Yesterday I saw a white, windowless van saying "free candy" in spray paint. I love candy, especially free, so naturally i walk over to the van and knock on the window. The man came out and he looked quite old and strange, and he also smelt a bit like fish and sewage. But who am I to judge if I'm getting free candy right? He opened the back door and told me to come inside. Inside it was dark and it smelt like the bathroom after my dad's daily alone time. I felt the man touch my legs and feet when all of a sudden the lights turned on. i could see him crouched over next to me at a light switch and to my amazement there was the most candy I have ever seen in my life. The man smiled to reveal black and missing teeth, probably from the sugar in all of the candy. He told me to take as much as i want. After eating as much as my stomach could hold, I went home with my pockets filled with the candy. When i got home, my dad asked where have I been all this time so i told him the story. He then took me to my room and proceeded to fuck me in the ass
You're allowed hate Trump for plenty of reasons but the whole Charlottesville thing was garbage. He literally said excluding neo nazis and supremacists.
It's not unexpected, you digital fuck. You literally just told me what it is. It's right there on the screen. I did the wavy-wave, you did the bleepy-bleep; up until the point where you decided to have an electronic stroke, things were going exactly according to plan. What you mean is that you haven't been programmed right. Don't go putting this on me, like I've somehow gone out of my way to surprise you. I've got places to be, man. I can't be playing hide-the-actual-salami with the Terminator's younger, shittier cousin.
Oh, and now you've sent for backup. Well done. Now I have to deal with a human person who thinks I'm either an imbecile or a thief for not being able to work what's effectively a bathroom scale with delusions of grandeur for the fourth time.
slurs are bad. Please enunciate properly when you are being racist
is she gonna threaten to sue this subreddit next
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holy fucking strawman bro
There's a major Nazi in a very big part of government right now with a non-zero amount of supporters. Also Charlottesville.
ok true, but i dont think anyone voted for trump so they can say the n word
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I mean musk did throw up two Nazi salutes back to back then pretended it was him saying his heart goes out to them
https://preview.redd.it/4gksxjf8ff4g1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f525ae5b9d4a2470186e3227e8cf776c5a22d70
Steve Bannon too
Didn't even try hiding behind "my hearts go out to you all" or anything, just did one after a fiery speech about nationalism and "saving America"
I mean it was obviously shitty 4chan-style trolling by Musk, he believes himself to be a hilarious shitposter.
that doesn’t mean he isn’t emboldening real Nazis to do it. if anything, it just gives them more of an excuse
Yeah but all it did was make actual nazis more emboldened. I feel like people moved on too quickly
I would say it's that hillbilly j.d. Vance
Yesterday I saw a white, windowless van saying "free candy" in spray paint. I love candy, especially free, so naturally i walk over to the van and knock on the window. The man came out and he looked quite old and strange, and he also smelt a bit like fish and sewage. But who am I to judge if I'm getting free candy right? He opened the back door and told me to come inside. Inside it was dark and it smelt like the bathroom after my dad's daily alone time. I felt the man touch my legs and feet when all of a sudden the lights turned on. i could see him crouched over next to me at a light switch and to my amazement there was the most candy I have ever seen in my life. The man smiled to reveal black and missing teeth, probably from the sugar in all of the candy. He told me to take as much as i want. After eating as much as my stomach could hold, I went home with my pockets filled with the candy. When i got home, my dad asked where have I been all this time so i told him the story. He then took me to my room and proceeded to fuck me in the ass
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You're allowed hate Trump for plenty of reasons but the whole Charlottesville thing was garbage. He literally said excluding neo nazis and supremacists.
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It's not unexpected, you digital fuck. You literally just told me what it is. It's right there on the screen. I did the wavy-wave, you did the bleepy-bleep; up until the point where you decided to have an electronic stroke, things were going exactly according to plan. What you mean is that you haven't been programmed right. Don't go putting this on me, like I've somehow gone out of my way to surprise you. I've got places to be, man. I can't be playing hide-the-actual-salami with the Terminator's younger, shittier cousin.
Oh, and now you've sent for backup. Well done. Now I have to deal with a human person who thinks I'm either an imbecile or a thief for not being able to work what's effectively a bathroom scale with delusions of grandeur for the fourth time.
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Not really
Unironically using tech bros in your news article title is the least professional think i have seen in journalism
Granted I dint read news much
no unfortunately that isnt a strawman. the majority of his supporters really are like this
Really isn’t sadly…
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That’s actually the only reason I know about it
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