How to Protect Yourself from a Firearm Threat
  • 62 points K3LL1ON

    Surprised nobody has mentioned the fact that jamming something in the trigger guard would almost immediately cause the gun to go off even if the shooter didn't want to.

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    25 points Q0tsa

    Can't be fired if you quit first 🤔

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    11 points RussiaIsBestGreen

    That’s the trick, you jam the trigger back so it never resets and then you can only be shot once. That’s fewer times getting shot than my usual technique of screaming and trying to run.

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    3 points K3LL1ON

    Oh yes, but of course.

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    3 points th3r3dp3n

    Can't mug me if I kill myself first!

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    1 points belaGJ

    You must think about baseball, that helps

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  • 90 points rimitlikeitshot

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    30 points K3LL1ON

    Wtf is this from? 😂

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    33 points Possible_Golf3180

    From Belarus

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    13 points K3LL1ON

    I meant why did that man hand Steven Seagal a carrot, and why did he eat it like that? Looks like they're on a golf course or something lol.

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    28 points BlackDukeofBrunswick

    That man looks to be Lukashenko, the dictator in charge of Belarus. He was probably showing Seagal the wonders of Belarusian agriculture and Seagal ate it like that because he's a weirdo who acts like Temu Pai Mei constantly.

    Seagal is popular as a useful idiot in Putin's circle so I imagine that's how he got the invite to Belarus.

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    1 points rimitlikeitshot

    He is Lukashenko the Belarus dictator

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    -8 points Watt_Knot

    Has to be fake

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    18 points Moist-Chip3793

    I can assure you, it is not!

    Please notice, they keep the knife away from Seagal at all times, not knowing the carrot is just as dangerous in his hands.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cllle4Kyqoo

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    3 points boston101

    Gotta admit, the crops do look good. I’d also much on that carrot

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    3 points moogoothegreat

    This always makes me think of the Monty Python self defense sketch lol.

    "And then you eat the carrot, thus disarming him!" "What if he has a point-ed stick?" "SHUT UP!!"

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  • 24 points aash_san

    The sound track is so painful, I'm jealous of anyone looking down the barrel of a gun...

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    12 points StrykerGryphus

    The classic Filipino Laugh Track

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  • 8 points davidmar7

    Whenever I see something like that my mind always replays that meme video with Detroit Urban Combat (or whatever it was) where the guy tries to take an attacker's gun then the next moment is an angel and is in disbelief and outrage that he is dead.

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  • 7 points Nevernonethewiser

    Needs more sound effects and silly chipmunk laugh track.

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  • 8 points yerfatma

    Why would the military ban any technique that works? You’re fighting for your actual life, there’s no Marquis of Queensbury judge next to you.

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    6 points CrimsonBolt33

    well you know them spooky boys on undisclosed missions are trying to keep their reputation intact so they follow the law to a T.

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    1 points NeoTheRiot

    Those people probably care less about reputition and more about living a quiet life.

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  • 3 points Whole_Comfortable331

    You know it's from another country when they add a laugh track and that "WHAT?!" Sound

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  • 3 points Sarcasthmatic

    Don't watch with audio. Please.

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  • 2 points StrangeOutcastS

    "You fool! I can disarm y-"

    *bang*

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  • 1 points kay_bot84

    Is kyokushin bullshido now 🥀

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  • 1 points xX_idk_lol_Xx

    Oh yeah, you can use a flimsy knife to divert a firearm! Here I was thinking you're supposed to use the most perfect object manipulation tool nature created that you have access to at all times, silly me.

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  • 1 points Grouchy-Engine1584

    Congrats! Now everyone gets shot!

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  • 1 points Vilhelmssen1931

    I personally prefer to peel his fingers off the gun one by one until he lets go

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  • 1 points Deadpoolio_D850

    If you’re shoving your knife at the hand, it’s easier to just use the knife to stab the wrist…

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  • 1 points Spacial_Epithet

    It makes irrationally angry that the first guys are NOT joking. People can be so fucking dumb

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  • 1 points Rabid_Cheese_Monkey

    Seppuku without disembowelment.

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  • 1 points tomcatkb

    “The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.”

    “Medic!”

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  • 1 points Own-Psychology-8352

    holy shit it works !

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  • 1 points Ibarra08

    The dude with the red hair 😆

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