Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne.
  • 31 points Dependent_Elk4696

    "a man was found Saturday on the ground surrounded by manikins with a self inflicted gunshot to the head"

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    3 points Awkward_Nectarine338

    Manikins ???

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    2 points PossibilityWest173

    Yeah and the girl ones are called womanikins

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  • 47 points Doggo_Skatto

    He watch “Equilibrium” too much.

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    16 points CtC666

    He knows gunfu.

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    1 points Zerschmetterding

    More like gun stroke

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    12 points SeverelyLimited

    Oh, please, this man does NOT have the body control or grace or discipline to master the GUN KATA

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    8 points khavii

    Honestly, can anyone here see this guy surfing into a pitch black room on the door that just got blown off it's hinges then shoot everyone in the room with absolute precision while moving only in exacting and perfect motion? No fucking way he doesn't trip on the run up to the door and flies into the room belly first.

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    6 points AnonOfTheSea

    With his grace? He drops the gun in front of the door he's sliding in on, flips, and rides the gun into the room with his face, r/fullscorpion style

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    3 points generaldogsbodyf365

    We all know that he's discharged the gun into his testicles, before he even makes it into the room.

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  • 21 points Handsome121duck

    Me when there's a bee

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    1 points Powerful_Foot_8557

    🤣🤣🤣

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  • 23 points Diligent_Highlight63

    WTF you cut in line! I called dibs on posting this enxt

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  • 10 points Ricecrispiebandit

    This guy drinks the mosquitos blood.

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  • 7 points Amasterclass

    Even ICE told him to fuck off

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  • 5 points LyndisLegion2

    Repost

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  • 4 points kiraxavier00

    He’s going to blow his own brains out one day, dude really thinks gunkata is real lol

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    1 points dkuk_norris

    Luckily that’s not a real gun.

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  • 10 points Liminalphase101

    I love the razzle dazzle he does before holstering his one gun. Peak assassin.

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  • 4 points Worshaw_is_back

    https://preview.redd.it/505evcfl66ag1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd60faf956270c770910fe0541c944f2f637619a

    John Wick’s dumb cousin.

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    1 points mattiman1985

    And John's life insurance agent is speed running canceling his coverage.

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  • 3 points jchl1983

    He's this Chad:

    https://i.redd.it/zabaf9bxs6ag1.gif

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    1 points Reasonable_Poet_7502

    Unfortunately his other scene from top view isnt in the gifs 😭

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  • 2 points GullibleBed50

    Jason Breech Birth.

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  • 2 points chipstirrer

    Jason bourbon more like!

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  • 2 points ExiledSpaceman

    It's quicker to reload than to switch to your knife

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  • 2 points enorevelcuoY

    Who brings a knife, to a gunfight?

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    1 points Sasquatch_Sensei

    You need the knife for when you run out of fully loaded guns, clips, back up guns and still surrounded by un armed hoards of security guards trying to stop you from enjoying Golden Corral.

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    1 points Zerschmetterding

    A simpleton

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  • 2 points Anxious-Chemistry-6

    This guy will turn around and lecture you about gun safety and responsible gun ownership if you dare even suggest that America needs gun control reform

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  • 2 points China_shop_BULL

    Yea… those targets are at eye level, dude…

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  • 2 points Clemen11

    Bro thinks he's in a Resident Evil movie horse fight

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  • 2 points Neex

    This was literally posted two days ago and NONE OF YOU COULD TELL THOSE WERE AIR PISTOLS.

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  • 2 points tristanitis

    Good thing no one would ever attack him while he stands still and fumbles around with holstering his pistol and pulling out a knife for a good six seconds.

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    1 points generaldogsbodyf365

    I genuinely fear for him when he goes for a pee. He's definitely trapping his "little weapon" in his zipper with that body control.

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  • 1 points FoldSlight6815

    How did the camera not get shot

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  • 1 points WhoThenDevised

    100% he's gonna shoot himself in the knee some day.

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    1 points Zerschmetterding

    He likely has done so many times with those toy guns 

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  • 1 points TheOneThatObserves

    I’m genuinely surprised I haven’t seen a video of him accidentally shooting himself in the leg yet, and given the subreddit this was crossposted from, I’m not alone in that

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  • 1 points Michaeli_Starky

    Voted Trump?

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    2 points GWshark1518

    Reject of ICE.

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  • 1 points CMDR_KingErvin

    drops first gun

    Wait! Not this one, this one is my favorite! I have to holster it..

    proceeds to take half a minute to holster it and unholster his backup pistol

    Bad guys waiting to get shot:

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  • 1 points CerebralPaulsea

    Me when i see a cockroach

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  • 1 points fishing-for-birdie93

    Jason Bullshido. 😱

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  • 1 points baordog

    The range safety officer would like to have a word.

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  • 1 points humBOLdT20

    We reposting AI trash here now?

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  • 1 points Terrible_Aerie_9737

    Gentlemen, we have discovered the Anti-Wick.

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  • 1 points Reasonable_Humor_738

    What are the chances hes shooting blanks?

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  • 1 points Puzzleheaded_Two7358

    Captain Catastrophe!!!

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  • 1 points whoooootfcares

    Chresus Jist. It's Bason Journe.

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  • 1 points Azaroth1991

    Im both incredibly shocked and pleased that he didnt catch himself with one of those.

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  • 1 points Unhappy-Artichoke-62

    It's a repost, we all know that, but the question I have is: Do people like this actually think they look good or cool flailing around like idiots? I see this kind of shit all the time and I have to marvel at the sheer lack of self awareness.

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  • 1 points thyshadows

    my guy nearly shot himself

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  • 1 points Currently_There

    How are you literally surrounded and miss all shots?

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  • 1 points foxymew

    There’s always something so incredibly cringe about these types of videos when they clearly struggle to either holster and/or I holster something.

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  • 1 points Amphibian-Proof

    That’s an operator. 😂

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  • 1 points BeersForBreeky

    Imagine being dudes neighbor !!

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  • 1 points MonkeyGuidetoAnarchy

    I wonder if anyone caught the strays 👀 would be a shame to just be walking round then out of nowhere gunfu masters projectile causes you to be a used to be

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  • 1 points Applebeate

    “Special” forces

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  • 1 points omgitsduane

    This is ai. Unless his guns shoot backwards..peep the smoke.

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  • 1 points Valuable-Job5587

    Man he is one snort of laundry detergent away from shooting himself by accident. I know it.

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  • 1 points shazspaz

    Surely this dude shot himself at one point

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  • 1 points Spazic77

    Ike a tornado of stupidity.

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