• Anyone who says “rubbed tickly parts” should be sent straight to jail.

    Straight to the guillotine

    Also “bumped uglies” ew

    Imma be honest, no idea wtf those shades are about

  • Great job on the censoring. Can't at all read both their names /s

    Smh I had the double Tommy C special, I'm working with nubbins

  • Honestly though, is dating 18 year old team girls aid? Seems like all the strongest climbers do it.

  • Maybe they're in Germany, where this is apparently acceptable, both legally and ethically.

    /uj yikes, especially the last sentence.

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    Makes me smile every time

    where does this pasta come from?

    If he told you, he could be liable for defamation.

  • There are three couples at my gym that this could be. They all practice PDA

  • we play this game with my adopted refugee harem where we're only allowed to touch each other's chalky parts

  • 28/2 + 7 > 18

    once i had a guy i was friends with at the time do this calculation to figure out that he at 19/20 could date a 16y/o. it was borderline so he had to recalculate with 16ys x months and bro was so excited when the equation said they could date i was like “you know if you have to do math to determine the acceptability of you dating someone you shouldn’t do it”

    There's another formula:

    How-many-partners × (birthyear of oldest - birthyear of youngest)....

    If you've had exactly one partner then you're allowed to date anyone over the age of 0?

    The formula is for youngsters trying to compare who is most experienced...

    Everyone knows the actual formula is: half your age plus seven less one year for every month she's been relying on your family for housing then square root the whole thing if she's a refugee

  • is rubbing tickly parts aid?

  • Half your age plus 7 dude.