Balut, it's another popular street food/restaurant fold appetizer to slurp down the half develop chicken fetus by cracking the top mid development and putting salt/chili/or other spices on top and slurping it out like taking a shot. Must be another reference to that sub too though.
He was doing it because he blamed the demiurge for aborting his theoretical soulmate, I believe. He wanted to do the same things to ducks, creating male duck incels by denying them their duck soulmates.
It's like instant noodles: it's ok if you like it, but if you HAVE to have an instant noodle dinner because of poor financial decisions, it's just sad. Although tuna is at least more nutritious
Except you can do a chargeback, and you should if you can't afford groceries.
I'd rather someone compromise on a strangers morals a bit instead of starve for 2 weeks.
Chances are they're mentally ill and are being taken advantage of, even if unknowingly.
What they deserve is mental healthcare but even in Europe that's still pretty bad, let alone anywhere else.
Yes actions have consequences and a lot of people still need to get burnt but does that person sound mentally sound to you? I don't imagine you've been on that sub before from the sounds of it.
It's weird how people feel more sympathy for horny imbeciles throwing away money, than they do for the sex workers stripping because they don't have money.
Nothing stops these young broke women from working as cashiers at 7-Eleven or McDonald's; it's just easier for them to show tits on onlyfans. I can't sympathize with either the incels or the models; they're all worth each other.
Do you know how long it took me to find a job? Even a job with no experience. I had to know someone to get a job, and even then I only make $6.50, and rely on tips to make minimum wage. (No, I don't have OFs, but also at the same time are we seriously still getting mad at these woman for trying in 2025? It's seriously so hard to get a job it's infuriating)
No, it says nowhere that she will say your name and it's explicitly called a donation. Charities don't tell you that they give a little medal if you donate past a certain point but if you do they will, that doesn't mean you can take back your donations if they don't
This is the way. I'm hoping the guy who got scammed while trying to buy the poop of an Onlyfans model with the intention of cooking it into brownies posts another update.
Okay I actually used to be on a forum some years back with a guy whose story was exactly that but it was camgirls because Onlyfans didn’t exist yet. If that’s the same guy that’s crazy.
He thought he was doxxed on that place years ago and never came back. It was a huge meme there too because he’d just make posts about his endeavors.
Tuna with mayonnaise is great, you just have to drain the fucking water/brine/oil/whatever. Also what kind of mayonnaise has this colour it's appalling.
Posting stuff from Kitchencels here is like fishing with a stick of dynamite.
That sub is a gold mine. Love it.
Kitchencels just seems like another form of sadposting, but with food.
Better than that dude sucking down duck fetuses.
Excuse me
Balut, it's another popular street food/restaurant fold appetizer to slurp down the half develop chicken fetus by cracking the top mid development and putting salt/chili/or other spices on top and slurping it out like taking a shot. Must be another reference to that sub too though.
duck not chicken usually
as a viet shit's good tho
Is it crunchy
nah the bones ain't developed yet, so it's only crunch if u eat the shell lol
Ah yeah, I know about balut. It was the phrasing that got me
He was doing it because he blamed the demiurge for aborting his theoretical soulmate, I believe. He wanted to do the same things to ducks, creating male duck incels by denying them their duck soulmates.
Given what rapey shits ducks are, I kind of support this.
As someone who really loves ducks (probably obvious in my profile) that's horrid
Bro should write a religious text and start a cult for real though.
Bad day to be literate
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Eggs?
Nah, half developed
Flour, sugar, butter, baking powder
SuddenlyUsername
Wow
Balut is a cultural delicacy. Don’t be a dick just cause you don’t like it.
I'm less opposed to what he was eating and more to his reasoning behind it, but fair.
Some people really do just come up with the most diabolical, criminally insane, morally questionable foods and call it a fucking "delicacy"
I’ve heard this said about the Denny’s Super Slam.
Hold on I gotta look something up
Yeah this is funny
I like to be more involved in feasting on animal’s remains.
You say that like it's shittyfoodporn but I assure you that it's not terrible. Nor does it taste horrendous.
I mean… protein?
Can of tuna with spicy mayo sounds fire ngl
It's like instant noodles: it's ok if you like it, but if you HAVE to have an instant noodle dinner because of poor financial decisions, it's just sad. Although tuna is at least more nutritious
r/ofcoursethatsasub
and it's super gatekeep-y
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i tought it was all fake incels and circle jerk content but no they're real
it was for quite a while and then it unfortunately got co-opted
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FAKECEL SPOTTED
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r/unnecessarydownvote
I have no idea why, honestly. I feel like that tree on campus that everyone just decides to stick their discarded gum on.
At least he didn't murder his whole family for cash.
Honestly you should be able to get a charge back for that or some shit bro
Edit: dang, I was just joking guys
Huh? You can't take back a donation just because the streamer didn't say your name, it's a donation. Not a cameo
Except you can do a chargeback, and you should if you can't afford groceries.
I'd rather someone compromise on a strangers morals a bit instead of starve for 2 weeks.
if you’re broke and you spend the last of your money on streamers, you kinda deserve to go hungry
Chances are they're mentally ill and are being taken advantage of, even if unknowingly.
What they deserve is mental healthcare but even in Europe that's still pretty bad, let alone anywhere else.
Yes actions have consequences and a lot of people still need to get burnt but does that person sound mentally sound to you? I don't imagine you've been on that sub before from the sounds of it.
It's weird how people feel more sympathy for horny imbeciles throwing away money, than they do for the sex workers stripping because they don't have money.
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I'm talking about only fans and it's how it's mostly comprised of young broke women.
Nothing stops these young broke women from working as cashiers at 7-Eleven or McDonald's; it's just easier for them to show tits on onlyfans. I can't sympathize with either the incels or the models; they're all worth each other.
You know they probably already have day jobs right? You don't get to sustain yourself on just a job like that these days.
And that attitude is why I don't give a fuck about their simps either.
Do you know how long it took me to find a job? Even a job with no experience. I had to know someone to get a job, and even then I only make $6.50, and rely on tips to make minimum wage. (No, I don't have OFs, but also at the same time are we seriously still getting mad at these woman for trying in 2025? It's seriously so hard to get a job it's infuriating)
It was a sale. The “donation” was fully contingent on a service being performed. If she didn’t say his name, she’s technically defrauding him
No, it says nowhere that she will say your name and it's explicitly called a donation. Charities don't tell you that they give a little medal if you donate past a certain point but if you do they will, that doesn't mean you can take back your donations if they don't
Skill issue
Kitchencels has to be one of the bottom tier subs of all time
Kitchencels is utter peak if you treat it like a zoo.
This is the way. I'm hoping the guy who got scammed while trying to buy the poop of an Onlyfans model with the intention of cooking it into brownies posts another update.
Elite ball knowledge.
I've been lurking it for a while now. I kinda feel bad for the people who unironically post there, but there's so much horrible shit to laugh at.
Okay I actually used to be on a forum some years back with a guy whose story was exactly that but it was camgirls because Onlyfans didn’t exist yet. If that’s the same guy that’s crazy.
He thought he was doxxed on that place years ago and never came back. It was a huge meme there too because he’d just make posts about his endeavors.
no way that's real you made it up
Oh, ye of little faith.
https://www.reddit.com/r/kitchencels/comments/1pl8rg8/scat_brownies_were_a_scam_life_update/
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What the hell is this nonsense?
https://preview.redd.it/baryxynfc57g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=706bb49a38f7caff60a3b57cd1b2556361aea48c
It’s honestly one of my favorite subs when it pops into my feed, some of the things in it are just too perfect
https://i.redd.it/w11727qj927g1.gif
Peak idea
Nah bro that's for that Plushofile sub that got deleted some time back
Why did it get deleted?
It's not even that bad dude
You're active on that shit dude
https://i.redd.it/0m8addeyf57g1.gif
It's funny
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amazing
indian, next question
Tuna with mayonnaise is great, you just have to drain the fucking water/brine/oil/whatever. Also what kind of mayonnaise has this colour it's appalling.
It’s spicy mayo, so it likely has hot sauce incorporated into it.
Chipotle mayo and sriracha mayo tend to be that color
Fair enough, the "spicy mayonnaise" I'm familiar with would have things like pepper flakes.
The colour is still appalling though, it looks like Nacho cheese.
I have no idea if kitchencels is a circlejerk sub or not lol.
Seems it might be 50/50 but Jesus some of the guys there are not in a good place
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this post has to be a ragebait
Makes no sense, but have sense
That ain't tuna that's shit Is cat food
Idk why but whenever i read stuff like this i feel so miserable, like i did that and not a person who wrote this
You guys know that sub is ironic right?
Thank God. I thought it wasn't ironic because some people are just like that
I think most posts are ironic but some are truths behind a layer of irony.
It depends on the post. Some are clearly real.
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No, I didn’t knoe
Not really
There is some irony and some pure, unfiltered dogshit.
The fact you're being downvoted is worrying.