guards with us at all times. 😂. Made me laugh pretty hard.
Some people think that a big nefarious project could never take place because of how many people work on it and how they would obviously speak up about the nefarious shit going on. Those people fail to recognize the concept of compartmentilization and how it has been perfected, studied and even further refined to be air tight.
Not to mention the silence that a fuck-ton of money can buy.
Torture chamber? Nah fam, no thanks.
Other than that, yeah I will make sure your
methlab is code compliant LOL.Sounds about like an over the top dude here we did some work for a few years ago. We were building a 400 person amphitheater by his pond for his daughter’s wedding
Makes you wonder what crazy or illegal shit they’re getting up to.
Not really, I watch a lot of movies and know someone who worked for one. It’s mostly about security, even their regular personal chefs and security guards don’t know details ahead of time. Great pay and easy job super safe 99% of the time but if the rich family wants to do Christmas in Paris the guards and chefs are told the day before to pack, maybe 2 days before if they are lucky. They are targeted by scammers and kidnappers all the time especially when traveling so they really do care about privacy for safety reasons. People are killed for a million dollars or less quite often so having hundreds or thousands of millions of dollars really puts a bullseye on your back. A problem I’m sure is annoying to deal with but I’d love to have lol
That’s fair I didn’t consider the harassment/extortion part of the equation. Thanks for forcing me to think outside my tiny brain box haha.
Privacy comes with a price tag.
Knowing who the client was a few years later. Not much they were just wildly cautious and nervous. The fame went to their head and their only thought was privacy and avoiding any and all exposure.
Fair enough. It’s difficult to remember for every rich person who’s crazy there’s several who are just tired of the public and the harassment.
Oh 100% I actually have gotten projects because I am not goo good for celebs. That's just their day job and their fame and fortune is literally a sacrifice of their privacy. To me I'm more excited to see a fun project that pushes the limits and when signed checks clear the bank without stress 😂.
Haha fair enough. I’ve taken our slinger to a few houses that are just mad. Not celebrities or anything yet but some very very well off people in town. Recently was a build on top of a sand hill that required 20’ deep foundation walls and it took 7 shifts of constantly slinging sand while being fed by the excavator to fill them to grade.
Right on the edge of the ocean a hundred or so feet up, was beautiful when it was nice but when it was rainy and windy it was miserable.
That's pretty wire-tight OpSec, there.
It made no sense tbh it was a boring build. Unless he was bringing in some mysterious collection of art (entirely plausible) then it was overkill.
Great way to get the guys to actually work and not be distracted by / starting their phones. I bet productivity was amazing for the customer lol.
Lol we are usually pretty efficient once tools are in hand anyways. Hard to get in a rhythm and have fun building something with your phone glued to your hands and eyes..... I do that at this time of night while the wife and minion watch the same movie I've seen 40 times in the last year. 😂
Nuclear plants I work at aren't that obnoxious about security. And they're more likely to let you get lost on the way to the work area 🤣
Looks like Jellyroll is cashing in while he still can.
Yeah, to make a million dollars, a person making $100,000 makes a mill in 10 years .... That same person would have to work 1000 years to reach a bill.
Check your math, its even worse. They'd need to work 10,000 years.
What's the difference between a billion and a million? About a billion.
I worked on a house for an engineer that sold this company for like $300 million. It was mind-boggling insane. 70 ft elevator that goes down to a wine cellar. His house is on a hill and he also built a tunnel the length of three football fields to access that wine cellar from the side of the hill. Imagine the things somebody being worth 100 times as much as this guy would build.
You can only put so much into a house. For billionaires it's high rises and mega yachts, with staff, and staff housing, and yachts for your yachts.
Right, and these are the people who get the massive tax breaks.
Lol.🤦🏼♂️
All that money and they didn't even do a hot water recirculation loop :/
They probably just let the water run nonstop
If it is a bunker type home, I hope he plans on having some sort of water recapture and filtration!
Tennessee, and I'm guessing now downtown somewhere. Assuming they have a well
I was gonna ask what the white pex lines are- I assume it is return lines for hot water loops.
That’s for the poors. Just dump the unused water. Don’t want it stale.
Know a chap who owned a HVAC company that did work on commercial buildings, hospitals ect and when he renoed his house in a city he went fully in and installed basically a surgical suite grade system, so his house is at constant positive air pressure with HEPA, electro static, gas filtration and UV cleaned air. His reasoning was he knew how filthy city air was.
Man's seen one too many dirty filters haha
That’s fucking badass. I want that
I love seeing these with press fittings on top of each other like that.
The day one of these leaks they are gonna have to cut out that entire manifold
They could’ve got a extruded manifold for half of what those fittings cost
TBH that's more a sign that the architect/GC was out of their depth. A good GC could have caught that, gotten the spec change signed off on and then pocketed the difference.
I imagine that's the toughest part about being wealthy - finding a builder who knows how to do what you want, do things right, and hasn't given in to the mass-production style of building.
Bro I am not even wealthy and it has been hell trying to find a decent company to do a simple bathroom remodel. Mass produced work, bespoke price, every single one
I’ve never done high/top end custom where an architect/engineer called for any specifics in the system design and custom plumbing for absurdly rich people is my business’s specialty. That being said, I would flip shit if one of my guys built this
>millions of dollars for a doomsday bunker
>gives contract to the lowest bidder
>sells at a loss after insurmountable repairs
Yea sorry FU money doesn’t run pex pipping
Or build with 2x6s, I’d imagine.
Probably ICF
I don't have anything close to FU money and we're in the process of building with ICF... It is only like 10-15% more expensive than 2x6 now -a-days
or OSB, I'd imagine.
Sparky here, so not too keen on carpentry. My thought is the 2x6s are for sound proofing every room or no? Genuine question
Not really, if you really want sound proofing you make the wall 5 or 6 inches thick, and have a separate set of studs for each wall. In the drywall..2x4..drywall sandwich the 2x4 acts as the sound transfer device. So breaking that connection, then stuffing the gap with insulation really kills all sound transfer.
Hmm good to know for I when I win the powerball and build my dream house! We recently did a project for the executives at US bank. Change order came in about halfway through the project. Build a panic room and bullet proof the elevator lobby. That was a doozy. All the Sheetrock got ripped out. They up bullet board, bulletproof Sheetrock basically. 500 lbs/sheet. Built all that and the walls were buckling, so ripped it out again, re framed with heavier gauge studs and built it again. I was pissed because we had rewire it three times, I can’t imagine how pissed the carpenters were.
Yup! Soundproof batting in between all the 2x6 studs, then they are covered with plywood sheeting. I'm guessing he's putting up shiplap or heavy wood paneling in his whole house. That drywall is too working class for his taste.
Manifolds are garbage for hot water anyways.
That’s all I was thinking 💭 only solution would be to braze a fix.
I work for a commercial electrical contractor. I was once sent to a residential job in Connecticut, and it was just like that. Sure, I could see the neighbors house from the driveway, but like.. barely. And this was less than an hour from NYC. Any contractor would love to turn that land into multi family housing
It was a residential project that was expected to run up to 2 years. We even had a food truck showing up for both breaks! At least 30 guys on site, from what my memory says
Gonna need some bunker pics
We've never even been in it or seen inside of it. NDA's we signed when building it, the homeowner said. He was talking to us about options for fresh air ventilation for the bunker that could filter out radiation/chemical/biological threats. The blast door stays shut and locked while workers are there.
CBRN Rated. Fun. Someone should inform him about outside actors concreting vents
I always thought that if you had to do that sort of thing you’d locate the vents very far away in a conspicuous place that might make them look like they belonged there and not to a bunker lol. Then again that’s the extreme weirdo in me.
Thermals will spot you in a second anyway. It's all in good fun, the guy wants to rp as his favorite zombie movie protagonist, no harm doing.
Diffused venting to areas that should already have some natural heat
Couldn't you just lay some pipe and coiled on the bottom of a pond or something so it is normal temperature when it comes outside?
So this random pond has 24/7 aeration going on. Weeeiirrrddd
Just add a fountain as cover, it's clearly in the budget 😅
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Modern thermals are extremely sensitive, I doubt you'd be able to be fully hidden. There is also airborne ground penetrating radar, good look disguising yourself from that.
There are places where people are being hunted through triple canopy jungle by ai enabled drones, today. We can detect Mayan ruins from space by looking at ground cover density. We've been discovering gold deposits from space for decades now. We are far past the point of individual people being able to hide like in the movies. At the same time, it is incredibly unlikely that all advanced technology disappears, including space infrastructure, even in the case of nuclear war.
Guys like this know enough to be paranoid but not enough to understand how futile it is. He'd be better off building a hurricane shelter with enough to protect the nearby town. That's a more likely scenario where you can actually make a difference.
Step 1 to avoid all that, be on the same side as the US government. Done. Ok, who else is going to hunt me with all that tech? I think it's more for when people with pitchforks go to hunt the rich or loss of civil order of another kind. They aren't trying to hide from modern military in Tennessee.
Well the bunker’s .50 cal turrets with thermal optic will notice dudes with buckets of concrete first!
I dont get NDA's in this situation. If the situation ever got bad enough that someone would violate the NDA and try to come take the bunker then the NDA is useless anyway ss the courts wont exactly be operating.
They don’t want the details of their compound on Wikipedia
Or Reddit
I think you might have missed the part about the solid steel blast door, friend. And this dude looooooves guns. He has a very large family, most of them living on his massive property. Oh, and they love guns too. It sounds like the Tet Offensive somedays at work because they will be out on their shooting range lighting it the fuck up. Good luck with that.
You'll have to subscribe to OP's OnlyBunkers for that
Someone did crimp rings on all those pro press fittings in 2025? Why not just use cold expansion. Ghetto design on that manifold system. Should have came in and did a 90 to the ball valves and made it all more serviceable and compact.
I love F.U. money people. For the most part, in my dealings anyway, they aren't afraid to pay for what they want when you can explain why the price is the price.
Then you get the people who want everyone to THINK that they have FU money. They give you every song and dance and excuse and sales tactic to fuck you for every dollar they can squeeze out of you.
And he chose pex over copper.
No kidding, first thing I noticed.
This was my first thought. If money is of no issue. Copper the whole thing.
All mounted on OSB, waters mortal enemy.
The cheap OSB too, and not even painted. Must be broke smh
The day the water dripped on the OSB was the most important day of that board's existence. But to the water, it was just another tuesday.
What's the white pex for?
Recirculating warm-water heated floors.
fu money would have copper everything #justsaying
Maybe he wants the micro plastics and chemical leaching?
I had a guu that built a cigar room on the back of his house, it was 14x22 and he spent 25k on the HVAC alone.
Silly plumber.
Why bother with more copper then propress adapters. Just adapt at the t and go to pex or put the pex adapter into the propress ballvalve.
I've been part of residential where they dug up and spun their inground pool 11° cause it wasn't facing sunset properly......... High end resi is awesome 👌
Does this guy want solar? Asking for a friend 🤣🤣🤣
i wondered the same thing. send him a quote for a 120kw/1Mwh emp-hardened system. 😄
So super cool and all, gorgeous and all that. But what happens when one of those tees in the middle leaks? Based on what I can see there is NOT enough meat for the next guy to cut in a repair.
Canning kitchen?
I'm telling you, my imagination has that bunker filled to the ceiling with canned/preserved food/MRE's. And A LOT of ammo.
Fu money and they didn't get good advice. Central manifold systems are hot garbage and should be banned.
Worked a job years ago like this. Arrived at 7am and was told to wait until Mrs gently woke sometime around 9 and then they would let us know if we could work. Fine by us hourly workers
My OCD has a boner
All that money and still went pex
At least they're spending the money - wealth is a problem when it's hoarded, but spending on projects makes the world go round
This man has been my paycheck for the past 6-8 months. We've done his guest house, his main house, his 4-car garage with an apartment above it, and two other houses/properties that he's bought just because they were adjacent to his property and he couldn't stand that. He just bought the 89 acres behind him, too. He's going to develop into a luxury gated HOA community. I swear, man...if i could just dip a thimble into his well of wealth...
Kind of sounds like you have
Nashville? I don’t wanna get more specific but there’s a driveway that went in last month that had to have been a million dollars worth of pavers, leading to a red “guest house.”
No, further east than Nashville. Knoxville/Oak Ridge area.
I wonder what goes on in Oak Ridge to make someone want to have a bunker🤔
If you know; you know.
I want to see the bunker.
Wealth is wasted on the rich.
Why is everything labeled with sharpie? Seems like a shit job to me.
The part I always laugh at with these overbuilds is the added maintenance and complication this creates. Like there is a reason big buildings or even small commercial ones end up with a full time tech on hand. There are just too many systems to manage. They can be easy to manage, but also more risk prone.
For example all those separate shutoffs mean he needs to run multiple of more pipe to the rooms, increasing the chance of leakage. He would be better served by localizing these as close to usage point as possible.
still just a wood hovel. Sincerely, Europe.
Jokes aside some people have more money than sense.
Honestly, I've seen ultra rich folks spend their money in worse ways.
We call people like this a simple term. “Loot boxes”
As a vault-hunting Borderlands fan, I approve of this message.
This is possibly one of the dumbest things I've seen in a long time
No mirrors in your house?
This made me laugh way harder than it should have
Lol, you can't understand a poorly executed extremely over thought horrifically non serviceable plumbing manifold that takes up an entire room. Some plumber took that home owner for a ride.
Rekt.
Its gonna be a fun day when the wife is pissed and decides to fuck with his labels.
What. The wife this guy can afford will never see these handles. She will just fuck the Gardener like all rich wives.
I didn't know Jose had game like that as he turned 50.
Commercial/industrial guys who mock resi guys have never worked with big money resi.
It's beautiful.
What size is the main in
Yup.. sounds like a typical millionaire house in the NYC Tristate area
Bad ass
Why don’t these types of posts ever highlight an awesome high performance envelope? Such an undervalued component of a house build.
These are the jobs I would love to work.
Come and work lakefront Tahoe. Indoor Basketball gymnasiums at lakefront houses. Money knows no limitations when building your castle.
Sounds like you got paid to build a murder dungeon
Wow, multiple laundry rooms & multiple kitchens. Impressive, but I hope they have a tool room & supplies to maintain the home if "shit hits the fan"
All that and labels done with sharpie?
I’m under team please let the first blast take me out side
Shits already hard as it is im not tryna live in a irradiated hell scape fighting to survive every day. What happens when I need a root canal. Or brake an ankle tryna hunt rabbit.
What happens when I get cancer from the water I’m drinking that 3m poisoned for 65 years.
Anyways hell of a build lmfao
And to think, there are more and more folks like this out there. I’ve worked for quite a few of them. When you hear somebody say Budget? That’s something we’ve never really had to think about. It changes how you view construction.
It may look good but man that’s gonna be one expensive repair for a leaking tee or failed ball valve. Jamming all that ProPress together the installer clearly gave zero fucks for future repairs.
A canning kitchen
Ditch your Sharpie and get a label printer.
You'll love it!
Pexb yuck
What’s he do for a living
Should've used swet fittings for the water distribution system. If one of those propress joints leaks on any of those manifolds, the entire manifold will need to be replaced.
To be honest, I’m more frustrated with all of you envious pricks than I am with what he spends his own money on
As an ex hvac tech that does refrigeration now. Whew, id hate to see the bill on that install. Thats premo shit, and done properly nonetheless.
Total 4,000 gallons liquid propane in buried tanks around the property!! Wow!!
Sizing on most of this looks wrong
Calm down vault dweller we’ll get you one way or another!
Can you explain the this DIYer what “all copper terminations” means? As what would be used by normal builds?
I love me a good M A N I F O L D
Based homeowner
Clean af it would look dope if it was copper all the way up but that’s just semantics.
I appreciate the craftsmanship for a residential project instead of hating on it but that’s just me, I build commercial and that’s small potatoes. GC I used to be with did have two residential projects, one for a prominent oil and gas family then another for a dude who owned a number of medical facilities. They were ran as commercial projects, not just Jose and his crew slapping a home together. Pretty impressive actually. But these were tens of millions type projects, so again…that’s small potatoes but it’s nice to see in residential when you scale it to the regular fuckery in residential that generally horrible.
A lot prettier than my diy manifold turned out that’s for sure
I read this whole thing and you didn’t even dox his name and address. SMH
Wo wo wee wah
He put in that huge manifold then labeled them with a Sharpie? P'shaw. Amateur!