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  • 1357 points Serendipityz8

    whore dot com

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    453 points goober_of_jam

    some police.com type shit

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    139 points stupiddumbcat

    Report it. r/policedotcom

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    41 points goober_of_jam

    police.com subreddit when

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    60 points stupiddumbcat

    r/policedotcom currently in progress.

    https://preview.redd.it/0gzmgw3p5u6g1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e398f054825455d92e4994bda71d82b032c5d2a

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    32 points Simplejack615

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    17 points goober_of_jam

    22 minutes and police dot com is still not with us, how will we enact justice now???

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    16 points stupiddumbcat

    Sorry the police.com department got too carried.com away doing fent, construction finish.👍

    https://preview.redd.it/1qddq3m5hu6g1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbb0ab40caccf00627aaf373ac810ea4706ab8e3

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    3 points Dense_Ingenuity717

    It is upon us!

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    1 points Zomflower48

    this looks like a porn website

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    11 points Protein384

    r/birthofasub

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    14 points Orange78474

    Путана.ру

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    7 points JxEq

    Πουτανα.gr

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    2 points Select_Truck3257

    no please don't invade my country

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    1 points AnarchicDaemon

    Peak

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    2 points Realistic-Cable-8208

    Is that an invitation

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    2 points rdnaskelz

    New economic bubble just dropped

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  • 602 points YodaGR86

    whore dot com is crazy work

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    127 points toteselevated

    How much do you think it would cost to grab that domain? I kinda want an @whore.com email address.

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    102 points CheeseGraterFace

    Looks like it’s taken, but you can get whore.mortgage for under $100. Seems like a steal, idk

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    61 points toteselevated

    barnabywilliamson@whore.party

    Hmm. Just trying it on.

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    6 points KimbaDestructor

    Isn't for sale sadly so IDK

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    22 points toteselevated

    Does not live up to its name 😞

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    8 points ApropoUsername

    hoe.com

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    3 points Brendanthebomber

    Marcy pfp marcy pfp

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    3 points joshdammitt

    I prefer skank.org

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  • 426 points Simplejack615

    I actually tried getting my dsi to google porn, but a lot of websites don’t work

    This year btw

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    93 points Wise-_-Spirit

    You have to view images and gifs on the Google result page

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    39 points drstoneybaloneyphd

    Cranking it dial-up style

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    38 points Lucky-Mia

    It worked back in 2014. Or so I've been told.

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    20 points Tr1padvisor420

    In passing I have heard that it was quite easy on the 3DS

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    9 points Sea_Sector5664

    Yeah some sites like the green site worked surprisingly well so long as you werent looking for videos.

    Or so I've been told.

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    3 points unknown_pigeon

    Might be grabbing the 3DS that a friend lent me five years ago

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    12 points FlapjackRT

    Revealed under no pressure

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    5 points GoogleEnPassant69

    I tried to watch porn on a smartwatch and it works btw

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    2 points Simplejack615

    One: Happy cake day

    Two: Nice username

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    1 points GoogleEnPassant69

    :O its my cake day! I didn't realize lol. Nice pfp, mii pfp's are the best

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    1 points olzu10

    So that's why you wear it on the left hand!

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    1 points rebel6301

    fascinating. could you imagine the potential if/when hologram projector technology is invented and made compact enough to fit inside a smartwatch? The hogcranking capabilities would be enormous.

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    2 points Expert-Reporter4152

    Yeah on the switch it also has a built in search engine (gotta like change something on the internet settings or something) and videos just dont work.

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    1 points EyesOfEris

    Simple sites like Google images and 4chan

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    1 points Seanrocks30

    I'm not sure if they just patched it (if possible?), but try just pictures. I don't think they work well enough to run videos like that, usually

    Tho, I wouldn't be surprised if they just got taken down or patched

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    1 points Woofle_124

    Lmao youtube kinda works (as of last year)

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  • 168 points TheoreticalTheory512

    whore videos

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    28 points milehighmiracle13

    Incredible. What a relic!

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    3 points WitchesSphincter

    Some people just feel better knowing their getting paid 

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  • 137 points Independent-Sky1675

    My friend and I managed to find porn on the Wii internet browser in the year of our lord 2025

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    63 points Intelligent_Bit291

    I used to watch hella porn on my Wii in my Blues Clues thinking chair back in 2007. it was wild style. molded my character

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    13 points uncl3s4m

    I used to watch porn on my ebook in like 2016 lmao, shit was black and white and 2fps

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    2 points GoogleEnPassant69

    I used to watch porn on my smartwatch and i remeber beinglike half an hour to get to a certain page and load and stuff. Now i need glasses

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    2 points DoctorStumppuppet

    Genie for my third wish I wish I had never fuckin read that. 

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    14 points jld2k6

    In 2001 I was using my Sega Dreamcast browser disc with my Sega mouse and keyboard to look up naked pictures with lol. That system was ahead of its time. I didn't have the browser disc that supported wav and video files so I had to make due with the pics

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  • 53 points JeffersonWi

    I mean, that's literally what I did with my old DS.

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  • 55 points BoopSerpents

    this reminded me that I used to read fanfics off my old 3ds😓that 3ds has since been lost back at one of my relative’s house

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    26 points genuinely_no_clue_1

    …were the fanfics sfw? Cause I know I looked up some CRAZY stuff when I was a kid…

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    29 points BoopSerpents

    Theyyy were not sfw 💔 I too, was a child that looked at crazy stuff

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    16 points Loud-Shallot-4700

    Reading erotica on a 3ds is crazy work😭

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    9 points genuinely_no_clue_1

    Oh dear… I hope it’s never found then, cause like, the batteries in those things are freaking immortal… I was lucky enough to have my tablet break when I was like 11 lol

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    4 points Amoonda1120

    I’ve never been called out so hard by a reddit post! Mine were also not sfw fanfics.

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    2 points genuinely_no_clue_1

    Twinning!

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  • 42 points PotatoLord_89

    Damn, "whore videos" made me laugh out loud

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    4 points lumpiestspoon3

    Lemon stealing whores!

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  • 27 points Beloved_stardust_64

    Your telling me a whore made these videos?

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  • 22 points Good-Yogurt-306

    meanwhile I was blushing at animations of big anime titties on hatena flipnote

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  • 17 points toteselevated

    I found my dad’s old iPod after he died and it had a bunch of tiny pixelated ideepthroat dot com videos on it

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    6 points botte-la-botte

    A man of culture.

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    3 points TheEdgeofGoon

    Heather!

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    1 points No-Addition-1366

    Found gay porn in my dad's search history one time. Yeah...

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  • 30 points SpecialFlutters

    during my childhood i had a male best friend and i was over at his house one day. his mom walks in the room. he had given me his phone for something. i see a search for "big boobs" when i click on the address bar and i can't hold in my laughter. his mom takes the phone to see what all the fuss was about and i haven't seen him since.

    harry, if you're out there i miss you :(

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    15 points Confident-Dot9443

    the way you worded the end it made it sound like his mom took him out back behind the shed. jesus lol

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    4 points Sofia4rp

    What happened

    https://preview.redd.it/70td1mxcby6g1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b2c32cacadc7df618160edf66fccae1cda6c3ea

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    14 points Sofia4rp

    I dont know harry but i miss him too....

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    6 points Coeddil

    I also miss this guys dead best friend

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  • 13 points I_am_doorknob

    https://preview.redd.it/piwwc8va1w6g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=620141d1e3f8da1ec28d74f182f5155892f7d854

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  • 10 points axxinite

    Reminds me of when I would use my PSP to RP with my friends in middle school lol.

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    4 points MysticAxolotl7

    how does one even do such a thing on the PSP

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    3 points axxinite

    We made an online private forum so I used the awful internet browser to write haha.

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    2 points MysticAxolotl7

    Amazing

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  • 9 points CKT2011

    no wonder the switch lacks an internet browser

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  • 7 points AugarTheFox

    I used my PSP. Much better. Videos worked too.

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    3 points Sofia4rp

    How the hell bruh. As what i know 3ds and psp could not show video, because they did not have enough power(or ram idk a shi about informatic)

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    5 points AugarTheFox

    Oh you’re right. I had to put them on microSD and then watch. I did try the web browser though.

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    2 points Sofia4rp

    At the time i tried it too, but didn't know that we had to convert them into another kind of file. Got kinda disapointed.

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    1 points AugarTheFox

    Yep, am remembering it being a pain and just looking at still images was a lot easier.

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    2 points Sofia4rp

    I feel shameful and relax at the same time because i am not the only one... Wierd feeling

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    1 points CowCluckLated

    3ds could definitely watch video. I remember watching Dragonball Z abridged on the browser. Also there was a YouTube app that worked

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  • 6 points lit-grit

    I will admit… I used to watch porn on my 3DS when I was a really early teen

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  • 4 points itwasberrycrush

    When I was eleven my father gave me his old phone and when I turned it on my eyes were blessed by "big asses in fishnets". Now I'm 21 and lesbian. Good job dad. At least now we have something in common.

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  • 5 points Koltaia30

    Hey Jarvis. Show me whore videos

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  • 6 points Low_Primary_3690

    Best of May 20__. That means this isn’t THAT old

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    18 points ShardddddddDon

    Considering the DS came out in 2004, it kinda... has to mean the porn search was after the fact

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    12 points Low_Primary_3690

    Wait I’m actually stupid I was thinking it was 202_

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    6 points ShardddddddDon

    Ah. Welp. Stuff happens

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    12 points Low_Primary_3690

    “He watched porn in the last quarter-century!!!! A savage!”

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    2 points Roland-JP-8000

    the dsi came out in 2009 tho

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  • 3 points AtmosphereWarm3452

    I wanna watch whore videos!!

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  • 3 points elliebell77

    i remember reading dragon quest smut on my wii u gamepad when i was like 10

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  • 3 points screamingpeaches

    i used to use the browser on my 2DS to see my social media when my parents took my phone away. trying to navigate twitter on a 2DS was hell

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  • 3 points Dr4fl

    Some time ago my brother sold me his DSi and I also found porn on the browser history lol

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  • 3 points x-gender

    I used to read spicy fanfiction on my ds

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  • 2 points JustAThinkingGuy7

    I didnt know you could do that on the DS

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    3 points Amoonda1120

    It’s the DSi

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    1 points MysticAxolotl7

    the DS had a web browser too

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    4 points Marqueemooooon

    Yeah but you needed an accessory which barely worked.

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    2 points MysticAxolotl7

    the RAM pak works fine, it just was only ever officially used by the browser

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  • 2 points Ok_Adhesiveness_9323

    Same on a ds lite

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  • 2 points Graknorke

    Zero chance those video players actually worked.

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  • 2 points TheFrankTV

    where the wench videos at, man. show me the good stuff. some good harlot videos for me c'mon man

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  • 2 points Big-Blacksmith544

    I'll take Whoreads for $400

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  • 1 points Silverhawk45G

    I didn’t even know you could do that… huh

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  • 1 points HideSolidSnake

    I love bangin' HOORS -Frank

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  • 1 points thicccnsweeet

    And the crazy part is you couldn’t even watch videos on them bro it was just thumbnails

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  • 1 points Wally504

    This but PS Vita lol.

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  • 1 points ExcitingAd6527

    Is whore.com wn actual thing?

    Why haven't I heard of it?

    Or am I tripping?

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  • 1 points degenerateel

    I think mine is rule34 and e621

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  • 1 points xWisdom20

    Whore booty holes

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  • 1 points South-Internally

    "porn"

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  • 1 points LordBaconXXXXX

    Damn, I remember the first weeks/months after my sexual awakening. I was watching porn videos on YouTube (surprisingly) and just typing "playboy" in google image, all on my 3ds, lmao.

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  • 1 points Seanrocks30

    Same brother. Same

    I ended up finding my first ever viewing of a photoshopped horse cock. I had to show my homies, so I brought it to school, and the fuckin snitch just a bit behind us sprinted from the gym allllll the way to the principles office IMMEDIATELY

    God 😭

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  • 1 points CatOnlline

    SO YOU'RE THE GUY THAT WATCHED THOSE STUFF ON MY 2DS?

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  • 1 points Elegant-Tip-8507

    I think that's still fine, I used to watch porn on my mom's laptop without even using incognito. I higly doubt she didn't notice, she however never said anything about it.

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  • 1 points phuktup3

    The real world doesn’t have barely any whores

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  • 1 points Tobio88

    As time goons by

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  • 1 points MachineGunMonkey2048

    Whore videos

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  • 1 points r3tract

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  • 1 points Jaxis_H

    the funniest part is those browsers ran through a nintendo-owned proxy.

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  • 1 points Individual-Square428

    it was a psp for me. haha

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  • 1 points cumslutte

    so was it just everyone using their DSIs for porn or just me 💀

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  • 1 points 2020mademejoinreddit

    I loved it when web addresses were straight to the point.

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  • 1 points Scum_turbo

    ahh. how it all started. Looking back I wish the DS didnt have a browser. maybe I wouldn't have become a goon master.

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  • 1 points PrincipleParking7844

    Man this brings back memories of loading porn sights with McDonald's wifi and just using the thumbnail pictures as material when we got home cuz no net.

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  • 1 points NovaStar2099

    Yikes

    You just dug up something from my past that I’d rather let stay dead…

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  • 1 points Icarus_21_

    Yeah... Relatable...

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  • 1 points isyma_rx7

    SeksualIntercourse dot com ahh

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  • 1 points Calm_Explanation8343

    Batman couldn’t drag that out of me

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  • 1 points RandomBlackMetalFan

    You had access to internet with the Nintendo DS ???

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  • 1 points IconicB3M

    Imagine buying a DS and some Mario games for your kid and he uses it to search for whore dot com

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