I had my gallbladder taken out a few months back, and I was “backlogged” (I use that term because I wasn’t in pain…well, not from the lack of BMs) for almost as many days. Surgery was done on a Saturday morning and I didn’t poop until Monday.
What? I thought the only reason why no one is saying how stupid this looks is because it's a "joke" and it's not meant to be taken seriously. This isn't true by any stretch. Your rear end is a long tube all the way to your stomach and nothing can be sideways in a tube shape.
Well for starters you have an anatomical view that is absolutely without a shadow of a doubt incorrect. This "man's" butthole works like a piggy bank. That alone is actually quiet funny.
To question if turds have an angle, we'd need medical knowledge to know if compacted or hardened stools can do this.
If people laugh at it, I'd argue it's funny. But I am just saying, you have 19.2k data points that argue against your position.
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Cause constipation is relatable I guess
Exactly this. We have all been there.
I once held it for 4 days idk how i didnt become constipated
I had my gallbladder taken out a few months back, and I was “backlogged” (I use that term because I wasn’t in pain…well, not from the lack of BMs) for almost as many days. Surgery was done on a Saturday morning and I didn’t poop until Monday.
I relate to this
I still hate this meme
This is like one of those bad boomer comic strips. So so bad
r/badboomerhumor
woah it actually exists
i use my finger to get it out
(/s)
what makes you think any us want to know such a thing
Yeah, besides, u/biernig isn't even doing it right. That's what the poop knife is for.
That is NOT what the poop knife is for.
gosh I hate it when people spread misinformation about poop knife usage
Exactly. It's for stabbing Horus and turning him to chaos
r/suddenly40k
The knife is for the toilet.
Use a spoon for impaction.
wouldn't want to scrape your butthole with the rusty sharp part of the knife, trust me, it hurts
Goddamn it. I forgot about that.
So that's how YOU use it.....
r/peoplewhogiveashit
r/wooosh
Can I use your finger?
Only on Tuesdays
Hot... wait, no, I mean gross... no, wait...
Why am I the way I am?
I imagine if you get constipated enough, I've heard stories from the Vietnam war, you could use a corkscrew
I’ve used chopsticks with great success. After weeks of constipation the poos develop an almost dry, soil like texture.
I legit tried that like a week ago, and it worked surprisingly well. Just have some toilet paper in your other hand to wipe your finger off
A rubber glove is good too
Real
damn i see this today as i considered going to the emergency room bcs of that lmao
Its not funny but its true
It’s not even true though like this anatomy is not accurate. I guess it’s true to what it feels like… I wouldn’t know
This is what it what it feels like, so yeah
What? I thought the only reason why no one is saying how stupid this looks is because it's a "joke" and it's not meant to be taken seriously. This isn't true by any stretch. Your rear end is a long tube all the way to your stomach and nothing can be sideways in a tube shape.
No shit sherlock, i meant it feels like this
Poor choice of words xD
Or was it perfect?
Constipation feels like "why won't it come out"
How insightful
You guys really need more fibre
Fibre can also cause this
Yeah TOO much of it, which is pretty dang hard to get
Relatable shit
People go through a "poop is funny" phase. You likely remember yours. Most of Reddit is still that age.
Every form of comedy even the most childish medium can have an amazing joke, it all depends on the creativity and charisma.
because it’s real
Cause it's funny
I’m convinced there is massive overlap between this sub and being on the spectrum
this is r/comedyheaven
Read it in mortys voice from rick and morty, and as stupid as it seems.... it actually made me smile. Lol
reddit humor
Fun fact: the same thing sometimes happens during dog birth and you have to manually realign the puppy
did you expect something actually funny in r/funny?
I want to unsee this.
It’s relatable, just not really funny
Some of empathise with your incomprehension of humour.
It’s not that bad but don’t be mistaken, it’s very dumb lol
Well for starters you have an anatomical view that is absolutely without a shadow of a doubt incorrect. This "man's" butthole works like a piggy bank. That alone is actually quiet funny.
To question if turds have an angle, we'd need medical knowledge to know if compacted or hardened stools can do this.
If people laugh at it, I'd argue it's funny. But I am just saying, you have 19.2k data points that argue against your position.
The punchline is the juxtaposition between the poo being calm and the pooer shouting desperately.
I'm more concerned about the fact he seems to have two asses instead of hands.
yeah this shit stinks
Tht sucks like shiii
Dead Internet innit
Because boomers browse Reddit a lot more often than we think.
I have the feeling I need to shit but I don't actually have anything to... shit.
Most redditors have bad immature not socialized type of humor
i thought it was funny, the first guy is so distraught
Big ups liquid richard
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Now this is Gumwaa
Hopefully bots
Bots
It actually made me laugh