Spiderman!
  • 243 points xtreme_lol

    Spidey was like.. "so what?"

    parent
    72 points Ashamed-Teaching6837

    The mark of a true professional. The show must go on!

    parent root
    2 points DerRoteBaron2010

    Not his policy.

    parent root
    2 points Pukebox_Fandango

    Mario was like.. "YaHoo!"

    parent root
  • 143 points adognameddanzig

    That kid grew up to be the Green Goblin.

    parent
    12 points Bullrawg

    He was already a villain that’s why he set of his Peter tingle and met with da feet

    parent root
  • 57 points regular-cake

    WTF bro! You ruined my cool entrance...

    parent
  • 44 points Menifife

    That child was clearly coming at him with malicious intent. It triggered his spidey-sense.

    parent
    5 points adognameddanzig

    "He's coming right at me!"

    parent root
  • 47 points ChristianZX

    And some years later that boy wrote "The Boys"

    parent
  • 15 points DareDareCaro

    How to create a supervillain

    parent
  • 15 points Pristine_Guard_9544

    I laughed way too hard at this.

    parent
  • 10 points TheMustardisBad

    Owned

    parent
  • 25 points OreoSpeedwaggon

    r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

    parent
  • 6 points StankilyDankily666

    That was a beautiful kick lol

    parent
  • 5 points iatetoomuchchicken

    That boys parents are gonna hire Daredevil to sue the spider pants off of him

    parent
  • 2 points ALIASkNotknown

    Wish this was black suit Spidey, it’d be more accurate.

    parent
  • 2 points dutka1970

    Way better than any of the movies!

    parent
  • 2 points SandraBeechBLOCKPrnt

    Sweet Chin Music.

    parent
  • 2 points INoMakeMistake

    Dynamic entry!!!

    parent
  • 2 points bsylent

    I mean, you certainly don't go running up on Spider-Man! You gonna catch those feet

    parent
  • 2 points SpaceMamboNo5

    That kid was gonna grow up to rob a bank

    parent
  • 2 points ZaMelonZonFire

    Well, we don’t yet know whether that child is a villain or not.

    parent
  • 2 points Majesty_Underground

    Shouldn’t have been standing there!

    parent
  • 1 points Onsen1234

    Se jodio

    parent
  • 1 points stayingpositive1789

    Clean.

    parent
  • 1 points Kitten_Weasley

    Now that's a friendly neighbour!

    parent
  • 1 points lumpy999

    I think his spider sense wasn't tingling.

    parent
  • 1 points Cccookielover

    “We all got it comin’, kid.”

    parent
  • 1 points Mementoes121655

    The kid was a criminal in disguise

    parent
  • 1 points OutrageousRhubarb853

    Finish him!

    parent
  • 1 points Buffalo-001

    “Don’t worry, he’s my assistant, he’s part of the set”

    parent
  • 1 points [deleted]

    Future villian eliminated

    parent
  • 1 points Successful-Fee3790

    His spidey senses were say that kid was a future villain

    parent
  • 1 points calosso

    Did it better than triple X

    parent
  • 1 points Next_Ad7023

    The “look out” was perfect timing 😂

    parent
  • -12 points Tenshiijin

    That kid was yelling 6, 7 as he ran up. Now we are all glad he got kicked in the face! Could ya blame spidey?

    parent
  • Hacker News
    • Top
    • Best
    • New
    • Ask
    • Show
    • Jobs
  • beta Hugging Face
    • Posts
  • Reddit
    • r/programming
    • r/technology
    • r/science
    • r/news
    • r/gaming