Because pedophillia is a paraphillia that’s uncontrollable? It’s a medical condition that requires proper diagnosis, not a term to call someone a “predator.”
Actually Hitler was known to catch the train to Southern Cross and Richmond to watch the footy every weekend and his favourite team was Collingwood. He lived in Melbourne's inner suburbs and was rejected by Unimelb when applying for the Bachelor of Arts.
Maybe this depends on the state/territory. In Vic, it's a two years older limit between 12 and 15 inclusive, but at 16 you can consent with anyone unless they have authority. So even if they're over 18 — which is why it doesn't make sense to me.
Not really. He supported some Arab resistance groups but this had more to do with weakening Britain. He viewed Arabs as untermenschen
Unrelated, but there’s this Nazi YouTuber named Zoomer Historian that has this hilarious video that says “Hitler would have won if he’d had a plan for the Russians.”
Yeah, bro. I’m sure Hitler would have won if he’d viewed the Russians as above subhuman and hadn’t massacred 30 million of them. Excellent point, Zoomer Historian
First - my comment is a purely satirical response to a comment talking about why Hitler would hate Israel in a purely satirical thread. No need to overthink.
Second - wouldn't he?.. Just 20 years after the Russian civil war the internal political climate was in no way stable. There were still a lot of anti-soviet sentiments flying around. And during the war german propaganda claimed Hitler to be a "liberator" from the "jewish communist regime". If the choice for an average Russian man wasn't "life, even under Stalin" or "slavery and certain death", considering how huge the USSR population was, Addy would get a huge army of soviet defectors.
or wait, did I read you comment wrong and we have the same opinion? lol
But yeah, Hitler could have gotten a lot of soviets on his side. Particularly Ukraine, which willingly handed over their Jewish neighbors to be murdered in the Holocaust by Bullets. Zoomer talks about how they greeted the Nazis with flowers.
But also like… Hitler saw the Soviets as racially impure, and he murdered millions.
Plus Stalin’s purges and surveillance ensured there really was no organized resistance to him. His paranoia in the postwar era was totally misplaced for exactly this reason. A second civil war would have been easily crushed, and Hitler’s invasion made many who hated Stalin more sympathetic to MLism.
Plus Stalin was obviously willing to sacrifice civilians if it meant getting even a minor strategic advantage, so getting any movement against him would have been an uphill battle.
So yeah it’s like saying “Hitler would have won if he coaxed Russia into another civil war rather than invading and viewed soviets as racial equals.” Like… that’s what Hitler was literally about.
Like I said. Totally unrelated to your comment. I just felt like shutting on some random YouTuber for some reason
Nah, pedophillia is paraphillia/medical condition where you’re sexually attracted to prepubescent children 5 or more years younger than you when you are 16 years of age or older which needs proper diagnosis by a professional. He definitely doesn’t hit the requirements, considering his wife and niece were late teenagers.
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Fuck who do I listen to
Wait i didnt mean to support pedophilia
r/comedyheaven
Idiot should have chosen to have been born later
Be like Epstein
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Bro ts age like a femboy who still in he's 30's
Please never refer to him as a femboy again I do not want to put that visual in my mind
Ok, Kirk of the 1963
John F. Kirkennnedy
It's edited btw
actual video
objection
Hitler had a sexual interest in geli raubal and moved in with her when she was 17 and he was 36
He was sleeping with her well before that
hitlers a bad guy??
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No silly! He helped support animal rights and was a vegan! That's good! (Ignore the train behind us)
Haha sometimes
it depends who you ask, some people think he's bad
No, he freed a bunch of Jews from taxes by removing their citizenship!
Hitler today would be here talking about hebephilia
age 17 would be ephebophilia
Ok Hitler
There’s a certain type of person who always points out the different kinds of pedophilia. (Pedophiles.)
If someone specifically calls something hebephilia I think it's fair to point it out then.
Holy uneducated, should we group up people with ASPD with actual serial killers then?
what the hell are you talking about?
There’s a difference between sexual predators/sex offenders and people with pedophillic disorder.
I never said anything about pedophilia, I just pointed out someone had hebephilia mixed up with ephebophilia.
Because pedophillia is a paraphillia that’s uncontrollable? It’s a medical condition that requires proper diagnosis, not a term to call someone a “predator.”
This guy was a real jerk
I can't believe you would say this, insulting a man who fought against apartheid for years, and- wait that that's a different hitler.
(Barfs)
That was the punch line of the original lmao.
Shit, we gotta cancel hitler
16+ legal in Australia. Which I don't like and it still doesn't make sense to me, but it is.
he was from Austria, not australia
Actually Hitler was known to catch the train to Southern Cross and Richmond to watch the footy every weekend and his favourite team was Collingwood. He lived in Melbourne's inner suburbs and was rejected by Unimelb when applying for the Bachelor of Arts.
Oh he was a Collingwood supporter?
I can excuse genocide of millions I draw the line at supporting Collingwood.
16+ is legal world wide. Even in most states in the US.
and 16 years old can only have sex with people between 16 to 18
Maybe this depends on the state/territory. In Vic, it's a two years older limit between 12 and 15 inclusive, but at 16 you can consent with anyone unless they have authority. So even if they're over 18 — which is why it doesn't make sense to me.
https://www.armstronglegal.com.au/criminal-law/vic/offences/age-of-consent/
Tbh, I've read about some political figures from early 20th century and some of them had child wifes
worst thing he has done
Replace pedophilia with jews, not so funny now is it?
Wtf are you talking about
elite ball knowledge
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Now replace „talking” with „singing”. Not so shocking now is it?
Replace "you" with "Jews", not so funny now, is it?
We've come full circle
he also loves art!
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Some people also said Hitler had a small penis. I guess I'm more like him than I realized...
The price to pay for be a dihtator
Can't spell "dictator" without "dic".
They knew I would be too powerful, so they had to nerf me.
Hitler loves animals
Be like Hitler
can confirm. he would consider me an animal
Objection! One of the most notorious SS brigade was the Dirlewanger Brigade led by Oskar Dirlewanger. Oskar is known to prey on children.
So if you support National “socialism.”
You support people like Oskar Dirlewanger.
Every group has bad apples 😔
Bad... Apple?
/uj didnt hitler groom his niece?
Game is game
To quote his biggest modern fan, "old enough to count, old enough to mount?"
Didn't Hitler marry Eva when he was 56 and she was 33 with their relationship beginning when she was 17 and he was 40 💀
Hitler made sure to kill a pedophile, even if it costed him his live
r/commentmitosis
What poor internet dies to a man
Be vegetarian, be like Hitler
So he hates Israel
I can think of another reason why hitler might hate israel
he is a palestine supporter
Not really. He supported some Arab resistance groups but this had more to do with weakening Britain. He viewed Arabs as untermenschen
Unrelated, but there’s this Nazi YouTuber named Zoomer Historian that has this hilarious video that says “Hitler would have won if he’d had a plan for the Russians.”
Yeah, bro. I’m sure Hitler would have won if he’d viewed the Russians as above subhuman and hadn’t massacred 30 million of them. Excellent point, Zoomer Historian
First - my comment is a purely satirical response to a comment talking about why Hitler would hate Israel in a purely satirical thread. No need to overthink.
Second - wouldn't he?.. Just 20 years after the Russian civil war the internal political climate was in no way stable. There were still a lot of anti-soviet sentiments flying around. And during the war german propaganda claimed Hitler to be a "liberator" from the "jewish communist regime". If the choice for an average Russian man wasn't "life, even under Stalin" or "slavery and certain death", considering how huge the USSR population was, Addy would get a huge army of soviet defectors.
or wait, did I read you comment wrong and we have the same opinion? lol
Yeah p much. Sorry, I wasn’t trying to juke you.
But yeah, Hitler could have gotten a lot of soviets on his side. Particularly Ukraine, which willingly handed over their Jewish neighbors to be murdered in the Holocaust by Bullets. Zoomer talks about how they greeted the Nazis with flowers.
But also like… Hitler saw the Soviets as racially impure, and he murdered millions.
Plus Stalin’s purges and surveillance ensured there really was no organized resistance to him. His paranoia in the postwar era was totally misplaced for exactly this reason. A second civil war would have been easily crushed, and Hitler’s invasion made many who hated Stalin more sympathetic to MLism.
Plus Stalin was obviously willing to sacrifice civilians if it meant getting even a minor strategic advantage, so getting any movement against him would have been an uphill battle.
So yeah it’s like saying “Hitler would have won if he coaxed Russia into another civil war rather than invading and viewed soviets as racial equals.” Like… that’s what Hitler was literally about.
Like I said. Totally unrelated to your comment. I just felt like shutting on some random YouTuber for some reason
I thought a lot of Zionists came from that line of thinking: "send them off to their own country to keep them out of ours"
I meant like, because Israel is a jewish country and hitler didn’t really like the jews all very much
I mean so do most people.
You have a lot of options, maybe, uh, this shouldn't be your first...
He met his wife when she was 17 and he was 35
I think it’s a parody of those “this character has the same opinion as me” posts
I’m pretty sure hitler was a pedophile.
Nah, pedophillia is paraphillia/medical condition where you’re sexually attracted to prepubescent children 5 or more years younger than you when you are 16 years of age or older which needs proper diagnosis by a professional. He definitely doesn’t hit the requirements, considering his wife and niece were late teenagers.
https://preview.redd.it/oh49ovyqv67g1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dd7c73e27b11688e6b70894463c846ca8faa061
This go around we get pedi Hitler, what fun.
Didn't Hitler at one point date his 19 years old half niece when he was already around 40? (She killed herself after 4 years being with him btw)
Also the age difference between him and Eva Braun was similarly huge I think.
Kanye?
Enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Hitler made sure to kill a pedophile, even if it costed him his live
This would’ve been funnier if you brought something Hitler was against like smoking
But but Hitler was bad how can he be good? HYPERVENTILATING!
So, like, don't vote for dudes who were intimately involved in the Epstein Files?
Hitler met Eva brown when she was 17 and he was 40. Adolf Hitler was a pedophile. Do not be like Hitler.
Idk seems kinda funny imo. That's if it doesn't actually try to defend pedophiles
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Israel's tourism department really went downhill
Don’t google his niece whatever you do!? 😉
this is verifiably false