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  • 510 points MsCompy

    I know this artist he made the guy celebrating in like 4th place one

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    161 points BeduinZPouste

    Wait what? That one is actually funny, 80% of this guys work are just ragebaits. 

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    59 points Vamosity-Cosmic

    U cant land every joke

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    26 points xGhostBoyx

    I don't think his work is meant to be ragebait, it's more just absurdist, a lot of his with us cropped and taken out of context when you see it used in random places on Reddit 

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  • 242 points Prestigious-Judge563

    Thats like, incredibly dangerous. The glass could shatter. She shouldn't be doing that.

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    44 points Honestonus

    1 guy 1 jar?

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    14 points Odd_Protection7738

    One man one screwdriver

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    1 points Terra_117

    One man, one lightbulb.

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    1 points Front_Cat9471

    And one plastic my little pony figure

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    58 points Repulsive_Cucumber77

    And that’s why you’ll never get married 😉

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    2 points leylin_farlin

    Bro, your comment succeed at ragebaiting me, specially with that wink emoji

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    14 points wowwroms

    ok rotoscope guy from smiling friends

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    3 points IAmNewTrust

    r/superseriousfamilyguy type comment

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    2 points Lorddenoche1

    Reminds me of an old video

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    1 points ControlNervous283

    It just confirms her skills 

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    1 points AnonymousUser132

    It is has a solid moral, you have to take risks to get what you want.

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    -5 points Shot-Data4168

    My first thought. This would have led to death, since the walls of the glass are very thin and it would have cracked into large pieces, which would have cut the esophagus and led to death (since the esophagus would have spasmed and been cut by sharp pieces more and more)

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    5 points ShortStuff2996

    Luckly it was just a drawing, and none of the charcters used were harmed.

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    4 points BrintellixConcerta

    Source?

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  • 215 points DaniFoxglove

    I don't need a person who can do that. By, like, a wide margin.

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    68 points SylvaraTheDev

    r/suicidebywords

    Pretty rough.

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    37 points DaniFoxglove

    I'm an honest lady. I'm also not bothered by being entirely average.

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    10 points SylvaraTheDev

    Wow, you have my respect. :)

    I love me some honesty.

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    6 points Vamosity-Cosmic

    Ok calm down

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    3 points Claim_Zealousideal

    Maybe a shot glass ??

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    -3 points giant_anaconda

    Are you a man?

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    1 points JzaTiger

    So there's this thing called being trans

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  • 73 points MsCompy

    This is funny actually

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  • 42 points Sad_Variety590

    I'm not thrilled by smokers either.

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    10 points _Nedak_

    Fr that's the only thing I was thinking about. Blowing smoke in peoples faces is nasty. Guy chose correctly.

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  • 80 points SkubEnjoyer

    My god you people will really complain about any sex joke

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    20 points Less-Sleep-7791

    During my childhood, we praised the sex like it was unreal, and any sex joke was worth a million regular ones

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    1 points existential_antelope

    Nah, this one is just hacky and not funny

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    -20 points plutowoodo_

    as long as its unfunny

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    28 points Kifton_

    Its pretty funny

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  • 122 points fourteenyearsoldgirl

    The joke is that he married someone ugly, which is funny because ugly people don’t deserve love 😂

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    175 points Icy_Measurement_1231

    It’s a blow job joke

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    60 points BedSpreadMD

    He came because of a blowjob, he stayed because she's a freak between the sheets.

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    17 points dTrecii

    A modern day Romeo and Juliet love story

    🍺

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    8 points HumanContinuity

    He came

    He sure did

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    3 points BedSpreadMD

    Caught that pun huh? Lol

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    25 points SuddenlyCake

    It's both

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    15 points advo_k_at

    there’s a third joke, which is the irony of the less attractive friend who is used by the more attractive friend as a means of making herself look better, losing out because of mere carnal desire

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    4 points Yoyle0340

    That was the actual punchline? I feel stupid now ._.

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    1 points Negotiation-Narrow

    It's okay to be a virgin when you're 17 bro, don't worry about it. If you were a bit older, it'd be really weird, though. 

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    10 points doc_witt

    Got it. Ugly people don't deserve blow jobs.

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    9 points MeepingMeep99

    Rude >:(

    If anyone needs me, I'll be crying in the corner

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    14 points SovietFemboy

    Come here bro, I’ll suck you off

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    10 points MeepingMeep99

    Only if I can buy you roses bbg

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    10 points SovietFemboy

    Okay, but I’m paying for dinner <3

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    7 points MeepingMeep99

    Well damn, I'm blushing over here

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    5 points Guardian-836

    A true friendship

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    5 points SovietFemboy

    If you and your homies don’t suck each other off, are you even really friends?

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    5 points HeartOfGoldTears

    No, no, I think it’s saying ugly people give the best blowjobs

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    14 points Special-Trainer7777

    The ugly person gave the blow job though. Try again

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    2 points Appropriate_Ad8734

    he was being sarcastic

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    1 points fourteenyearsoldgirl

    Omg I can’t believe I didn’t got it 🤦‍♀️ need to make my mind dirtier lmao

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    10 points johnny_51N5

    I mean you are just 14...

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    1 points Thin_General_8594

    No it isn't /s

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    6 points ArtisticallyRegarded

    Actually the joke is that they do deserve love because blowjobs

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    17 points Hoopaboi

    No. You are purposely being obtuse.

    The meme is a form of misdirection. You expect the more attractive person to get married, but because the other one is better at sex (shown in an absurd way as well) she's the one who wins him over instead

    That's it.

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    -9 points fourteenyearsoldgirl

    Yeah I didn’t got it was a blowjob joke at first, that’s fair. My interpretation still is valid tho.

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    2 points _ZBread

    No

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    0 points Negotiation-Narrow

    No it's not 

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    4 points howzthis4ausername

    Looks fade,skills are forever

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    2 points lovedinaglassbox

    No, only people who have dicks or suck dicks deserve love because nothing else matters.

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    0 points Shot-Data4168

    Being ugly is worse than being a genocidal maniac.

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    -3 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    8 points fourteenyearsoldgirl

    He married her because she can completely shove a glass on her throat with no gag reflex, which means she gives good blowjobs

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    2 points uuio9

    Yeah makes sense now

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  • 7 points Unionsocialist

    Haha sex

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  • 32 points baa410

    This is hilarious yall gotta stop with this holier than thou shit

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    19 points jimmy_timmy_

    I think they just see things like this and think "this would probably upset people so i could post it on comedycemetary for easy upvotes"

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  • 3 points NoBeautiful4618

    IT'S SEX ! THE JOKE IS SEX ! DO YOU GET IT ??? THE JOKE. IS. SEEEEEEEEEEEEX. LAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

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  • 2 points IAmNewTrust

    holy hell you guys have no sense of humor

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  • 11 points Tivnov

    r/memesopdidnotlike

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    26 points MsCompy

    That sub is a right wing cesspool

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    20 points Tivnov

    oops. Point stands

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    6 points Hoopaboi

    r/memesMsCompydidnotlike

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    17 points MsCompy

    I will piss on you

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    2 points justsomechickyo

    Drip drip drip.......

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    1 points DaMemelyWizard

    :(

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    2 points Objective-Corgi-3527

    R/MsCompysThatHoopaboididnotlike

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  • 2 points Accomplished-Gain319

    That's enough Reddit for today.

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  • 3 points IseyV

    Haha men like sex and blowjob this i find funny ooga boga

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  • 2 points Choice-Molasses3571

    Well, I'll surely have this in my r/memesopdidnotlike feed in no time.

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  • 1 points Terrible_Day1991

    Guess now I know why so many social media girls are accepting to pose and dance with obviously hotter friends and let them pose in the foreground without getting annoyed: they know they have other better skills. Lol

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  • 1 points No_Wrongdoer_34

    She's built like the spitter from L4D2 bro

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  • 1 points supperhey

    The punch line? Her throat

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  • 1 points Nobod_E

    At first I thought it was a total non-sequitur, then I thought the joke was that she got so drunk she married him

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  • 1 points Brilliant_Ad_4743

    I didn't get it at first. Then someone in the comments explained it to me. Then I understood it. Then I laughed haha. 😐

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  • 1 points Dressed_Up_4_Snu_Snu

    Dad said to always marry a blowy.

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  • 1 points getintheshinjieva

    So he married her because she has a deep throat?

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  • 1 points Personal-Tax-7439

    Lady showed up some of her skills, and apparently succeeded the real test too

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  • 1 points JzaTiger

    I agree with most of the posts here because those are gooner bullshit but this is funny

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  • 1 points msmysery

    who the fuck drink with such glass

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  • 1 points ninjawhosnot

    He actually chose her because the red dress chick smokes. ..

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  • -3 points cooperwoman

    Yes, men only care about sex and ugly women are disgusting unless they’re good at blow jobs. Hahahhaha

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