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  • 380 points Certain_Noise657

    Posting stuff from Kitchencels here is like fishing with a stick of dynamite.

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    71 points b0bthemolester

    That sub is a gold mine. Love it.

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    11 points RealNiceKnife

    Kitchencels just seems like another form of sadposting, but with food.

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  • 370 points ManicMaenads

    Better than that dude sucking down duck fetuses.

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    156 points radicalplacement

    Excuse me

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    162 points TheDevilishFrenchfry

    Balut, it's another popular street food/restaurant fold appetizer to slurp down the half develop chicken fetus by cracking the top mid development and putting salt/chili/or other spices on top and slurping it out like taking a shot. Must be another reference to that sub too though.

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    70 points T-7IsOverrated

    duck not chicken usually

    as a viet shit's good tho

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    24 points megachonker123

    Is it crunchy

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    21 points T-7IsOverrated

    nah the bones ain't developed yet, so it's only crunch if u eat the shell lol

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    11 points radicalplacement

    Ah yeah, I know about balut. It was the phrasing that got me

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    13 points madsnorlax

    He was doing it because he blamed the demiurge for aborting his theoretical soulmate, I believe. He wanted to do the same things to ducks, creating male duck incels by denying them their duck soulmates.

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    9 points Excellent_Law6906

    Given what rapey shits ducks are, I kind of support this.

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    3 points Manospondylus_gigas

    As someone who really loves ducks (probably obvious in my profile) that's horrid

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    1 points cooljerry53

    Bro should write a religious text and start a cult for real though.

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    1 points Status-Storm-4949

    Bad day to be literate

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    18 points danawhitesthrowaway

    https://i.redd.it/v3f20xfum17g1.gif

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    5 points SuddenlyCake

    Eggs?

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    8 points _cyna_

    Nah, half developed

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    4 points AceOfStealth

    Flour, sugar, butter, baking powder

    SuddenlyUsername

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    5 points SuddenlyCake

    Wow

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    4 points JustTryingTo_Pass

    Balut is a cultural delicacy. Don’t be a dick just cause you don’t like it.

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    2 points ManicMaenads

    I'm less opposed to what he was eating and more to his reasoning behind it, but fair.

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    2 points SuspendThis_Tyrants

    Some people really do just come up with the most diabolical, criminally insane, morally questionable foods and call it a fucking "delicacy"

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    3 points JustTryingTo_Pass

    I’ve heard this said about the Denny’s Super Slam.

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    2 points HellspawnWeeb

    Hold on I gotta look something up

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    3 points HellspawnWeeb

    Yeah this is funny

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    4 points Significant-Piano935

    I like to be more involved in feasting on animal’s remains.

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    4 points International-Try467

    You say that like it's shittyfoodporn but I assure you that it's not terrible. Nor does it taste horrendous.

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    1 points Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO

    I mean… protein?

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  • 71 points cartrman

    Can of tuna with spicy mayo sounds fire ngl

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    19 points Zebabaki

    It's like instant noodles: it's ok if you like it, but if you HAVE to have an instant noodle dinner because of poor financial decisions, it's just sad. Although tuna is at least more nutritious

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  • 137 points Luser420

    r/ofcoursethatsasub

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    -154 points Dee_Cider

    and it's super gatekeep-y

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    275 points ILOVEBIGLADIES

    https://preview.redd.it/gjvwgh6zp07g1.jpeg?width=414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fe0d54026b16243b2bc747e23c6a23ac071c822

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    47 points BonkedCeleste

    i tought it was all fake incels and circle jerk content but no they're real

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    29 points -Ryanbyrd-

    it was for quite a while and then it unfortunately got co-opted

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    44 points Dee_Cider

    https://preview.redd.it/t49aoa5dv17g1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76fd054e31dd93ba3d4641f516ef240b56ea3e29

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    87 points K1rk0npolttaja

    FAKECEL SPOTTED

    https://preview.redd.it/fatc5s13j17g1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=036b43a393a3afb75e2ed6c9f1d9b108d0d509b6

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    1 points pepsi__man__official

    r/unnecessarydownvote

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    3 points Dee_Cider

    I have no idea why, honestly. I feel like that tree on campus that everyone just decides to stick their discarded gum on.

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  • 20 points Calm-Consideration25

    At least he didn't murder his whole family for cash.

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  • 69 points noodleth_cassette

    Honestly you should be able to get a charge back for that or some shit bro

    Edit: dang, I was just joking guys

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    48 points bluemoonfalling

    Huh? You can't take back a donation just because the streamer didn't say your name, it's a donation. Not a cameo

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    11 points raspey

    Except you can do a chargeback, and you should if you can't afford groceries.
    I'd rather someone compromise on a strangers morals a bit instead of starve for 2 weeks.

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    37 points Kandosii-117

    if you’re broke and you spend the last of your money on streamers, you kinda deserve to go hungry

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    7 points raspey

    Chances are they're mentally ill and are being taken advantage of, even if unknowingly.
    What they deserve is mental healthcare but even in Europe that's still pretty bad, let alone anywhere else.

    Yes actions have consequences and a lot of people still need to get burnt but does that person sound mentally sound to you? I don't imagine you've been on that sub before from the sounds of it.

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    11 points Nani_700

    It's weird how people feel more sympathy for horny imbeciles throwing away money, than they do for the sex workers stripping because they don't have money.

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    -4 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    -4 points Nani_700

    I'm talking about only fans and it's how it's mostly comprised of young broke women.

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    -11 points Exciting_Horror_9154

    Nothing stops these young broke women from working as cashiers at 7-Eleven or McDonald's; it's just easier for them to show tits on onlyfans. I can't sympathize with either the incels or the models; they're all worth each other.

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    13 points Nani_700

    You know they probably already have day jobs right? You don't get to sustain yourself on just a job like that these days.

    And that attitude is why I don't give a fuck about their simps either.

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    3 points Ne0n_R0s3

    Do you know how long it took me to find a job? Even a job with no experience. I had to know someone to get a job, and even then I only make $6.50, and rely on tips to make minimum wage. (No, I don't have OFs, but also at the same time are we seriously still getting mad at these woman for trying in 2025? It's seriously so hard to get a job it's infuriating)

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    -2 points Squidmaster129

    It was a sale. The “donation” was fully contingent on a service being performed. If she didn’t say his name, she’s technically defrauding him

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    2 points bluemoonfalling

    No, it says nowhere that she will say your name and it's explicitly called a donation. Charities don't tell you that they give a little medal if you donate past a certain point but if you do they will, that doesn't mean you can take back your donations if they don't

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  • 10 points Derk_Mage

    Skill issue

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  • 26 points duckmansale

    Kitchencels has to be one of the bottom tier subs of all time

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    92 points BananaMan0803

    Kitchencels is utter peak if you treat it like a zoo.

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    26 points flicknote

    This is the way. I'm hoping the guy who got scammed while trying to buy the poop of an Onlyfans model with the intention of cooking it into brownies posts another update.

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    16 points BananaMan0803

    Elite ball knowledge.

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    13 points flicknote

    I've been lurking it for a while now. I kinda feel bad for the people who unironically post there, but there's so much horrible shit to laugh at.

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    7 points Headstar24

    Okay I actually used to be on a forum some years back with a guy whose story was exactly that but it was camgirls because Onlyfans didn’t exist yet. If that’s the same guy that’s crazy.

    He thought he was doxxed on that place years ago and never came back. It was a huge meme there too because he’d just make posts about his endeavors.

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    4 points Fit_Patience201

    no way that's real you made it up

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    13 points flicknote

    Oh, ye of little faith.
    https://www.reddit.com/r/kitchencels/comments/1pl8rg8/scat_brownies_were_a_scam_life_update/

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    2 points AllinolIsSafe

    https://preview.redd.it/6ljupsd5637g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7eff802727fb462a4600f1df1cd682bbb49e05c

    What the hell is this nonsense?

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    1 points ziggysrotting

    https://preview.redd.it/baryxynfc57g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=706bb49a38f7caff60a3b57cd1b2556361aea48c

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    16 points Raging-Badger

    It’s honestly one of my favorite subs when it pops into my feed, some of the things in it are just too perfect

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    17 points duckmansale

    https://i.redd.it/w11727qj927g1.gif

    Peak idea

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    8 points Sosig_lord69420

    Nah bro that's for that Plushofile sub that got deleted some time back

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    3 points eydirctiviyg

    Why did it get deleted?

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    2 points deliciousroadhead

    It's not even that bad dude

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    0 points duckmansale

    You're active on that shit dude

    https://i.redd.it/0m8addeyf57g1.gif

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    2 points deliciousroadhead

    It's funny

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    1 points duckmansale

    https://preview.redd.it/zh5ow9zig57g1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb9266f218a5b592bb27ecb5f80030b587b05618

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  • 5 points Ok_Neighborhood2005

    https://preview.redd.it/zyf2s6bbx47g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13218921d6fcc86fbf785e1e41a33ed406086438

    amazing

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  • 4 points cxih

    indian, next question

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  • 2 points Zandroe_

    Tuna with mayonnaise is great, you just have to drain the fucking water/brine/oil/whatever. Also what kind of mayonnaise has this colour it's appalling.

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    1 points HellspawnWeeb

    It’s spicy mayo, so it likely has hot sauce incorporated into it.

    Chipotle mayo and sriracha mayo tend to be that color

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    1 points Zandroe_

    Fair enough, the "spicy mayonnaise" I'm familiar with would have things like pepper flakes.

    The colour is still appalling though, it looks like Nacho cheese.

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  • 2 points OutsideCommittee7316

    I have no idea if kitchencels is a circlejerk sub or not lol.

    Seems it might be 50/50 but Jesus some of the guys there are not in a good place

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  • 2 points Full-Tomorrow9889

    https://preview.redd.it/dvy6fwjic57g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81823838249884b5491a1e30bb11397cd4129eee

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  • 1 points Living_Art_7354

    this post has to be a ragebait

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  • 1 points ZO_inzane

    Makes no sense, but have sense

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  • 1 points Willing_mass_902

    That ain't tuna that's shit Is cat food

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  • 0 points Tea_Lord7749

    Idk why but whenever i read stuff like this i feel so miserable, like i did that and not a person who wrote this

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  • -38 points BobTheBritish

    You guys know that sub is ironic right?

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    44 points explosive_shrew

    Thank God. I thought it wasn't ironic because some people are just like that

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    38 points peixejorge

    I think most posts are ironic but some are truths behind a layer of irony.

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    11 points eydirctiviyg

    It depends on the post. Some are clearly real.

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    12 points Dee_Cider

    https://preview.redd.it/1nmt9wsnx17g1.png?width=373&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c5902d5d93655a8636ee8949e33030886ad4e85

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    5 points N0t_addicted

    No, I didn’t knoe

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    5 points xelee-fangirl

    Not really

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    3 points GarlicSphere

    There is some irony and some pure, unfiltered dogshit.

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    -2 points Peach_Muffin

    The fact you're being downvoted is worrying.

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