it’s like we’ve never seen women do yoga 😱
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  • 307 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    74 points ferocity_mule366

    this meme is the biggest telling that they never do exercise

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    6 points RicksSzechuanSauce1

    The meme has nothing to do with exercise

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    16 points im_not_sasquatch

    Yoga is a form of exercise.

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    0 points RicksSzechuanSauce1

    Yoga poses aren't the point of the meme

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    6 points ferocity_mule366

    search for cat cow pose, the two women are doing each of the positions of that pose.

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    3 points Description-Due

    It literally is

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    0 points Dangerous-Present-94

    This meme isn't about Yoga poses. Are they doing Yoga 'yes' The mean is sex related. I.e. Two types of woman in regards to Doggy style. One arches the back and makes the booty pop is 'pro' The other not so much.

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    2 points BookOfTea

    90% there. For most women, the 'cat' pose (back arched up) hits all the right spots internally. 'Cow ' pose with the "booty pop" looks sexier, but usually doesn't feel as good. The joke is that dating women are trying to impress their partner, married women are enjoying themselves.

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    25 points DefaultUsername-_-

    Trash can be treasure. Trash is recyclable. Garbage can be put together in some way or the other and be used again.

    r/funnymemes is just cancer and rabies.

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    1 points IHSV1855

    It really is

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    1 points JadeMarco

    Might be, but this sub is a junkyard full of humourless butthurts 😅

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    3 points PrettySaltyGuy

    You find this shit funny ?

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    -1 points JadeMarco

    Not all that much, but I also have better things to do than bitch about it on reddit. It's not vulgar, it's not offensive, if you don't find it funny just don't mind it...

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    5 points PrettySaltyGuy

    Yes it’s vulgar and yes it’s sexist. wtf are you saying

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    0 points JadeMarco

    Name checks out.

    It's not using any profane language or depicting any sexually explicit imagery, thus it is by definition not vulgar.

    The "joke" is that some women are better at sex than others. You may disagree with that, but there is nothing sexist about it.

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    -2 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    4 points anonymity_is_bliss

    Weird how it's always people with accounts less than a year old saying this.

    Because no, that's not what the sub was for until a bunch of low-effort karma-farmers decided very recently to start posting screenshots of the Reddit mobile app. It used to be posting nonsense posts from Facebook like bad boomer comics, funwaa comics, weed bro, etc.

    It wasn't for whatever the fuck it's turned into now.

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  • 201 points PandaStudio1413

    Those are two different poses…

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    80 points actualladyaurora

    It literally just looks like the girl in grey is still doing the previous pose a bit later than the rest of the group.

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    57 points twerk4data

    They're doing cat cows, you arch your back up and down to alleviate tension in the shoulders. So both women in this photo are doing both poses.

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    15 points actualladyaurora

    Yeah, you can see people in various stages in the surroundings, the grey tank top is just going at a different pace.

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    4 points DodgerWalker

    More specifically, the woman in the gray shirt is currently in the cat position while the one in the blue shirt is in the cow position. But yes, the standard exercise is to switch back and forth between cat and cow, hence the name cat cows.

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    3 points leylin_farlin

    Alleviate tension in the shoulders? That sound useful ngl, does it relieve it efficiently?

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    -56 points Big-Entertainer3954

    This joke, however bad it may be, has nothing to do with yoga. The fact that those are two legitimate poses is completely irrelevant to the joke.

    Yoga just happens to be one of the few situations where you get two or more people at the same time showcasing a funny little quirk of sexual attraction towards women. Lordosis is a hell of a drug. That's the joke.

    Again if you don't like the joke, fine, but the joke has nothing to do with yoga.

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    25 points Carpet-Background

    The yoga defender.

    No one was making fun of yoga btw. All they said that was that those are 2 different poses, and therefore its not about "the type of woman"

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  • 150 points le_aerius

    women who do cat and women who do cow???

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    61 points nonsensicalsite

    DO NOT THE CAT

    DO NOT THE COW

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    -89 points DownwardNova

    the amature and the beast 😂

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    49 points le_aerius

    they are two different positions.

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    -18 points Cute_Passenger4624

    I feel like username DownwardNova was making a funny

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    14 points le_aerius

    Did you just create a new account to defend yourself lol.

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    -7 points Cute_Passenger4624

    Yes. I made an account one month ago to defend myself now in a twisted game of 4d reddit chess.

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    3 points le_aerius

    Nice . All chess is 4d though. sooooo

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    0 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    5 points BroMan001

    Weirdo

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  • 42 points marl11

    They really topped it of with a "my wife is a bitch" boomer joke

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    1 points Aendrinastor

    "Women like sex until they are married"

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  • 49 points tinfoilsheild

    All in favor of banishing r/funnymemes to iFunny, say "aye".

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    7 points gigglyGonzalez

    Is ifunny even around still?

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    2 points JoelWarlock

    Yeah but they banned the edgy humor old iFunny had so it’s pretty much dead

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    2 points Acceptable-Earth3007

    Aye aye aye aye aye

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    1 points Present_Discount7709

    Takes more effort to go to a sub to specifically share it to complain about its existence than it does to ignore it. Sub is aptly named, yall are just angry people lmao

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  • 52 points Acceptable-Earth3007

    Why do people hate marriage so much

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    32 points Hekinsieden

    because they are miserable, damaged, and dysfunctional.

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    12 points lovedinaglassbox

    Because they don't take the time to get to know each other and/or lie who they are and what they want because when they feel lonely, they think anyone is better than no one.

    And then they start to resent each other because they have nothing in common. They only settled for each other and of course you don't want to have sex with someone you don't like inside and/or out.

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    2 points ImprovementPutrid441

    Don’t forget that we love the bickering couple as a trope and so lots of folks have no healthy models of loving partners. Just a million one liners delivered in a living room with no audience.

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    10 points Dangerous-Weekend479

    Because wife bad.

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    8 points iamblankenstein

    it's such a dumb trope. i love my wife. she's my best friend and she's awesome.

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    2 points Lopsided-Head4170

    They married for some reason other than "I love this person and want to spend the rest of my life with them"

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    1 points BoltreaverEX

    Its valid to hate marriage, its not for everyone and knowing what you like or dont like can save both you and other people a lot of time and suffering

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  • 60 points Loose-Actuary-1928

    There’s 1 kind of women there called women

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    26 points Windmill_flowers

    There’s 1 kind of women there called women

    There's 3 kinds of [they're, their, there]

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    6 points BrosefDudeson

    I think there's approx. five kinds of women. But that's outweighed by the seven kinds of men

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    5 points Hekinsieden

    This sounds very interesting, do you have something I can read about this or discuss it?

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    2 points JugemJugem1

    So I i dislike one I dislike all? 🐌

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    5 points ausernameidk_

    True

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    -5 points SEXTINGBOT

    i strongly believe we come from men and no men and it just got lost in translation and since then we have women !

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • 48 points HumanContinuity

    Whoever took this photo is a creep

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    12 points Acceptable-Earth3007

    It's a yoga class so it's probably (hopefully) from the website

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    3 points qwertyuijhbvgfrde45

    Not necessarily, could be promotional material

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    -2 points HumanContinuity

    Ok, in that case, whoever cropped the photo is a creep

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  • 31 points Beautiful_Form_5691

    r/misogynymemes

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    6 points stupiddumbcat

    I've decided to make this an actual subreddit

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    1 points sweatyhugzz

    it’s just gonna attract useless incels who think it’s a safe space😭

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    -1 points JadeMarco

    What exactly is misogynous about it?

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  • 13 points Hekinsieden

    "Only reason to bend over is sex, they must be practicing hurr hurr hurr!" -A Big Dummy

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  • 10 points FIyingTurtleBob

    It is just gross to take creep shots of people without their consent. And then uploading it. Yikes, people are gross

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  • 15 points Sufferer-Of-Cheese

    Sed funny get it lol sex yay

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  • 3 points FitReaction1072

    This is a mobility exercise and you do both of the movements.

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  • 5 points SuddenlyCake

    I HATE MY WIFE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • 5 points two_star_daydream

    Gril??? SEX!!!1!!1!

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  • 7 points SnooJokes4557

    Not the funniest joke

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  • 11 points halfasleep90

    Are you saying there are more than 2 types?

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    -18 points Ok_Funny_07

    no

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  • 7 points void_method

    Gosh I don't know what this is about folks, maybe one day when I'm older.

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  • 9 points kaiserspike

    This shit.

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  • 6 points _Deedee_Megadoodoo_

    Fat bad skinny good

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    0 points Top_Court_347

    none of them are skinny

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    0 points _Deedee_Megadoodoo_

    Lol you have dysmorphia of some sort, the blue girl is skinny.

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    0 points Top_Court_347

    she just has a regular healthy body. skinny is more, well, skinny than that

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    1 points 3galitarian

    no it’s not lol. her body is objectively skinny. you don’t even know if her body is healthy

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  • 2 points Financial-Spray5902

    Not funny tbh. But, damn

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  • 1 points Nole19

    I found that joke pretty funny

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    1 points Far_Disaster_8321

    i’m sure you did freak lmfao

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  • 1 points sandwich_crusts

    And neither of them will do that for OOP

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    1 points Far_Disaster_8321

    who is oop? and if you mean op i’m a straight woman, so.. um no

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  • 1 points ValerieIsScary

    Those are two different poses; cat and cow. Her back is meant to be hunched like that.

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  • 1 points Kooky-Task-7582

    Yes, this is the first time I'm seeing one do yoga, or if I remember

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  • 1 points Relative_Craft_358

    Not sure if everyone is just missing the joke or just has a stick up their bum but I've for really met actual women who do the "cow pose" for sex and think it's so unsexy 😂

    Wouldn't be any different than if it was a meme of a dude dragging a heavy box and another dude able to pick it up and hold it close titled "two types of men." Some of y'all just want to be mad so you can spout the same hate you're "against" smh 😔

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    1 points Howtheturnrables

    Yeah this meme went way over everyone’s head in this thread lol

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  • 1 points Negotiation-Narrow

    The joke isn't about yoga at all.

    Petition to rename this sub to r/virgins

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  • 1 points BoltreaverEX

    where are the r/memesopdidntlike people now? i thought they loved to defend trash like this

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  • -1 points Lopsided-Head4170

    People in this sub would rather cry about a meme than laugh or even better move on with their lives.

    What a sad miserable existence

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    1 points Far_Disaster_8321

    it’s my opinion like it’s yours, move on

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    0 points sweatyhugzz

    as if the oop isn’t complaining about married women

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  • -7 points GioDDDD

    Ass 😍

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    0 points sweatyhugzz

    porn rotted brain

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  • -34 points Door_Holder2

    Once they get married, they stop taking care of themselves and their man. I think that's what he is trying to say, and it's not far from reality.

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    38 points BrosefDudeson

    I'm willing to bet that more dudes let themselves go after marriage than women

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    1 points Ladybugeater69

    It's always funny how men and women hit the gym after a breakup, like, why the fuck didn't you do it for your partner but now want to do it to find somebody new.

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    -8 points Hekinsieden

    50/50 responsibility to always keep your partner alive and focused, fueled and nourished by love.

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    11 points BrosefDudeson

    What fucking ai model did you use to write this??

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    15 points KGarveth

    Are men actually little boys who cant take care of themselves? You need a woman to feed you and clean after you because you cant?

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    -12 points Door_Holder2

    Someone is triggered and unloved in his life.

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    13 points wilHoneybadger

    And that's you.

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    -7 points Door_Holder2

    So nowadays analyzing human psychology is toxic? I don't think I'm the toxic one.

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    8 points wilHoneybadger

    The issue is that a marriage is not a competition of blaming the other. If your woman gains weight from pregnancy and you complain about it it's you being ignorant of how pregnancy affects the body and having your priorities twisted up. But let's say it's not from pregnancy. It's your wife gained some weight. Ok so ? Do you always doll up for your wife ? Are you impeccable and not balding ? Do you shower daily, always perfumed, always fit and in shape for your wife ? Let's say again you are. You're having an issue with your wife, that's your soulmate. That's your lifetime partner. Do you really think whining and complaining is the way to go instead of having a serious conversation with her ? Why not find out a way to solve the problem together ? Why do we feel the need to bash people over such a minor thing ? Is that really love ? If you don't trust she's reasonable enough to understand and meet you halfway why even be with her ? It's all so silly. If marriage is so bad and you don't like it, no one's forcing you. This is where your mentality is toxic and immature.

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    2 points Door_Holder2

    You are jumping to conclusions, I just did an observation. Maybe a bit of complain, but that doesn't mean that I will not have a serious conversation if that time comes.

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    10 points wilHoneybadger

    Also on top of what you said the meme is just awful. Women are sexualised for basically existing, can't do anything without someone thirsting for our bodies. Let me exist in peace fucker, leave me the fuck alone. It's tiring as fuck. Not to mention how much sexual harassment this mentality encourages.

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    1 points Door_Holder2

    Awful because women are sexualised? That's nature, that's how humanity survived until now, without the sexual urge men would find better things to do and humanity wouldn't continue. Trying to shame, and suppress men's basic instincts and needs is just as oppressive as men trying to stop women from sexualising themselves.

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    2 points Iggy_Kappa

    Trying to shame, and suppress men's basic instincts and needs is oppressive

    r/PersecutionFetish

    You know what we call those unable to control their instincts? Animals. Anyway as a man I'd rather you not equate me to those, as well as my "basic needs" to your sex addiction.

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    1 points Measurement_Scary

    I wish I had an award to give you, you summed up my thoughts perfectly. We need more men like you istfg

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    22 points Measurement_Scary

    I feel bad for any woman in your vicinity

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    -19 points Door_Holder2

    Why? Did I say something wrong? Exactly that thing happened to a coworker of mine. I think you are jumping to conclusions.

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    9 points Hekinsieden

    Your partner is supposed to be your partner, not a temporary country you make a peace treaty with before dropping a nuke on them when they step out of line.

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    1 points PuceTerror89

    If you truly care about each other, you should care if the other person continues to find you attractive. Physical attractiveness is an important part of a relationship. I’ve seen both men and women stop caring about this just because they think they secured the other person. Relationships are meant to serve each other, not yourselves. This is the point u/Door_Holder2 is trying to make.

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    3 points Hekinsieden

    I agree but I think people have strange and unrealistic ideas and expectations for other human beings and their flawed mental states and nervous systems.

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    -2 points Door_Holder2

    I think I understand your comparison to a point, but when did I say anything about nuking them when they changed?

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    6 points Hekinsieden

    Not that you said that, but I've noticed some really toxic resentments that ferment over time between married couples. It becomes radioactive and you can just FEEL the tension between them.
    How could a man ever justify striking his wife in anger? Not in self-defense but in outward anger towards her.
    It's a volatile marriage instead of a stable one.

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    3 points ThrowRAboredinAZ77

    Has that been your experience? Did your wife stop taking care of herself and you? Did you get divorced, or are you still in a sad, sexless marriage?

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    0 points Door_Holder2

    None of the above, my coworker was complaining about his wife. And it makes sense, and that's not only with relationships. Once we take something or someone for granted, we lose interest or stop appreciate them like before.

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    6 points ThrowRAboredinAZ77

    So you're basing all women on your co-worker's complaints about his wife?

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    1 points Door_Holder2

    Sure, by "we", I meant all women, definitely not "we" as humans.

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    4 points ThrowRAboredinAZ77

    Don't you think that's a little narrow-minded of you- to base an entire sex of people on the rantings of your coworker?

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    2 points Door_Holder2

    It was sarcasm

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    2 points sweatyhugzz

    what a stupid generalization. You sexists love to throw any rationality out the window if it means you get to dog on women all day.

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  • -1 points NoMembership6376

    Looking at the rate that marriage is dropping, and the divorce rates lately...it kinda tracks NGL

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  • -39 points xavPa-64

    /r/memesopdidnotlike

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    1 points Far_Disaster_8321

    whatever, i hate that sub anyway 🤷🏻‍♀️

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    1 points xavPa-64

    Yeah I bet

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    1 points sweatyhugzz

    thank you for announcing to the world that you’re a bitter incel

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  • -8 points ConnectAdvantage

    The joke is women let themselves go when married, I don't see anyone mocking them though. Edit:I forgot to say the joke can also work for men too so it isn't just a woman sided joke.

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    4 points nIcE2949

    May no person find someone like you

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    1 points ConnectAdvantage

    Don't worry about that I'm plenty loved and not just liked Edit: I can't believe how much you don't like me for explaining a joke to you, I'll cry to my daughter about this one.

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    2 points Far_Disaster_8321

    your poor daughter, you probably don’t let her be friends with the other gender

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    2 points ConnectAdvantage

    I don't stop her from playing with anyone she wants to play with. Showing prejudice against me for no reason here. What's next will you say that I stop her from playing with things that are coloured blue or I stop her from playing with cars. Which I don't do just to say.

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  • -47 points whit9-9

    I mean is it that wrong or unfunny? I mean what other ways do women or even men for that matter position themselves that way.

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    15 points Bhazor

    Ewwwww

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    19 points Wolf_ZBB_2005

    It’s defining women by their sexuality, and implying one way is good and the other is bad. Once again, the issue is dehumanization. If you want a more blatant example why this is shit, there are shirts on the back of which says, basically, “Taylor Swift makes music for white women who have sex like this,” this being a silhouette of a woman doing the same “pose” as she in the gray tank-top.

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    8 points plantqueen

    also the cow pose during sex is 100% for the male gaze, not everyone finds it comfortable and it can even be painful doing it like that. i hate everything about this meme lol

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    1 points Flar71

    This is literally just cat and cow yoga poses, it's to stretch your back

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    1 points whit9-9

    Well i didnt know that before.

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    -15 points New_Construction_111

    The position of the blue shirt women provides better back and skeletal support. It also helps stretch the muscles and apply pressure to it for a soothing effect. Hers is slightly exaggerated but it’s better than the grey shirt’s position.

    Your spine is not supposed to be in the position of the grey shirt woman. It causes stress on it.

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    20 points BrosefDudeson

    Grey shirt is doing the same damn exercise at a different point. Take another pic 3 seconds afterwards and the roles are reversed. Source: I do this very simple yoga exercise 3 times a week.

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    -12 points New_Construction_111

    The original comment was making a snarky statement about that one position in the photo. I was replying with why that specific position is being done. What I said is true. Even if you’re not doing yoga, the blue shirt position is better for your back.

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    13 points BrosefDudeson

    But you're missing half the point. Which is the other motion of that exercise. It's bad for your back if you dont balance it out with what grey shirt is doing

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    -2 points New_Construction_111

    The point was to call out the original comment for implying that this particular position is only done for sexual reasons.

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    3 points BrosefDudeson

    Fair enough.

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  • -45 points Inevitable_Gain8296

    What's the source for this image

    Edit: oh what you think you're better than me?

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    16 points SexySquidward42069

    Yes

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    14 points nonsensicalsite

    What lol

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    16 points emptyevessel

    Shut up Mosby

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    0 points Far_Disaster_8321

    death

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    1 points Inevitable_Gain8296

    Let's see paul Allen's reddit saved tab

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  • -24 points 3galitarian

    one has lordosis and the other one doesn’t

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    16 points BrendanAS

    One's on inhale and one's on exhale.

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