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  • 294 points Blockedinhere1960

    "Who would win in a battle royale"

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    60 points PotatoLord_89

    Unless Bin Laden can bring planes im going Putin

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    36 points killergazebo

    Bin Laden was like a foot and a half taller than Putin.

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    18 points OrganizationThick397

    not lying down like that

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    12 points PotatoLord_89

    Putin is a blackbelt in judo. I think he could handle a skinny middle eastern dude

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    14 points graven_raven

    You seriously believe the Kremlin propaganda? 

    Also black belts dont mean shit.

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    4 points PotatoLord_89

    Bruh... Even doing martial art for only a month gives you a huge advantage against the avarage person

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    5 points Jetsam5

    I wouldn’t call Bin Laden an average person. I’m sure that you get a bit of experience fighting as the leader of a militant terrorist group

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    1 points PotatoLord_89

    You are probably right!

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    1 points graven_raven

    One month training is insignificant.

    I done martial arts, and its great for a lot of stuff. It helps to give you focus , keeps you in shape, but skill alone is not enough for you to win in a real fight 

    You would be surprised about the unfair advantage of just being taller /stronger, against better trained opponents.

    And in a battle royale kind of battle, there would be no rules. My money would be on the guy with most hands on combat experience

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    2 points killergazebo

    You're not hearing me dude.

    Osama was two inches taller than Will Smith.

    Putin is three inches shorter than Chris Rock.

    They're not in the same weight class.

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    7 points Content-Walrus-5517

    Bin Laden and Taylor Swift teaming

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    1 points Just-Union-2319

    who do you think is flying them to the battle royale?

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    14 points OriginalName18

    Mr Roger's in a blood stained sweater

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    7 points Comando26

    Probably Putin since he was a former KGB

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    22 points ktsg700

    He was a mid-tier paper pusher in KGB but he loooves to pretend he was a tough guy

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    10 points SilenceOfTheClamSoup

    On record as having won a few judo championships in St Petersburg as a youth competitor. It's definitely going to come down to Putin, Bin Laden and Diddy.

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    9 points The-red-Dane

    Depends on how much baby oil Diddy gets.

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    3 points Comando26

    I see well idk who I would put my money on a fight lmao

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    1 points Eric_Is_Back

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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    3 points New-Interaction1893

    His age and health put him at disadvantage even with the combat training.

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    2 points Jetsam5

    I assume we’re taking the combatants at their peaks and not their current states

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    3 points ShaunOfTheFuzz

    They all have one secret special ability but are otherwise what you would expect physically.

    - Diddy can secrete baby oil from his pores and is impossible to grab hold of.
    - Biden is actually undead, and while unable to have any meaningful impact, is impossible to remove from the melee until the result is close to decided.
    - Musk is just rich; he has paid the world's best combat specialists to power-level his lethal abilities to level 99 so that he can cosplay competency, but mistakenly chooses to equip a 2025 model assault rifle over a 2005 AH-64D Longbow Apache because he doesn't fundamentally understand how anything works.
    - Taylor swift can make a single social media post and an army of combat-age women descend on the arena with the fury of 100 million ghosted tinder-hookups.
    - Putin weaponises the national abrogation of political responsibility by the citizens of the world's largest nuclear arsenal, to stumble-fuck his way through wildly swinging at Taylor because he perceives her as weak, but in doing so vastly underestimates how resolute her supporters are. Luckily for him she askes her fans to buy 18 versions of the same album to keep up morale, making some of them question how much really care if her next album is in Russian.
    - Adolf can stun his opponents by making angry speeches for as long as he can maintain sufficient volume and intensity, ultimately uniting his enemies against him when they regather their bearings.
    - Manson is just kind of a weirdo creep with a swastika on his forehead that even Adolf doesn't fully get on-board with. Sits in a corner trying to convince the more impressionable simpletons like Musk to fight for him, until he is kind of just dies from old age.
    - Osama can turn invisible for long durations and has one really flashy and effective punch to throw.
    - Epstein has the power to take half of the other contestants out with a single flash drive, but mysteriously falls over dead right at the beginning. People speculate Osama threw the fatal blow in a CIA-backed black-op.
    - Charlie Kirk is protected by an aura of smug invincibility; having ingratiated himself with all of the worst people he perceives have a chance of winning; until he suddenly isn't.
    - Trump has been given a medical exemption due to bone spurs, declares himself the winner regardless of the events unfolding.

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    2 points elize700

    Epstein no diffs

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    1 points Terrible-Spinach4783

    That would be an interesting tv series or movie like squid game or Hunger Games. All the world Leaders in a big Battle for their country. Would be extremely cool to watch how Trump develops survival skills and watching putin fight

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    1 points Jetsam5

    Well Elon Musk did do “karate practice” with Ghislaine Maxwell

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  • 115 points Top-Aspect352

    Powerful or influential people

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    32 points FemaleDogEqualsBitch

    Uh, a certain breed of such people, that’s for sure lmao

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    0 points Haru17

    I don’t see Angela Merkel or Macron on his list lol.

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    1 points Top-Aspect352

    All the people above are powerful or influential people , this doesn't mean all powerful or influential people are in list

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  • 98 points thegoobster2

    powerscaling them

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    34 points LearningCrochet

    Rudeus negs all of them

    https://preview.redd.it/z69bmh8p407g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c37ce58090451456a450e7ca38e01698055d06c5

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    7 points ALlASCLASSIFIED

    https://preview.redd.it/rx67jn82707g1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=6959029d63188175a02a480297ff23ec78255c89

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    1 points DarkSide830

    Not Yuta bro 😭

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    2 points ALlASCLASSIFIED

    "Yuta what's your preferred age to date?"

    https://preview.redd.it/d0g9isdae27g1.png?width=1179&format=png&auto=webp&s=c5db5b4864cbf2d95c49b57b17310afe15358856

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  • 80 points AlaskanSamsquanch

    Cults of personality. Like Joseph Stalin or Ghandi.

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    16 points punkate

    Like Mussolini and Kennedy's

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    13 points _insideyourwalls_

    YOU GAVE ME FORTUNE

    YOU GAVE ME FAME

    YOU GAVE ME POWER IN YOUR GOD'S NAME

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    3 points BerdFan

    Literally just Sentinel Prime

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    12 points tin_sigma

    we will all praise the supreme leader joe biden

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    1 points Antique_Menu5323

    Eternal Republic from TFR reference?

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    21 points usbeject1789

    I don't think all of these people really do have that though? Biden and Epstein?

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    5 points sixtus_clegane119

    Played this on guitar hero 3 yesterday

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    2 points Content-Walrus-5517

    Wait, is Ghandi there ?

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    1 points Fluffy_Whale0

    I don’t think Epstein had a cult of personality

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  • 47 points LambOfGhost

    Nightmare blunt rotation

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  • 36 points Competitive-Cut7712

    I'm interested

    video link?

    https://i.redd.it/11npf3em0y6g1.gif

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    10 points the_shadow007

    Where poland

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    -3 points Competitive-Cut7712

    Poles are white Christian Europeans, so they have the right to be Nazis

    Just don't send his posts to the history professor who teaches him

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    11 points ohiorizz_dingaling

    modern nazis are so inclusionary! putting aside the hatred for slavs in good ol “traditional nazism”

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    1 points the_shadow007

    Hell yeah! We got rights to be nazis! Totally! /s

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    3 points tessbesstess

    where indonesia

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    -1 points Competitive-Cut7712

    Leftists: You create a political party that is very open and perfectly ethical, but other communities don't agree with your ideal ethics, so you become their enemy

    MAGA: You create a national and religious racist party, but all other communities agree with you in principle and support you

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    1 points Haru17

    Yeaaah, good luck with that one in the next election. I’m sure they’ll show a lotta love.

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  • 27 points Dee_Cider

    "Now these are the people that my wife has put on her freebie list."

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  • 8 points ViktorDudka

    they all wrote songs about their exs

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  • 7 points 3peritus

    All the fine folks who donate to his Church

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  • 6 points DaciaSanderoF1Team

    What is he doing here?

    https://preview.redd.it/rjznwee04y6g1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fdf857f40e0e23c15e98383ef705bda6893c9db

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  • 7 points Ihatekids23444

    top 11 people with most haters in the world

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  • 5 points CrayonWithdrawal

    He's purposing his idea for a Hero Shooter to announce at next game awards

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  • 5 points Bumchik_247

    Tierlist

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    2 points the-heart-of-chimera

    It's the new Super Smash Brothers DLC.

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  • 4 points Unique_Ad_9335

    "This is my family tree. Any questions?"

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  • 3 points BandOld1949

    good or bad

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  • 3 points 7thFleetTraveller

    Billionaires and their influence on young people? How they get admired for being successful, but nobody really knows who they really are behind the cameras?

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    6 points Small_Possibility_26

    I genuinely can't tell if this is satire or not😭🙏

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    4 points 7thFleetTraveller

    No seriously, I can easily imagine it as an example for teaching media literacy. It has to appear a little provocative to make people pay attention. You give some examples of famous people where everyone knows they are bad, some where people have contrary opinions about, and someone who is literally admired by masses.

    The point is, every single one of them once started like that, being charismatic and giving speeches until people admired them and got influenced by them. If someone is very charismatic, it's easy to manipulate people into blinded followers. It's similar to the lesson the teacher wanted to teach his students in the educational novel "The Wave".

    And especially young people need to learn that even if it's just a singer they admire, they only know about them what they want to show to the public. They could act like the nicest person in the world in front of the camera, but be a monster in real life. Doesn't have to be the case, the point is simply to be aware that you can't know. As they are people, but others tend to treat them like icons who can do nothing wrong. Then act completely shocked when it turns out somebody famous has really done bad things.

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  • 2 points Fogmoz

    People who fall victim to their vices, maybe? Money, pride, ego, etc.

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  • 3 points Jooeon_spurs

    Who's the guy between Taylor Swift and Diddy?

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    3 points Yuris_Thighs

    Charles Manson

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  • 1 points KnightArcturus

    The different paths to fame?

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  • 1 points violetevie

    Lock em in a room and see how many of em leave pregnant

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  • 1 points asexual_nymphomanic

    Is that Taylor Swift?

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  • 1 points Fit_Relationship6703

    The world is my expense

    The cost of my desire

    The party blessed me with its future

    And I protect it with fire

    I am the Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria, the noose, and the rapist, the fields overseer, the agents of orange, the priests of hiroshima

    The cost of my desire

    Sleep now in the fire

    (Rage Against the Machine)

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  • 1 points PlantKey

    "She shouldn't be in the next version of ssbm but everyone else can"

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  • 1 points CHAIIINSAAAWbread

    People that avoid consequences as a result of unchecked power? The sin of pride?.

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  • 1 points Content-Walrus-5517

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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  • 1 points JustAThinkingGuy7

    Spiritual Demons or something

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  • 1 points letyougo2106

    Famous pedophiles idk

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  • 1 points PicklePunFun

    If its build mode trump, he will make a wall, a great wall, like nobody has ever seen. The best wall even.

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  • 1 points the-heart-of-chimera

    The Pantheon of Greek Gods in the Modern Age: Did they reincarnate or just a coincidence? TedTalk.

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  • 1 points Haru17

    Pedophiles, war criminals, and how sick he is of hearing Taylor Swift songs.

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  • 1 points Competitive-Win-893

    Nah, this is funny. What are you doing?

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  • 0 points righteous_fury0174

    Why is Taylor fucking swift up there? These dipshits think a high mid tier talent billionaire pop star is equatable to Manson, trump, didn’t, and Epstein? Outta touch.

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  • -1 points RunInRunOn

    Great man theory

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  • 0 points Strict_Double2726

    Who’s the one between Taylor and Diddy?

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    3 points PotatoLord_89

    Charles Manson

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  • -6 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    1 points Much-Menu6030

    waffle of nothing or schizophrenia

    call it

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