You can’t yell at me! You’re a cat!
  • 646 points fistsofham11

    How dare you speak to your furry overlord like that?

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    456 points GENERAT10N_D00M

    She definitely DOES NOT have a very clean water fountain that I fill with filtered water chilled to perfection with ice cubes.

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    92 points TheModWhoShaggedMe

    That's a tough standard to maintain without being home a lot.

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    4 points GENERAT10N_D00M

    If she feels mistreated, I would be worried for my safety. She would probably smother me in my sleep. She is absolutely insane, but in a fun way.

    https://preview.redd.it/pz3h67f1u08g1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3da491f92f35f24f79fa7f5555c8dcf5484f715

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    11 points deerfawns

    Yesss I do that for my girlie too!!

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    5 points litescript

    my cat is angling for this. he used to be just fine with fresh water like 5x a day. now i’ll fill it, he’ll drink, and then i turn my back and he goes “more fresh please” like bro. sigh. he’s gonna get it.

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    22 points AbbreviationsHuman42

    Right? The disrespect!

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    3 points AbbreviationsHuman42

    Right? The disrespect!

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    -36 points JustGoodSense

    I love cats but they are not overlords. They're more like charismatic decor that dusts itself.

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    25 points CyOf1998

    Wrong. They’re overlords. They even have a statue dedicated to them in Egypt, the Sphinx. 😁

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  • 257 points Deiser

    I love that little chirp at the end right after you say you're going to give her what she wants. Like she's going "See?"

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    139 points GENERAT10N_D00M

    She knows exactly how to get what she wants. Weasel is wicked smart, very dominant, and rules over the house with an iron fist.

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    26 points samandkaseydad

    Fantastic name 👏👏

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    21 points GENERAT10N_D00M

    Some of her other aliases include Weez, weezey, and Weezily Diesely.

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    3 points samandkaseydad

    Absolutely amazing

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    22 points Luci-Noir

    “That’s right bitch!”

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  • 129 points kardsharp

    But she needs the good water!

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    17 points TobyTheArtist

    I swear, mine is just like this, and it is entirely my fault.

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    6 points CorruptedWraith109

    Yup, our cat only drinks filtered water or if absolutely desperate, bottled water. Preferably Evian! And it needs to have an ice cube in summer Maybe I wouldn't mind, but I will probably drink the tap water.

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  • 72 points Inside_Term_6900

    You can’t yell at me:

    “I can”

    So clear.

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    24 points GENERAT10N_D00M

    She yells at everyone ! People. Cats. Dogs. Birds. You name it

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  • 53 points throwawayhbgtop81

    She's parched and needs to hydrate lol

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  • 57 points santathe1

    Cat to (insolent) human.

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  • 54 points Tokijlo

    "You can't yell at me"

    Cats all the fuckin time: "Then look at my butthole. Also yes I can."

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    11 points nightowl_ADHD

    Especially when you're laying down and your cat is right on top of you, so you have no choice but to look at it lol

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  • 26 points wolv645

    She’s right, if you want to live in her house rent free she can yell at you

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  • 27 points RebaKitt3n

    https://preview.redd.it/xret96y8tl7g1.jpeg?width=1099&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cee4039e735a1eb72086727acfc4d44998dcc91

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  • 21 points nanfanpancam

    She’s not yelling that’s sweet talk.

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    17 points Luci-Noir

    Very sweet meows from a very sweet kitty. OP should be ashamed.

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  • 20 points arcaenis

    let her yell she’s so precious!

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  • 27 points Buddhadevine

    The cat is telling you to come here with the “mah ah”

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    8 points 666afternoon

    omg, the double yap - someone else noticed it! I've seen cats use it as a "welcome home" or "yay ur back!" type greeting, if you've been out of sight for a while.

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  • 8 points RoguePlanet2

    "DADDY!! I don't need to yell if you just do what I ask!! Here's a hug, now pleeese turn water on kthx."

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  • 10 points Suitable_Wonder_3285

    What an adorable sweetie! Her slow blinks 🥹

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  • 11 points Kathrynlena

    She’s not yelling. She’s asking VERY politely.

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    3 points No_Hospital_1965

    That's exactly my thought. She's being very cordial and polite.

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  • 8 points Lietenantdan

    That's why they can yell at you.

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  • 7 points bmk2k

    I have that same faucet and it absolutely sucks. The faucet head is always slouching down like that and will never stay all the way up

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    3 points GENERAT10N_D00M

    Does the handle pop off every once in a while too ?? 😂

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    4 points bmk2k

    Yup. I have to squeeze is a tiny allen wrench to try to tighten it which doesn't always work. BTW, you can fix the faucet head. Go under the sink and pull down on the input tube to pull the head into it's housing and there should be a black weight. Slide it down to lowest part of the hose. It's a terrible design because that's really only a temporary fix. Next time. I'm going to add more weight. I just have way too much stuff under the sink

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  • 7 points Derezirection

    legit me how i speak to my cat. just treat them like they're a person and i can't treat them any other way lol.

    "Princess stop yelling, you are BABY!"
    Princess: *proceeds to be louder*

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  • 7 points lskerlkse

    shes so cute

    i like how you look like youre about to revv up your faucet like a motorcycle handle

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  • 4 points Suitable_Wonder_3285

    What an adorable sweetie

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  • 5 points Serve-Routine

    Holy shit! My friends told me I was insane telling my cat he’s a cat! Thank you, sir… I feel validated

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  • 3 points hare-hound

    Meow-ow.

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  • 3 points zamio3434

    she owns you 🤭

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    13 points GENERAT10N_D00M

    She owns everything and everyone in my house. Nobody messes with Weasel. Even at 6 pounds, she’s an absolute menace who rules through fear, intimidation, and violence. Look at that scowl! Perfection.

    https://preview.redd.it/gdei1n931m7g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0aeb1635f27accf8e55a7e40a21377df25b5b945

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    9 points zamio3434

    she's simply perfect.

    and she should marry my son

    https://preview.redd.it/evwwpd0y1m7g1.jpeg?width=1732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0e5d8fee4749d817382ff310f380dc31640d586

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  • 3 points not2betakensrsly

    ZEOS!

    i recognized that voice immediately. you have been detrimental to my pocketbook.

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    2 points larryjasonmoore

    yep, I second that.

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    1 points not2betakensrsly

    Bose and Sonos are life.

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  • 3 points GormHub

    Every once in a while if my partner and I get into an actual outright argument, the second one of us raises their voice our tabby comes over and starts yelling at us. It's actually a pretty good way to keep from getting into arguments that aren't productive. But still she's a cat we're humans that's not fair.

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  • 3 points CrapoCrapo25

    Turn on the Water

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  • 3 points Waggmans

    Even worse is when your boy stands by the bathroom faucet and yowls, you go turn it on and he just runs away.😹

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  • 3 points Eazy12345678

    sounds like Z talking

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  • 3 points GreenVisorOfJustice

    "Oh that's not a yell"

    Cat elicits a WHAT?! from its owner

    "Nvm..."

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  • 2 points RoguePlanet2

    "DADDY!! I don't need to yell if you just do what I ask!! Here's a hug, now pleeese turn water on kthx."

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  • 2 points Sharp-Effective-2503

    Look at that

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  • 2 points MotherPotential

    We all know you gave her a whole BUNCH of treats after the camera stopped recording

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  • 2 points DareaW97

    I love that we all talk to our cats like this

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  • 2 points ER_Support_Plant17

    I knew instantly that the order was to turn on the faucet, but not too much just a thin line of water, and not hot.

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  • 2 points cmaj7flat5

    “I can and I will.”

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  • 1 points laundry_day_outfit

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  • 1 points kimchuuuu

    She’s such an elegant lady 🥰

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  • 1 points PrincessNorrain

    My cat shrieks at me at the top of her lungs when I enter the room...Then I say to her "Why you scream?"

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  • 1 points Gurkage

    Cat: "meow" Guy: "how dare you?"

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  • 1 points MemeMaster420XXX

    "To hell I can't Meeeeeeeooooow" The cat probably 

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  • 1 points litreofstarlight

    She is a cat, therefore she yells at you.

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  • 1 points maxportis

    r/hydrokitties

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  • 1 points supershinythings

    Yeah that didn’t work out.

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  • 1 points Calm_Reader2487

    This scene plays out in my home daily. Her favorite water source is the bathroom faucet.

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  • 1 points Kindly_Jellyfish_451

    “Yeah? Here’s my bum!”

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  • 1 points 5Fluffies

    "Can so!" 🤣

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  • 1 points Monolith0428

    Honestly the cat seems to be discussing the issue in a calm, mature manner and I didn't raise her voice once. Maybe you two should talk about this when you calm down.

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  • 1 points aweldo7

    How they get pookier when they MAD?

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  • 1 points iGotpopRoxforSox

    I can and I will 😸

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  • 1 points GentlemanPirate13

    "You can't yell at me!"

    "Heckin' watch me."

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    1 points GENERAT10N_D00M

    She is such a beast! I love her. Her aggressiveness is part of her charm.

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  • -13 points kubectlgetuser

    Animals on food prep surfaces, huh? Alright then.

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    17 points GENERAT10N_D00M

    Yes. Countertops can be cleaned. Try it sometime!

    There’s always someone like this for every Reddit post, huh?

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    -3 points kubectlgetuser

    Hey, that's great, man. I don't want contaminats on my countertops whether or not I plan on cleaning it, but you're free to live your life how you want.

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    2 points GENERAT10N_D00M

    Thank you for your thoughts, I guess.

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