Enjoy the lawsuits, mate
  • 191 points petsrulepeoplesuck

    Can't dodge it - ram it

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    59 points CyberSoldat21

    Too much Ram not enough Dodge

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    18 points xenophon57

    should have dodged when he rammed

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    2 points chrisk9

    Drove his Chevy to the levee

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    9 points memeatic_ape

    Just download more ram

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    6 points Electronic_Tear2546

    He downloaded too much. Thst was the problem

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    19 points Biteityouskum

    Gotta dodge the father to ram the daughter.

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  • 111 points Stelmosember

    Was that meant to be one of those malicious black cloud of obnoxiousness? Low skills.

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  • 38 points RedLemonSlice

    Gone in a whisp of black fart.

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  • 36 points 32lib

    There is a reason why Ram truck drivers have expensive insurance.

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    16 points dragondice3521

    My first ever accident was getting rear ended by a Ram truck on the highway after a sudden slow down. I safely stopped and didn't hit the person infront of me. Dude behind me was on his phone I guess and rammed right into the back of my car. "I left space! You can't stop like that!"

    Maybe I'm just biased because a Ram hit me, because I know shitty drivers drive all kinds of cars, but it really does feel like Ram drivers are bigger dicks then others.

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    17 points Postcocious

    Smaller, usually...

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    5 points Obvious-Yam-9074

    My shitty old boss drove a ram. He’s in prison for vehicular manslaughter…

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    3 points Crazy-Disk-1648

    It doesn't help that RAM trucks drivers are also some of the most common DUI drivers every year. If they're not first you can bet that they'll be top three

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    2 points ZxDrawrDxZ

    Not really anymore than other trucks.

    source; have owned all 3 brands across the last 5 years. Pay less for my 1ton than i do my civic with the same premiums.

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    2 points ryan545

    RAM 1500 is the number 1 vehicle involved in DUI in the USA

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  • 43 points Glad_Copy

    BuT I hAVe FouR wHeEL dRiVe?!?
    - Every Texan with a pickup truck on ice.

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    20 points kozzyhuntard

    Used to live in CO. Anytime I was headed to the mountains to snowboard, I made sure to stay way ahead or way behind any TX plates I say. You catch some weather especially going through the Divide..... literally watch them slip and slide everywhere.

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    5 points Additional_Camel_452

    You have never seen anything as hilarious and pitiful as Houstonians driving on ice. Myself included. Been there done that 46 years worth.

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    1 points Perfect_Cricket_5671

    These last few years we've had an ice storm or two in DFW every winter. Not bad ones compared to like northern states, but bad enough to ice the roads. And boy howdy, the roads themselves are nowhere near as dangerous as the other drivers. It sure is a fuckin experince.

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    3 points mastershakeshack1

    Lived in northern states that snow my whole life only thing that helps on ice is driving slow.

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  • 32 points theatrenearyou

    Coal roll dirtbag could have killed someone. Many coal rollers are teenage drivers with a truck bought by mommy and daddy

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    35 points Everyone2026

    They are 25 to 50 here.

    Everyone loves to blame teenagers, but they are rarely the actual ones.

    "Teens broke into my garage." Police arrest a 40 year old a week later.

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    2 points Critical-Rhubarb-730

    Thats four teens...

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    3 points Glynwys

    Until I stumbled upon this comment thread, I didn't even know what coal rolling was or that it even existed. Had to look it up on Google to understand. These morons are who the activists should be going after, not the folks with an SUV.

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    4 points 1-DayCloserToDeath

    Activists do go after them lmfao.. there’s a video on YouTube (may have even been or Reddit) of activists getting rolled with coal and the person who did it getting pulled over immediately. Coal roller didn’t see the cop in the opposite lane and the cop flipped around and got him. Very satisfying video.

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  • 68 points TeacherPet347

    It’s might’ve been a runaway diesel the way it was rolling coal almost the entire time. Runaway diesel is when the motor is stuck at full throttle and there’s basically nothing you can do to stop it. Either that or dudes a jackass, idk why someone would willingly drive off a mountain side in the snow like that otherwise

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    78 points Vinyl-addict

    My guess, if he wasn’t trying to pass for god knows what reason, is he may have been losing traction and hitting the gas in an effort to keep going up instead of feathering it. Spins out, and freaks out and keeps the lead foot on instead of hitting brakes.

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    18 points drunkdrunk12

    That's my bet.

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    7 points Balakayyy

    I'm more inclined to think it was from all his weight shifting forward when the nose pitched down and accidentally hitting the accelerator

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    7 points GuitarLute

    Well, that’s the breaks, but maybe he was trying to hit the BRAKES!

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    3 points Vinyl-addict

    Exactly, panicking and thinking he’s stomping the brakes when really he’s just flooring the gas. Clearly he isn’t an example of a skilled driver.

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    16 points Depth386

    Is it not possible to put the transmission into neutral and come to a safe stop while the engine over-revs?

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    15 points REDDITSHITLORD

    only if you don't panic.

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    5 points FortunaWolf

    Turning the ignition to off will close the EGR valve flap that shits air off to a diesel engine (In most modern diesels), so you can stop a runaway diesel that way. Or you shift to neutral, come to a stop, and then dump the clutch with your foot on the brakes to stop the engine. 

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    22 points CrumbGuzzler5000

    It wasn’t. I work for the fire department that responded on this. HIPPA and all, but alcohol and emotions were the biggest factors in this one.

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    13 points PISSJUGTHUG

    Alchohol and emotions would explain a lot of the driving I've seen from RAM owners.

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    5 points jlp_utah

    You could delete RAM from your sentence and it would still be correct.

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    2 points ohnomoto450

    Highest number of DUI's of any vehicle

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    1 points tangelocs

    Only because everybody knows they profile rams for it. If they'd stop pulling us over we'd stop getting DUIs

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    4 points Playful-Current1256

    did rhe people in the other car Make it out?

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    8 points CrumbGuzzler5000

    It’s been several years, so it’s foggy. I think there were 6 people total between the 2 vehicles and (I think) all survived. They all blend together after a while.

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    1 points Playful-Current1256

    sorry that's a lot of trauma hope you guys get help

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    6 points MinistryOfCoup-th

    Coal rollin down a mountain

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    2 points Acceptable-Sky1575

    ...smokin' indo, sippin' on gin and juice, laid back, with my mind on my money and my money on my mind

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    4 points Puzzleheaded_Arm_847

    Never driven a diesel so honest question. If you experience this could you just shut off the ignition?

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    8 points TeacherPet347

    No. At that point, it’s running off the oil, instead of the fuel. Only way for it to stop would be to block the intake and suffocate it of air, or wait until there’s no oil left to burn. The latter option would result in the motor blowing up though. Runaways are rare but they do happen

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    11 points ch4lox

    Another problem: getting near the engine bay of a runaway diesel trying to explode itself to try to stop it is a good way to get yourself hurt when it blows.

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    5 points Puzzleheaded_Arm_847

    Thank you. Please accept my poor man's award🏅

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    1 points humangeneratedtext

    What happens if you keep to your lane and hit the brakes?

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    3 points Raivnholm

    The torque made by a diesel engine will burn through your brakes in a matter of seconds. Only option is to put it in neutral if you can't shut it off.

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    6 points Wire_Nut_10

    A run away diesel is caused by a turbo failure. The failed turbo allows the engine oil to get sucked into the combustion chamber and keep running, even with no diesel going to the engine. The only way these stop on their own is by running out of oil. There is a chance you can save the engine, by stopping it's flow of oxygen.

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    5 points BeigeUnicorns

    Its fairly uncommon today so long as you do basic maintenance on a regular schedule. I have seen it more in fleets when companies start penny pinching and cut maintenance and keep worn gear going.

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    5 points California_ocean

    You can't turn off the engine?

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    28 points Outrageous-Thanks-47

    Not on a runaway diesel in some cases. If it starts pulling oil through it'll burn that up and killing the switch just disables the fuel pump. Well...if it's burning oil that doesn't matter then. It'll rev as high as it can till it grenades once it runs out of oil.

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    7 points hidefinitionpissjugs

    can’t put it in neutral?

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    18 points TheRealPitabred

    You can, but that won't stop the dieseling.

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    12 points Outrageous-Thanks-47

    I had a rabbit years ago that would do this. Manual you could put it in gear and stall out the engine and it would generally kill it. But also snapped a driveshaft once....

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    5 points California_ocean

    You think there would be some emergency covered red button you could slap in case this happened. Is it a common occurrence?

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    13 points Outrageous-Thanks-47

    It's called physics. Unlike gas engines diesel is a closed loop system that depends simply on fuel and air to continue. No electricity, etc.

    So if you start drawing a different fuel (like oil...but literally diesel will burn damn near anything given the compression a runaway will generate).... So your choices are to stall it somehow (needs a manual transmission usually) or stop air from getting in. It's why old Detroits folks would keep a floor mat or something else heavy they could slap over the air intake to choke it out.

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    1 points Postcocious

    So, an emergency cutoff that shuts off the oxygen supply?

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    6 points Ok-Armadillo-392

    There is. It's required on some industrial locations and oil fields . But it's not so common an occurrence for everyone to need one.

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    12 points BurialBlaster2

    No. The only way to stop it is to suffocate the engine. Either by blocking off the intake, or dumping CO2 into the intake. Look up a runaway diesel on YouTube, scary stuff. I've had it happen to me, it's very loud and very sudden. You can almost feel each combustion stroke, like a slap on the chest.

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    4 points Gubbtratt1

    Some old Toyotas cut off air instead of fuel when turning off the engine. Possibly also some Mercedes'.

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    3 points No-University-3245

    U just forgot to maintain your car servicing

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    1 points VladamirK

    If it's a manual you just put it in a high gear and drop the clutch with the brakes on. Had it happen to me once. Very scary stuff.

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    5 points ir88ed

    When you turn off the engine in a gasoline powered car you turn off the spark. Diesels don't use spark. The engine just compresses the fuel until it explodes.

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    1 points -Copenhagen

    On both petrol engines and diesel engines you also turn off the fuel.

    It has been many decades since diesel engines turned to fuel injection.

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    4 points Fantastic_Pie5655

    Yup. This one looks accidental and not intentional. The end result is super sucky and scary regardless

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    1 points squirrel8296

    He's rolling coal, so regardless it's the latter.

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    -18 points DrDorg

    Yet ANOTHER reason why automatic transmissions suck ass

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    14 points Dagonus

    ...can other people not take their automatic out of drive? Tap brake. Press button. Move selector. You are now in neutral. Works while in motion. Are there cars so badly designed that they don't allow that?

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    3 points BardGotHard

    I dont even need to tap the brakes, i can just shift into neutral from drive.

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    1 points bored2dethgw

    There are but not that one. If your gear shift is a dial you more than likely can't do it but this truck has a column shifter.

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    1 points DrDorg

    My reply was made in context to the “runaway” notion in the above comment, which, oddly, was the primary point of that comment

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    5 points Stalking_Goat

    Automatic transmission have a neutral gear, you know.

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    -2 points DrDorg

    How does that stop a runaway diesel engine? It doesn’t. The only ways to stop one are stall it while it’s in gear by dumping the clutch or restricting intake air flow. Putting the transmission in neutral would actually exacerbate the problem

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    4 points Stalking_Goat

    Putting in it neutral means the engine is no longer transmitting power to the wheels. That makes it much less likely that you will crash into someone and send both them and yourself over a cliff.

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  • 13 points Bobd1964

    Scary driving. Looks like the driver was going too fast and could not slow down for the traffic.

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  • 5 points ForsterJourneys321

    And instead of turning into the rock wall, he took out another innocent vehicle and himself. 

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  • 15 points billthedog0082

    I'm not sure why this sub, we didn't see them parking anywhere.

    What is a coal rolling truck? And it looks like he sent himself down the cliff too.

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    12 points CrumbGuzzler5000

    I work for the fire department that responded to this one. It was a few years ago. I can attest that he parked on his roof in the river about 200 feet below.

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    2 points Critical_Concert_689

    Were you there when they pulled out the jaws of life to get the trapped woman out of the truck? Busy place over in Utah.

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    3 points dfwcouple43sum

    But the libs were still owned, right?

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    5 points CrumbGuzzler5000

    And!!! He took out a Subaru in the process. Double own.

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    4 points CrumbGuzzler5000

    I don’t think it can be avoided with that much exhaust.

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    16 points HansNiesenBumsedesi

    Coal rolling is when you deliberately tune your penis-compensation truck to pump out clouds of soot, in order to own the liberals apparently. 

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    3 points redalchemy6

    I didn't even know they did it intentionally, but I ALWAYS assume these guys have the littlest member in their town so they try to compensate by having these gigantic trucks. This just confirms it.

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    3 points billthedog0082

    Thanks, I hadn't heard that phrase before.

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    7 points Shotgun_Mosquito

    A coal rolling truck is a diesel truck that has been modified to force excess fuel into the engine without enough air, which causes incomplete combustion and clouds of soot.

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    1 points billthedog0082

    Thanks, now I know what this is (Redditors are always so helpful). My next question is how did someone figure it out for what reason?

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    10 points zacmobile

    He was coal rolling down the hill to his parking spot.

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  • 5 points zipper86

    Actually, this is the absolute BEST parking spot for any coal- rolling a$$hole.

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  • 6 points colin8651

    This is very troubling to me. I lack concern of the safety of the coal roller as they go over the cliff.

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    4 points New_Guava3601

    It may not have been intentional

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    2 points Critical_Concert_689

    It wasn't. Clearly hit black ice while attempting to accelerate up a hill and then over compensated.

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    1 points New_Guava3601

    Well I meant rolling coal. That may not have been intentional.

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    2 points Raivnholm

    You have to modify the engine to roll coal. It is 100% intentional.

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    1 points New_Guava3601

    Didn't know that.

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  • 3 points Mazy_keen

    https://preview.redd.it/r3h8ugs4qd7g1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01a0f6e94e083cef2cadc3a683a8f53cded5fbbe

    Same crash (2) pics... view from the road down to the river below.

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  • 2 points Thin_Huckleberry8818

    Can't park there.

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  • 2 points warmachine83-uk

    Someone knows a shortcut

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  • 2 points mikeinarizona

    Is this where the term rolling coal came from?

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  • 2 points Chemical_Evidence244

    Might not have helped in this case, but where is the guard rail?

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  • 2 points Anonymousboneyard

    Damn shitty looks like dude hit black ice and slid, hope they all made it. Insurance rates for that dude just skyrocketed

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  • 1 points Still-Photograph6545

    Dat whiskey throttle tho

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  • 1 points Maximuscarnage

    Rollen coal

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  • 1 points Prawn_Shepherd

    So many roads that need guard rails out there. yikes

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  • 1 points CanadianDadbod

    My AWD hits the rear wheels first when I take off and I get that rear end swing. That what this looks like. On a mountain I drive like a grandmother.

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  • 1 points relorat

    How does one roll coal?

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    1 points Obiyaman

    Put a douche in a truck and push them into innocent travelers down a mountain 😑

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  • 1 points cheesemangee

    You know they're a genuine pavement princess when they can't keep control of their truck in inclement conditions.

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  • 1 points Novel_Arm_4693

    Looks like a runaway, which is full throttle without hitting the accelerator.

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  • 1 points AlarmingDetective526

    If I survived then only one of us is climbing up that embankment.

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  • 1 points Kind_Engineering_720

    Anecdotal, but I have rarely never seen a ram truck that wasnt driven by a huge douchebag. And I live in the south where they're almost always lifted with some instagram sticker on the back.

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  • 1 points Anxious-Depth-7983

    But, they're all terrain tires!

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  • 1 points Credit_Used

    That’s not a cliff. That’s a 45 degree angle hill which yes is steep but not even close to being a cliff.

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  • 1 points HotRiver42

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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  • 1 points lifterman2u

    Was that a Ram? Cause it did 😡

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  • 1 points Fun_General_6407

    Why are all pick up drivers so immoral.... oh, and Jeep drivers suck.

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  • 0 points xXBlueDreamXx

    I'm not sure where the hate is directed here. The road is icy, the slight bend clearly fucked traction and sent him sideways. It fucking happens on icy passes. Sure the black smoke is obnoxious, but has no part in this shit.

    Bunch of tropical dwellers thinking they know how to drive like gods on ice.

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  • -1 points bowguru

    This is years old

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  • -4 points Super-Bacon76

    The AI is strong with this one.

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