This keyboard I found is Faptastic.
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  • 38 points _jordammit_

    Better a fapula than a fistula, I always say

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    3 points wizardrous

    Wouldn’t a fapula just be a fistula on your dick? Sounds worse to me!

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    3 points TuzzNation

    Fistula can grow on your anal gland. That would ruin your whole afternoon.

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    3 points wizardrous

    Yeah, I had one once, and had to get surgery. That shit sucks so much.

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    3 points TuzzNation

    My wife had it and it grew a polyp as well. She also got it removed with surgery. We spent two month of several doctor visits to finally fixed it. I never had it but I know this is the thing that you would curse your enemy with.

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  • 17 points chris_saddler

    Romanians reading that key: “Do the dick”

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  • 7 points FreshEclairs

    “I vant to…”

    Never mind.

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  • 7 points Jealous_Crazy9143

    Who tf is Count Fapula?

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    3 points RealEstateDuck

    His seat is at Bro Castle

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    2 points zimirken

    https://youtu.be/gikjUWkW-oM

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    1 points CarolOfTheHells

    This dude:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXPnH0C9UA

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  • 5 points 50t5

    Left handed and waterproof?

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  • 6 points wizardrous

    Fapula, the fapping vampire.

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  • 5 points w00ls0ckz

    'Faps Lock' button included?

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  • 4 points godsrebel

    I have a case from china the says "comecase" on it with "come" in red for whatever reason 😆

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    1 points CarolOfTheHells

    If your come is red, plz see a doctor

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  • 2 points Dan_Glebitz

    Is that the one that logs your password key presses and sends them to China 🤔😉

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  • 2 points SkeetnYou

    Who the hell keeps pushing the Fap button??? Your cleaning the mess up this time

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  • 2 points lump-

    It does look easy to clean…

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  • 1 points BrazilBazil

    That name sounds like some kind of skin lesion you’d get from fapping too much

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    2 points KeithMyArthe

    Can't come to work today, boss, my Fapulitis has flared up again.

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  • 1 points happyanathema

    Would look better on a calculator

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  • 1 points Souta95

    I might have to Havit just for the lulz

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  • 1 points OkraEmergency361

    I have a bedroom wall clock, brand name AJINA. Same company? 🤔😅

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  • 1 points monkehmolesto

    Faptastic!

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  • 1 points NekrozValkyrus

    Oh yes, the GoonStation keyboard!

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  • -2 points Lucifarai

    If your porn addiction is so unmanageable that you have to buy a case for your keyboard that announces exactly what it's for doesn't make you feel any shame but instead you proudly show it off, you can't possibly have reasonable and grounded expectations out of sex or just women in general. I think that the feeling of shame is a healthy response sometimes. Especially when it involves addiction that leads you down darker and darker roads really quickly and makes it very difficult to maintain a lasting relationship.

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    6 points pcengine

    I think it's just a poorly chosen English sounding word they used as a brand name. I highly doubt this Chinese company intended to allude to masturbation.

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