I am Boo, Boo Fly. The boofly. I come from Hallownest, to be more specific from kingdom's edge. But you probably don't know where it is. How do I get a house here? I'm tired

1 points Due_Maybe_8064

"Go to Bellhart."

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1 points Chill-Fly-Cool

Yeah but I want one here. Like, here.

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1 points Jhon_the_first

`Sure, we have free housing now. u/the_kitten0404

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2 points Jhon_the_first

u/themitten0404

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1 points Jhon_the_first

u/thekitten0404

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1 points Thekitten0404

Yes we have! Just make him write his name and information and a house is given

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1 points Za-Mer

The mitten I'm dying)

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1 points Chill-Fly-Cool

Cool. Do you have something to eat? Or drink? I'm tired.

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1 points Jhon_the_first

If you have money, [directions to a restaurant]. If not, [directions to wherever the hell u/mee3ep’s glowing church is right now], they give out free food to those who can’t afford it.

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1 points mee3ep

We’re in the cradle

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1 points Chill-Fly-Cool

What is a cradle? And working is tiring so I got no money, where can I find that church? I'm tired.

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1 points mee3ep

a bileiance instance perches on your head and gives directions towards the church.

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1 points Chill-Fly-Cool

Thanks. Do you have Cheetos? Or Mountain Dew? I'm tired.

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1 points mee3ep

Might’ve mentioned it. you reach it and a bileiance clone brings some actual food, as well as the requested mountain dew and cheetos. What job do you have?

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1 points Chill-Fly-Cool

None. I'm tired. I'm good at making houses tho. I'm tired.

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1 points Aspid_Wanderer969

I actually come from Kingdom's Edge myself! Don't worry, getting settled feels pretty intimidating but the leaders here provide free housing to any citizens. To become a citizen, you just have to stay in the Citadel for about two weeks

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2 points Chill-Fly-Cool

Blah blah blah I just want a house, primal aspid. And weren't those from another place anyways? You just infested the kingdom's edge. (Ooc sorry but I imagine the booflies like one of the people who are always tired and sometimes rude. I am being rude IC, not OOC.)

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2 points Aspid_Wanderer969

Well you can't get one here unless you do what I said, so womp fucking womp

((lol I actually have the exact same headcanon, that's so funny))

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1 points Chill-Fly-Cool

Shut up, Kingdom robber. And if I can't get one, I'll build one myself. I'm tired

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1 points Aspid_Wanderer969

You aren't allowed to own land here, not even citizens are, so good luck with that.

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1 points Chill-Fly-Cool

I can do what I want, idiot. I'm tired.

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1 points Aspid_Wanderer969

Buddy, I'm on the Citadel's official congress. I can always just report you for criminal activity

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1 points Chill-Fly-Cool

Did I ever say that I cared? Cause I didn't. I'm tired.

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