Hi, I'm John
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  • 235 points Right-Chain-9203

    John knows what he did

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  • 152 points solluxfan67

    how does this both look like a wikihow article and ai at the same time?

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    81 points trashedgreen

    It’s wikihow ai

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    21 points DismalPassage381

    wikAihow

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  • 213 points wizardrous

    He told him to fuck off because they’d already met, and he was upset John didn’t recognize him.

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  • 104 points bish-its-me-yoda

    Ai?

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    159 points Immediate_Song4279

    Accidental comedy.

    https://preview.redd.it/409wz15y1u6g1.png?width=413&format=png&auto=webp&s=465f4178e88a7e83d55e666e1219922f43ff6ff6

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    27 points IncidentExcellent971

    r/accidentallycomedy

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    41 points bish-its-me-yoda

    https://i.redd.it/wvcl2xdhqu6g1.gif

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    13 points Immediate_Song4279

    That is genuinely clever, well played.

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    3 points JoketheBuster

    jokes on you, I disabled autoplay gifs on mobile

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    2 points SpikesAreCooI

    Damn my reading skills, they’re usually faster than that.

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    1 points Negative_Chickennugy

    Well played

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    2 points ToastyLemun

    Nice try, I read fast

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    1 points Top-Structure7798

    Thought I was slick, but I got rickrolled as I was making a reply bruh.

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    1 points SatokoHoujou

    Can't believe I got rickrolled lmao so good

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    13 points thebeastwithnoeyes

    Original image, yes. Current text, not sure. May have been edited by hand from the original.

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  • 92 points AkadTheFox

    Its him! John Pronouns!

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    30 points Aroace-Let-3237

    inventor of pronouns?!

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    18 points Judgmentos

    Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

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    18 points Consistent_War_2480

    I don't watch the show, but I have this meme.

    https://preview.redd.it/9sp5zenb6u6g1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15a2cad58a68fd3166869ddd6771954e8c6b48ea

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    7 points warneagle

    His VA died this week :(

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  • 23 points grafikfyr

    https://preview.redd.it/1jnd9i44yu6g1.jpeg?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba9f22b6bd959d64921227c3a2d9530e3d240d28

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    2 points Icy_Change_WS2010

    50/50

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  • 80 points Awkward-Plum6241

    John WOKE!!!!!!

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    44 points shiny_xnaut

    Never answer a call from John Woke at 3am 😱😱😱 (REAL not clickbait)

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    9 points HerbLoew

    Jesus Christ, that's John Woke!

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    2 points Birddogtx

    You called?

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    0 points Environmental_Pen_37

    Go back to r/foundtheprotogen 😼

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    1 points Awkward-Plum6241

    Go back to r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP 😼

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  • 11 points Lethal_wheelz

    It’s so unfunny I laughed

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  • 8 points BananaMaster96_

    your're woke is: damn john

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  • 77 points Cheesebruhgers

    A more appropriate greeting for john to say would be: “Hi, i’m john. I like getting railed by all genders, usually just on Tuesday evening because afterwards i cant walk.”

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    32 points Insane_man42

    John does look like a bottom

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    62 points Personal-Mango-831

    what the fuck are you talking about

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    7 points Dazzling-Yam-4308

    I genuinely have no idea

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    3 points Realistic-Cable-8208

    Hello there John.

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    1 points Particular-Long-3849

    Apologies for the deception 

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    11 points Upset_compatibilist

    A more appropriate greeting indeed

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    4 points obscureposter

    Does John not need to walk on Wednesday? Wouldn't Friday night be a better time for that activity.

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    3 points hotdogwaterdickpills

    John partakes in Wheelchair Wednesdays

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    16 points Fuddruckerer

    You know you can buy a diary, right dude? no need to use reddit for these confessions

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    25 points Cheesebruhgers

    https://preview.redd.it/4mi7g2iu4u6g1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec844bdc4ace947ebd012b10d9cec052796a95ef

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    5 points Prepare_thy_isaac

    https://preview.redd.it/3slnfg92hv6g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=2279a0645c3fa27dfd5b64c6593ee65d7902da6a

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    3 points Fuddruckerer

    im good man! im secure in myself 🕺

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    1 points Sybmissiv

    No you are not, I sucked the security out from your large throbbing cock using my plump mouth.

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    3 points SirBrendantheBold

    Yo, I got some extra security here!

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    3 points Fuddruckerer

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    1 points SnowCrashedMind

    Railer? Is that some kind of drug?

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  • 5 points magnuman307

    More like Amaturenouns, amirite?

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    4 points Consistent_Claim5217

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  • 6 points Darthgalaxo

    https://preview.redd.it/8052zuucuv6g1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a60b0b58834676c48a759001372f4bca720f413f

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  • 5 points ReasonableAd9165

    https://preview.redd.it/vdark85ouw6g1.jpeg?width=1307&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8d891326061d900af9fc6c57f28ff6065439002

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    1 points MichaelAutism

    https://preview.redd.it/hfuee775u37g1.png?width=609&format=png&auto=webp&s=18036757a15d3a60f35e40bbe5af1396716c5099

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  • 9 points IAMTR4SHMAN

    The artstyle is so soulless that you can mistake it for AI

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    4 points Apart-Performer-331

    Is it not?

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  • 6 points Masterbaiter1984

    FUCK OFF JOHN WEVE GOTTA GET ON WITH THESE

    GOTTA COMPETE WITH THE WILY JAPANESE

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    1 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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  • 9 points JimmyManJames

    oof ouch ow my bones

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  • 7 points spaghettinik

    Hi John

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  • 3 points OedinaryLuigi420

    Has anyone drawn them kissing yet

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  • 10 points Kapacb_

    Fuck off, John

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  • 6 points 7thFleetTraveller

    I thought "he" means guy and "they" means non-binary. Now I'm more confused than ever, as one person can't be both at the same time...?^^

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    12 points Yaorius

    Pronouns actually don’t identify your gender. Those are just words that you feel the most comfortable with being called as. For example, some people can use he/him pronouns and still think of themselves as women.

    Just use the ones that the person said you to use and everything should be fine. Using they/them for everyone also seems as a good idea ‘cause it’s neutral.

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    7 points cummi_bunni

    It's easier to just internalize the concept that pronouns don't HAVE to be associated with a certain gender. Anyone can use any pronouns at any time and it doesn't HAVE to have an impact on their identity. You could call yourself he/him rn and still identify as a woman just for the sake of it.

    Labels and pronouns, when you're queer, are more about what fits on an individual level and less about checking boxes, cause no one realistically fits perfectly into certain boxes, but maybe they just wanna feel kinship or have a name to a face, ykwim?

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    6 points Consistent_Claim5217

    My kid does. Gender fluidity is a thing

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    4 points crumpledfilth

    'they' is neutral, you can use it anywhere, as it has been for a while, it doesnt necessarily imply anything about gender. Example: "I went to the doctor and they prescribed me a new medication"

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    6 points AcademicAcolyte

    He is masculine and they is nonbinary. They might be of a masculine nonbinary identity or anything else. For example a demiboy or boyflux or just nonbinary

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    2 points ARectalThermometer

    but not to be too big of a bitch this is grammatically incorrect though right? wouldnt it be they/him or he/them? he/they is like he/she its the same thing twice

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    3 points AcademicAcolyte

    No. It means you can use them interchangeably, not strictly that they only use one form of the pronouns.

    You can call him a they. You can say something that belongs to them is his.

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    5 points ARectalThermometer

    ah ok makes sense. just not used to seeing it put that way

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    2 points Xhojn

    Pronouns like he/they, she/they, etc. just means they go by either-or

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    4 points 7thFleetTraveller

    Thanks for the explanation. I'm too old to memorize all that, but I guess "they" will in most cases be the best way to not accidentally offend anyone.

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    3 points Consistent_Claim5217

    Honestly? That's what I do. It's a safe bet, and even if that's not how someone identifies I've yet to see anyone get bent out of shape over it. People aren't very kind to us these days, and the fact that you would make the effort in the first place means more to most gsrm people (gender/sexual/romantic minority) than whether or not you get it right by guessing. I've got a decently succinct graphic that can give a good breakdown of the terms you're seeing here, in case you end up feeling curious about what the terms mean:

    https://preview.redd.it/n3t8urmgru6g1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=821d6f6a59d27caa14dfdaaa6dce086b49442b5b

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    0 points Comfortable_Hope2234

    "They" is pretty much always safe, if someone gets mad at you for "they" then they're just looking to get mad.

    EDIT: u/mikemyers999 is correct, you can still use "they" to be a dick if you try hard enough.

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    5 points mikemyers999

    Unless you lead with calling someone they, they say "actually I go by she" and you instead continue to exclusively refer to them as they, then them getting mad would be completely understandable as you're purposefully invalidating as opposed to accidentally misspeaking

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    1 points Demonkingt

    you can be both. non binary can have gender preference to it. you don't need to perfectly be one thing.

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  • 6 points Darkleech

    This is honestly incredible because John here who is meant to be a caricature of sorts made to hate against a group is being depicted as doing absolutely nothing wrong; he merely introduced himself and explained their pronouns and the “normal” guy is being rude to him for no good reason

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  • 4 points Cigouave

    I'm just glad they're both happy.

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  • 3 points trashedgreen

    They have rainbow hair to indicate that they’re gay

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  • 7 points scrufflor_d

    that was unnecessarily rude

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    -15 points Vigil_Zero

    I don’t mind if people want to used mixed pronouns, but it’s really fucking insufferable when they feel the need to include “they”.

    No shit, Sherlock. Everyone goes by “they” it’s the grammatically correct gender neutral pronoun.

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    18 points SirBrendantheBold

    "I don’t mind if people want to used mixed pronouns, but it’s really fucking insufferable..."

    This is you minding.

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    -4 points Vigil_Zero

    Nope. “They” is the correct gender neutral pronoun used for everyone. What I said was that it’s insufferable when they clarify “they” as one of their assigned pronouns.

    The only exception is when they don’t wish to be called by gender-specific pronouns.

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    0 points CannonFoddererer

    Why do people disagree with you, bro?

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    3 points Iekenrai

    Because most people don't just use "they" as one of their pronouns. Using "they" after finding out someone's pronouns (and they don't use "they") is a form of misgendering and often done to trans people

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    1 points Vigil_Zero

    What are you on about? I’m referring to people who use sex-specific pronouns and clarify “they” to also be of their pronouns.

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    1 points Iekenrai

    Yeah, that is what this is about, and the need to clarify is because most people aren't fine with being called "they" after telling someone their pronouns don't include they/them, you were suggesting everyone uses it by default.

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    1 points Vigil_Zero

    Everyone DOES use it by default. For the love of god, please attend school. If you’re in an English-speaking country you’ll learn this in class.

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    2 points Iekenrai

    They do not? Someone who uses she/her does not also use "they/them" and it would be insulting to call her that after finding out her correct pronouns

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    1 points Livid-Ad13

    Certainly, I use they a lot. I believe the person you are talking to is saying that when someone finds out someone is transgender etc. the person will make a point of calling the transgender person ‘they’, instead of she or he e

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    1 points CannonFoddererer

    Brother, "they'' in most context is referring to someone; everyone is a they, because "they'' is not specific, it's vague.

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    1 points Iekenrai

    Exactly; so it's not usually/always someone's specific pronouns, only what you use when you don't know someone's gender, hence the need to clarify that they use it otherwise too

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    1 points CannonFoddererer

    But using " they " to refer to someone is just a given, no need to clarify.

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    1 points Iekenrai

    I mean, if you don't know their gender, but if you know their pronouns and those don't include "they", that's a form of misgendering, hence the clarification that this person does want to be called they when referred to specifically.

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    -1 points No_Scale5144

    You cut off the part of the sentence that explained what specifically he minds. He generally doesn’t mind using mixed pronouns, but he finds a specific case annoying.

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    3 points scrufflor_d

    ok good to know i guess

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    -6 points Vigil_Zero

    Happy to be part of the sharing circle.

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    0 points Demonkingt

    they isn't grammatically correct if you know someone wants to use she or he and you're purposefully calling them they randomly. also really odd you're offended by they but go on to say you use they normally but how dare someone prefer it.

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    1 points Vigil_Zero

    Are you truly this ignorant and uneducated that you think the pronouns “they/them” only apply when people feel like being called it? That’s now how it works. This is basic English.

    Not only that, but I NEVER claimed that I’d be unwilling to call someone by their preferred pronouns. Read before you rant.

    That’s not how it works. This is basic grammar. You see a person across the street and you want to refer to them, you’d typically say “they are across the street”.

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  • 2 points grilly1986

    There's a generation that can get another 40 years out of this joke.

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  • 3 points Instant_User731

    https://preview.redd.it/lkwx6ksc1x6g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00a92e792793608208c5888a0f0fb065fa18da6a

    Of course its ai

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  • 0 points LaCiel_W

    Ai slop.

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  • 2 points PerfectCaregiver5339

    John looks chill asf, I'd hang out with them ngl

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  • 1 points HeretekMagos_11

    John shit in the seaweed at a Chinese resturaunt. It's why we don't talk to him anymore

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  • 1 points kittykatchan08

    on a whim, does anyone else here realize that the picture is A.I.?

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  • 1 points Bitter-Champion-4528

    of course its ai

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  • 1 points Coffee-cartoons

    I’m so deeply confused

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  • 1 points PianoMiddle346

    Haha spot on

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  • 1 points ConnectAdvantage

    Perfection

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  • 1 points NagitoKomaeda_987

    I go by whatever so…

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    1 points Cytro2

    Hello whatever, I'm dad

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  • 1 points FemboyTokatlayan

    Who/ Cares

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  • 1 points _ParanoidPenguin_

    And to no one's surprise, the guy on the right has no real friends. (Or anyone who likes him for that matter)

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    3 points darklightx117

    He have me since he my bro in gaming /s

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  • 1 points whitepowerranger95

    Good.

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  • 1 points RickishTheSatanist

    His name is Fuck Off, John.

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  • 1 points MachineGunMonkey2048

    John Woke

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  • 1 points Accurate_Tip_5230

    I swear to God this is actually ai

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  • 2 points MichaelAutism

    ew, ai

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  • -3 points crumpledfilth

    his words say his pronouns are 'he/they'

    his actions say his pronouns are 'my'

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  • -64 points Skibidi_67_Rizzler

    I'm not such a raging malignant narcissist to think that the English language needs to change to satisfy me or my own world view.

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    41 points lobstersonskateboard

    Me when I'm ragebaiting

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    11 points Greg-Abbott

    It's a troll. Username+10 day old acct

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    -1 points Skibidi_67_Rizzler

    Before you ask. I make the cupcakes out of meatloaf

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    22 points lit-grit

    2.5/10 bait

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    7 points ClutterBugTom

    I’m going to touch you

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    1 points Illustrious_Neat2472

    Who invited Trump on reddit?

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    6 points Jtad_the_Artguy

    https://preview.redd.it/7p8yr2343u6g1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29741aa6c13bb4abbf8eb60f8bf526e7f8f3a171

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    5 points shiny_xnaut

    inflates you making you big and round

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    2 points Livid-Ad13

    Unique threat spotted

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    9 points Fuddruckerer

    its ok to admit you didnt do well in elementary-level English classes:/

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    5 points Historical_Fly515

    i am not a raging malignant narcissist to think that an appropriate response to a simple greeting is "fuck off" because they dared use pronouns in their introduction.

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    -2 points Skibidi_67_Rizzler

    Doubt

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    7 points SNTCTN

    Ok

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    5 points StupidGirlIdiotFuck

    What????

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    3 points Independent-Sky1675

    You good?

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    5 points Talisign

    Are you sure about that, Mr Rizzler?

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    -9 points Skibidi_67_Rizzler

    Rizz-elation 4:20

    I am The Alpha and The Sigma 

    The Chud and The Chad

    I will shill onto him who is Thirsty AF

    The Gamer-Girl bathwater of life

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