Biden has only raised a 'small fraction' of what he needs to build presidential library: NYT report
  • 128 points 777_heavy

    Just tell him it’s already built and he’s been there a dozen times. He won’t know the difference.

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    36 points culman13

    "You did it, Joe!"

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    4 points Trill-Protaganist

    That made me laugh louder than it should've.

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    16 points Far-Finance-7051

    He took the train there with Corn Pop

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    9 points avatrox

    That's fucking rough. Damn.

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    5 points longnuttz

    They showed him on camera at the Eagles game. He looked so run down and empty.

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    7 points HWTechGuy

    Yep. But lefties are making comments that he'd run circles around Trump, etc. It's almost sad at this point.

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  • 36 points UncleBeer

    Almost no public interest, yet 82,000,000 votes. Hmmm...

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    4 points [deleted]

    Exactly

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  • 35 points KinGpiNdaGreat

    The humiliation of being rejected by his own party is a fitting end to a life spent betraying his country.

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  • 29 points HNutz

    Maybe Hunter Biden's friends in Ukraine can donate to the Big Guy?

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  • 15 points Extra-Fail-8047

    81 Million Votes!

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  • 17 points indefiniteretrieval

    I propose the Autopen presidential library for people who can't vote good

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    6 points Clear_Context_1546

    I don't know what he said at the end of that sentence. I don't think he knows what he said either

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  • 11 points RotoDog

    Yikes, only $11.3 out of the $200 million goal.

    For comparison, Trump has nearly $500 million already, and likely closer to a billion when all said and done. Obama had similar.

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    18 points u2sarajevo

    So of the "81" million that clearly voted for him, he's averaging 14 cents from each to build it.

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    5 points dom650

    That's almost as much as they claimed to save each household on their 4th of July 2021 BBQ!

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    4 points u2sarajevo

    Lol. I remember. Not even enough for a decent hot dog.

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    5 points RotoDog

    I hadn’t thought about it like that, but yes, that checks out. That makes it even worse.

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  • 4 points ITrCool

    Kind of telling…..

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  • 7 points Holiday-Tie-574

    Maybe Hunter can sell some more paintings to raise some funds?

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  • 4 points pokemin49

    Make sure to add 10% to the bill. The big guy always gets his taste.

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  • 5 points rethinkingat59

    Building on to existing halls at the University of Delaware makes sense anyway.

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    1 points lousycesspool

    Maybe the train terminal?

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  • 4 points WPWeasel

    Shit, I bet people are asking for their donations back at this point. 

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  • 7 points BrenRichGill

    That's because he was never really president and everyone knows it.

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  • 1 points bjohn15151515

    Well, the library doesn't have to be that big. We only need a couple of books:

    • "Racist Things Joe Biden Said"
    • "Stupid Things Joe Biden Said"
    • "Unintelligible Things Joe Biden Said"
    • "How Biden Committed Unspeakable Harm to the USA"
    • "How Biden Tried to Financially Sink The USA"
    • "How Joe Biden Used Kamala Harris as an Impeachment Insurance Policy"
    • "I signed what? A Self-Reflection"

    That's not even 1 shelf, but it sums up his presidency. He could probably put that in a kiosk in a mall somewhere........

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    9 points Mylabisawesome

    "My crack head son: A fathers guide to failure"

    "Interacting with the paranormal - My account of meeting dead French Presidents and shaking hands with ghosts."

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    2 points Sodola321

    How to walk up stairs

    How to ride a bike

    My favorite ice cream flavors

    Me and the Easter bunny

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  • 3 points Ill_Test822

    I heard Corn Pop was going to give a big donation.

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  • 3 points SherbertDaemons

    But he got the most votes ever …?! An Asterisk-President.

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  • 1 points ChaseBank06

    I think he should build the first Presidential Nap Room, more appropriate than a library for him.

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  • 0 points Thats_Dr_Anthrope_2U

    Too bad the media treated him so well and with such kiddie gloves otherwise he could fund his library with civil damages settlements like trump is.

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  • 2 points Pinot_Greasio

    Just build a nursing home instead.

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  • 0 points Can_Not_Double_Dutch

    Have him use the 10% big guy funds to build the library

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  • 0 points sub2pewdiepieONyt

    Pardon me but it seems Weird he was bringing in alot of 10% during his presidency, what changed?

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  • -5 points HWTechGuy

    Maybe Rexulti® can sponsor it, like a sports arena.

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  • -3 points h0stetler

    Dr Seuss books must be going up in value.

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  • 1 points nybadfish

    Presidential bingo hall

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  • 0 points nolotusnotes

    Rendering of finished library:

    [Redacted because I want to keep my account]

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