You Can’t Park There, Tank
  • 127 points BeQuietAndDriveAway

    That seems expensive.

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    73 points Resident-Banana-7883

    M109 runs about 12 million

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    41 points kingtacticool

    The hull might be salvagable but that turret looks proper fucked.

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    15 points Neuvirths_Glove

    Eh, you never know. I've seen M1A2s with all kinds of damage that were refurbed and returned to service.

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    14 points kingtacticool

    Fair, but the turret ring, gun mounting and barrel are dunzo. That was a hell.of a hit.

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    3 points gnumedia

    What about the driver?

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    6 points Spork_Warrior

    Also dunzo

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    1 points AmbassadorCheap3956

    To shreds you say?

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    1 points kingtacticool

    What driver?

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    21 points SaltyInternetPirate

    The Pentagon loses 100 times that when a general sneezes. The money won't be the problem here.

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    9 points 30yearCurse

    A general sneezing is not the seen the same as when private sneezes, nor a trucking company driver going, well this seems like a good place...

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    1 points Twitter_blows

    Who says the government will lose any $$? Better start looking at the transport company…

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    2 points Life-Significance-33

    Add a couple of million to repair or replace the freight engines. That trucking company is loosing its insurance.

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    12 points Even_Kiwi_1166

    r/thatlookedexpensive

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    5 points One-Confusion-33

    Exactly what I was going to mention!

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    5 points Glad_Copy

    Don’t ignore the damage done to both locomotives. First took the impact to the front; second had the gun barrel dig into the side of it.

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    4 points Commie__Nazi

    For us, unfortunately.

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  • 70 points Odd-Bad-74

    Well that is a testament to the raw power behind trains--moved that tank out the way like it was a plaything.

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    30 points Sands43

    A locomotive is around 200 tons each. Then each car can weight up to ~100-120 tons each. This was an intermodel train, so ~30-40,000 lbs per container, two per car. So a bit lighter than something like a coal / ingot car. So around 50 tons per car, for what could be 100 cars.

    Just a little bit of inertia.

    The platform (i.e., chassis) on a locomotive is made from a top and bottom layer of 3" steel plate welded to I beams that go the full length. The front plate on the platform is around 1" thick steel.

    Source: I used to work for GE locomotive. The lead loco appears to be a GE AC4400, a model on which some of my parts still are present.

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    9 points SkyeMreddit

    Other comments say it is an M109 which weighs 26 to 40 tons depending on the variant, so the locomotive alone weighs 5-8 times as much.

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    4 points Pamander

    I appreciate the detailed explanation! I am curious how working for GE was? I just realized I have had so many of their products throughout my life but never heard much about the company themselves.

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    4 points z0mb1es

    Not how I expected tank vs train to go.

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    1 points Turbulent_Hurry4733

    The train always wins.

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    2 points CydeWeys

    Well to be fair, that isn't a tank, it's a howitzer (you can tell by the way it looks; in particular its gun is too large for a tank). An important detail; it's significantly less armored than an Abrams would be.

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    -11 points Prod_Meteor

    Tanks are not as heavy as they look.

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    19 points ivanstomp

    What about 69 tons doesn’t look heavy to you? That might not be “heavy” to a 220 ton diesel locomotive, but still, kind of heavy I think.

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    7 points CocunutHunter

    Not sure that's accurate. A modern main battle tank will be around 55-65 tonnes. No play thing to throw around!

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    7 points ByGollie

    This is a self-propelled Howitzer

    Typically Rolled Aluminium armor on these boys

    The latest A7 variant is 35 metric tonnes, can go up to 50 tonnes fully loaded in the field

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    3 points Prod_Meteor

    An empty Boeing 737 is around 41 tonnes. 77 with cargo. And it gets blown by the air. So... I guess tonnes is not THAT heavy.

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    2 points BJoe1976

    But when you have a million+ tons of locomotives and freight coming down on it, the tank might as well be an SUV, especially with where it hit the truck and trailer.

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    1 points OldEquation

    That train doesn’t weigh a million tons nor anywhere near that.

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    1 points CocunutHunter

    Oh, absolutely! It's nothing in comparison with a freight train but the suggestion was that tanks aren't really that heavy and I just don't think that's a sensible comment.

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    6 points yuthgonwild

    Its not a tank, its an artillery vehicle

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    6 points Prod_Meteor

    Artillery vehicles are not as heavy as they look.

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    6 points Fyaal

    To the light infantry, has tracks = tank

    Tank other infantry goes in = Bradley

    Tank with direct fire weapon = abrams

    Tank with indirect fire weapon = artillery

    Goofy ass tank with antennas = m113

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    2 points Obscu

    Tanks are as heavy as they look, but trains are much, much heavier and more powerful. We're sort of desensitized to the sheer wild power of trains because they're a normal background fixture for modern life and they don't really have the mythos in pop culture that tanks do (and because trains aren't weaponised by design).

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  • 39 points implies_casualty

    r/BitchImATrain

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    3 points queenofcaffeine76

    Yeah they'd love this

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    1 points BJoe1976

    I’m pretty sure it’s been there, a few times now.

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  • 34 points Weekly_Injury_9211

    Why don’t USA drivers check clearances before negotiating a railway crossing? Still it keeps us amused!

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    21 points SplynPlex

    Because no proper 'Murican wants to hear they can't do something.

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    13 points Lucky-Mia

    Because MuRiCa!! red tailed egal screech

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    4 points Neuvirths_Glove

    TALONS OF JUSTICE

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    1 points Different_Fly_396

    Happens in Europe aswell, I'm guessing wherever theres railroads theres idiots thinking trains can stop whenever

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    6 points Hammer466

    I think a lot of these are some sort misrouting given to the truck driver by a person using something like google maps to route plan instead of a routing package that would avoid sending low clearance truck/trailers over this kind of crossing.

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    3 points AtlanticBeachNC

    GPS said Go Here.

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    3 points improbably-sexy

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    2 points LadyLohse

    The permit said go here

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  • 16 points HAL_9000_V2

    Train > tank

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    21 points SpelunkyJunky

    You can simplify that to:

    ri > k

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    10 points CocunutHunter

    r/theydidthemath

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    1 points Top-Cat-a

    It took me a few seconds to catch on even with a maths degree

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    3 points ByGollie

    Train > Self propelled Howitzer

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  • 11 points BodybuilderGrouchy16

    Boss...you see, it wasn't my fault but...

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    10 points Adept-Pomegranate-46

    Here's the thing...

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    7 points MajesticNectarine204

    That train came out of nowhere and totally swerved into me!

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    4 points AZ-Sycamore

    “In my defense…”

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    2 points Top-Cat-a

    ...I had a 155, he had a a train

    The moral of the story: Never bring a gun to a train fight.

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  • 13 points Muted_Masterpiece535

    I always wondered what would happen if you put a tank in front of a train. 

    *Well ..Not exactly the outcome I thought it would be. I was expecting a derailment, multiple fireballs and somehow Tom Cruise jumps out of the back of the train..

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    5 points AdFancy1249

    Spiderman would have stopped the train by webbing it to a few trees somewhere back there... 👉

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  • 18 points Discount_Engineer

    Um ackshually... Not a tank. M109 Paladin, which is a self-propelled howitzer.

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  • 8 points SatireSatyr

    Tank seemed more surprised than damaged. Fs in the chat for the vehicle pulling it though 

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  • 7 points Comfortable-Clerk127

    Someone is getting axed in the logistics department

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    8 points ivanstomp

    I’m betting logistics has a safe route planned, and the driver knew a “shortcut”.

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    1 points Biostrike14

    Or the crossing got reworked and the maps aren't updated.  

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    5 points ivanstomp

    I’m guessing logistics has a safe route in the books but the truck driver knew a “shortcut”.

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    6 points mfd78

    Echo…

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    3 points Neuvirths_Glove

    Echo...

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  • 6 points Trivi_13

    I think the barrel can now shoot around corners.

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  • 7 points Thrashbear

    Military fans who are also rail fans

    https://i.redd.it/s065oupvjs9g1.gif

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    1 points Not_Sure__Camacho

    OnlyMilitaRailFans

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    1 points ByGollie

    /r/retiredgif

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  • 5 points SidFinch99

    It's almost always 18 wheelers in these videos getting stuck st train crossings. Shouldn't there be better training on this requires in trucking school?

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    3 points MajesticNectarine204

    No, that's communism.

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  • 6 points Spottswoodeforgod

    TBF, I always assumed that a tank would always have right of way - apparently not…

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  • 4 points Xxmeow123

    I never realized that large trailers can get stuck on the rise from track crossings. This sub has taught me so much 😅

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  • 4 points ivanstomp

    Hopefully somebody lost their contract with the Army To transport heavy equipment. That cannon barrel alone with the electronics involved for accuracy cost more than all the damage to the truck, trailer and train combined. How do idiots get CDLs?

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    3 points Equivalent_Gur3967

    There ARE a HUGE number of Steering Wheel Holders out there. Biggest Open Secret in the World.

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  • 5 points badskiier

    This reminds me of all the GTA V videos of players trying to stop the train 🤣

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  • 4 points Insolent-Jaguar88

    (The train insurance company): they had what stuck on the tracks?

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  • 3 points Due-Environment-9774

    M109 Paladin. Self propelled artillery, not a tank.

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  • 3 points GEEZUS_151

    How does this still happen?

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  • 3 points lord_flashheart2000

    You don’t see that every day

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  • 3 points ApocalypseChicOne

    I'm not a truck driver, so maybe there is something I'm missing. But why do these truckers stop on train tracks? I've never stopped my car on a train track even once in my life. I stay on the far side of the tracks if there is traffic preventing me from crossing completely. Then when the traffic on the other side has moved, I cross the tracks. It's not hard on a car, why is it so much harder in a truck?

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    4 points pakawildmo

    If you look, it's not that the truck driver decided he wanted to stop there, the trailer is bottomed out on the road and is unable to go further

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    3 points ByGollie

    I'm not a trucker either, but i vaguely recall the explanation on other reddit threads.. This may be incorrect but it sounds plausible

    For an extremely heavy load like that, the centre of the trailer is reinforced and bottoms out - where it's extremely close to road compared to a normal trailer.

    So when you come to a railway crossing, stop like that - the cab and the front of the trailer clears the rail line which is sometimes raised slightly above the road.

    But when it gets to the centre, the lower part of the trailer hits the track and gets stuck - and shit like this happens.

    There's supposed to be a survey done beforehand, carrying extremely wide loads like this.

    The inspector will check for powerlines, bridges, dips and curves, junctions, train timetables, ensuring clearance at all times.

    Likewise, the clearance of the trailer (fully loaded), the truck etc. - all need to be taken into considerence.

    Ditto the design of the railway crossing

    Obviously, somebody fucked up here. The Truck driver wouldn't be entirely at fault, unless he diverted from the established route. Likewise, someone needs to have notified the train company - so they can plan for faults like this.

    There's more than one person to blame here.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/1ffrv2g/eli5_why_do_vehicles_of_any_size_get_stuck_on/

    i think i read this on//r/BitchImATrain

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    2 points ApocalypseChicOne

    Thanks for the thorough explanation. I've seen a few of these truck on the tracks videos, and it still always amazes me that it happens.

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  • 3 points justtiptoeingthru2

    nobody got hurt. this was in sept. '24.

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  • 5 points One-Confusion-33

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    1 points TellThemISaidHi

    It happened in Sept of 2024.

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  • 2 points w1lnx

    Battle-hardened.

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  • 2 points LANDVOGT-_

    This stuff is gettingnoit of habd. By now it seems like people are testing how much a train can push away. What eill be next, a plane?

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  • 2 points Glum_Variety_5943

    It’s not a tank, it was a self-propelled M109A6 howitzer.

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  • 2 points scootbootinwookie

    is the truck driver Ron Swanson?

    “oh no, I’m stuck and there’s a train a mile away. darn. but I’m so very stuck. well, this is gonna cost the government a bunch of money. darn it.”

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  • 2 points jimdoodles

    r/GTAV

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  • 2 points tvbabyMel

    I’m foolishly impressed that the train doesn’t fully derail when crashes like this happen

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    2 points Life-Significance-33

    They often do. Which can kill the rail crew. The one time my grandfather had a turn over derailment, he got lucky. It only ran his watch band up his arm past his elbow, requiring some skin grafts. All in all, he was lucky he wasn't hurt worse.

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  • 2 points Electrical-Heat8960

    First one I’ve seen where the thing hit didn’t just disintegrate.

    Shows the strength of a tank compared to a normal vehicle.

    (Yes, I know it’s actually artillery, not a tank)

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  • 2 points RevolutionaryAge47

    Repeat this with an actual armored tank and see what happens, like an M1A2.

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    3 points gadget850

    I expect much the same.

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    1 points sstabeler

    Probably, given that a train is still ~4 times heavier than the tank. (Tank is around 60 tonnes, train is 220)

    You would need something like the Ratte (a thousand tons, it never god past preliminary drawings because Speer said "And what exactly would the use be?" and the designers couldn't answer) before the tank might well come off better in the collision than the train.

    Of course, the Ratte if it was ever built would have had it's own problems, because most roads cannot take the weight of that heavy a vehicle.

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    0 points RevolutionaryAge47

    An M1 is many tons heavier, dozens of tons.

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    2 points gadget850

    About twice as much but it will still get slapped around.

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  • 2 points bttmcuck

    Howitzer, not a tank.

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  • 1 points MinimumPudding9878

    Whoa I live there!!!! Anyone know when this was?

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    1 points Hippolytta

    September 2024

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  • 1 points agumelen

    I fail to understand how this keeps happening at train crossings. I guess drivers just don’t pay attention.

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    2 points MajesticNectarine204

    Looks like the truck driver did a brainfart and got himself high centred

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    1 points agumelen

    A big brain fart!!

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  • 1 points Infamous-Gold-870

    You might be able to reuse maybe 60% in some way.

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    2 points gadget850

    Once it is declared not repairable this station (NRTS) it will go to the cannibalization point, where the good bits will be recovered.

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  • 1 points Deltan875

    That's impressive, the train still wins!

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  • 1 points Bulky_Slip_1840

    Usually you assume the train will win.

    Gotta admit I was on the fence here just a little

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  • 1 points ThatDamnRanga

    Why does literally nobody in the US call the railway to report the blockage?

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    1 points South_Hat3525

    'cos everyone assumes it will get them more hits on their youtube/tictoc/whatever channel to have something dramatic instead of saving lives/money/time.

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    1 points ThatDamnRanga

    Including the truck driver?

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  • 1 points Lucky-Mia

    I wonder if this will come out of the drivers paycheck?

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  • 1 points -TommyBottoms-

    That knocked the rust off that train

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  • 1 points Flimsy_Scratch_8050

    Wow. Not even a tank can withstand the force of a train!!!! 🤯🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤪

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  • 1 points zane1981

    Not even a fucking tank is safe from trains.

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  • 1 points drifters74

    Free tank?!

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  • 1 points jrshall

    And the train wins, again.

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  • 1 points Bosswashington

    I have been saying for years that we need more locomotives on the battlefield.

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  • 1 points BX_225

    First time for everything train wins 🤔

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  • 1 points april_santa

    The train fucked around and found out. Poor train driver.

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  • 1 points watt-ever

    Looks like the unstoppable force defeated the immovable object.

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  • 1 points Xjhammer

    I figured in tank vs train I'd take the tank.

    Wrong answer apparently

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  • 1 points EntrepreneurAny8835

    Always wanted to see this. Train vs Tank.

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  • 1 points Fit_Jelly_9755

    New people just don’t understand. That’s how the current administration tests a tank.

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  • 1 points Critical_Concert_689

    Train: 1, Tank: 0

    Choo Choo, mother fucker.

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  • 1 points Level-Resident-2023

    Tank might beat Hunter, Ghost and Wraith, but Train beats Tank

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  • 1 points Snowy349

    What is the first thing you notice on every single one of these crossings crashes??

    The raised track.

    Every single time the track is at the top of a hump in the road.

    Have the road and it's approach level with the tracks for 100ft either side and this will suddenly stop happening...

    This failure is engineered into the crossing by design...

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    1 points Own_Reaction9442

    In this case the distance between the tracks and the road in the foreground is such that you'd have to raise a significant chunk of the main road to level this minor side street with the tracks.

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    1 points Snowy349

    Probably...

    Or we can keep watching videos like this....

    The other option is to shut all these minor crossings and raise the road at the few you think are worth spending the money leveling.

    Or we can keep watching videos like this....

    Damage bill for this crash was reported at $15m...

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    1 points Own_Reaction9442

    Or truckers could learn to read signs.

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    1 points Snowy349

    Because that works, 🤷🏻

    It clearly doesn't...

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    1 points Own_Reaction9442

    So everyone loses access to a rail crossing because truckers hauling lowboys can't be bothered to look up a route or read signs. Great.

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    1 points Snowy349

    So raise the road so the lowboys don't ground or close the unsafe crossings...

    Engineering out the unsafe occurrence is the best option.

    There are over 2200 railroad/highway incidents per year resulting in over 900 deaths. The average cost of each incident is over $5m...

    Doing nothing isn't an ethical option.

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    1 points ByGollie

    not all road crossings can be raised to accommodate this.

    IIRC, on the other thread, there was an explanation why this particular junction in this geographical location was extremely unsuited to being raised.

    In that case, the route planner should have diverted the driver to another railroad crossing that was rasied and suitable for fully laden lowboy trailers.

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    1 points ByGollie

    For heavy/wide loads like this - there's often an inspector that drives the route first, looking for potential problems so the Truck driver is aware.

    A railroad crossing like this would be the obvious problem.

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  • 1 points Enough-Somewhere-311

    First time I’ve seen something withstand being hit by a train

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  • 1 points ArrivalCommon3676

    Truck: Stupid design on truck bed with low ground clearance. Train: No radar to detect obstacles miles ahead specially at the crossing to prevent a collision

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  • 1 points TentDilferGreatQB

    World of Tanks: Fuck arty!

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  • 1 points Livid_End4117

    Somebody couldn't tank it.

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  • 1 points Bender_2024

    Seems like this could have been avoided if they just used the gun on the tank to blow up the train.

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  • 1 points jemhadar0

    I drive rigs . This guy is a full blown idiot .

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  • 1 points adventurous-1

    r/thatlookedexpensive

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  • 1 points Intelligent_Law3985

    Good thing no direct contact with the turret /head on ...

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  • 1 points MarvinHeemeyersTank

    Destroying government property?

    Straight to jail.

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  • 1 points Middle-Fix-45n

    Hopefully they got the extended warranty

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  • 1 points GuitarLute

    Hegseth‘s lethal warriors.

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  • 1 points GuitarLute

    Don’t worry about the cost right now the interest on the national debt is more than the entire defense budget.

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  • 1 points handydude13

    So train beats tank. 

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  • 1 points NxPat

    FWIW, we were involved in a similar incident, when the train our cargo was being transported with hit a trailered D11 Cat at a crossing. We had 2 x 20’ containers of custom machine parts onboard and were notified that our flatbed (term?) had remained upright and on the track, we always shipped high value goods with 2 independent GPS G-force / Accelerometer packs in each container. I don’t recall the numbers, but didn’t come close to triggering an alarm. Not the best part of Detroit so security was dispatched and we notified our insurance. Long story short we were immediately offered complete replacement value + 30%, offered the opportunity to retrieve our cans or they would handle disposal. Insurance company said that this was policy for any cargo on the entire train. So an insanely expensive driver FU. Our 2 containers were north of $2.8m. We retrieved our goods, did a full inspection, re-shipped and all got a nice Christmas bonus that year.

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  • 1 points Worshaw_is_back

    Tank survived though right?

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  • 1 points yuthgonwild

    Back in my Army days as a Heavy Equipment Transporter. We didnt use lowboy trailers. Before the M1070 HETT was introduced we used commercial vehicles with ground clearance. Pictured below is an M1A1 Tank, the OP post showed a M109 Paladin self propelled Howitzer. Not a tank. For equipment like the one in the video all we were concerned with was tearing down power and phone lines.

    https://preview.redd.it/m42r4jdpuv9g1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6fef5c0636d89cb0dbaf69fd3aedae78142e709

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  • 1 points banjoleleuke1

    Train vs. Tank! Train wins!

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  • 1 points Sensei19600

    Good thing that tank wasn’t self-aware; mighta’ taken that train’s action as a direct threat, and gone full retaliatory .

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  • 1 points Not-Going-Quietly

    Train: "Bitch, I'm a train!"

    Tank: "Bitch, I'm a tank--what else you got???"

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  • 1 points Neither_Pirate5903

    We need to start forcing municipalities to properly grade the damn railroad crossings so trucks can you know actually cross the railroad.

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Tank gets hit by a train and still field ready

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  • 1 points Ok_Caramel_6095

    I think it says a lot about our society that 4 different people took video of this accident.

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  • 1 points Time-Statistician958

    Tanks for the memory!

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  • 1 points britannicker

    That seems rather expensive.

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  • 1 points Ok_Measurement2760

    "you crashed a what?"

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  • 1 points Very_Curious_Cat

    Weird way to test armor solidity. /j

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  • 1 points Ok_Series_4580

    Tank you!

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  • 1 points Flaturated

    Why the hell was there a tank being transported in Goose Creek SC?

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  • 1 points No_Yogurtcloset_7219

    tax payer's money at work

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  • 1 points hudsoncress

    those barrels are a lot stronger than I would have thought.

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  • 1 points Nidgey70

    Tanks a lot

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  • 1 points chaoticphoenix1313

    Well, I want to see what the train vs tank looks like aftermath

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  • 1 points BarnacleNumerous8677

    The train is mightier than a tank

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  • 1 points themrnails

    Freight Conductor 1 - Freight Relocation Specialist 0

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  • 1 points SilkAbode

    Why do so many trucks get stuck on tracks?

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    1 points Questions_Remain

    Because truck drivers cant read the pictogram sign that clearly shows a raised track bed with a truck stuck. If that absolutely - positively had no other option than go that way, the number on the sign should have been called to get the train schedule. The road should be blocked so the truck could come in from the left at an angle to cross the tracks at an angle and dunnage should have been available to drive on if needed. But we wouldn’t have these sweet videos if common sense prevailed.

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  • 1 points Juel92

    That's not a tank, that's an artillery piece. I guess we can thank our lucky stars it's not transported loaded lol.

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  • 1 points Turbulent_Hurry4733

    Just had to be a CSX train. Some of my retirement waisted along with my tax $.

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  • -2 points Earnest-Bunbury

    Welcome to Amerika...

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  • 1 points Clear_Split_8568

    Hit the breaks dude, I’m surprised train didn’t derail !!!

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