How can u defend yourself from a handsome gay man?
  • 114 points Sigma-Wolves

    This is the ultimate aikido. Direct your enemy's attack inside of you.

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    10 points DOW_mauao

    šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

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    3 points whatarethuhodds

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  • 231 points ottofrosch

    This is comedy, not bullshido.

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    55 points Afrojones66

    It’s gay karate or ā€œgayrateā€ for the initiated.

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    24 points Kimantha_Allerdings

    karatgay

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    10 points maniBchef

    Too Kung Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

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    5 points ApocalypseChicOne

    "Gay karate." Aka "karate."

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    1 points 31i731

    Soo just the gay sex?

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    19 points mr---jones

    Sometimes people don’t follow the rules but the post is great, so let’s let it slide

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    5 points ottofrosch

    Agreed on.

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    1 points Organic_Bike_5699

    Oh! We got a little Mod over here!

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    -1 points CKF

    Oh! We got someone afraid of mocking the actual mods, so they take it out on ā€œlittle mods!ā€

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    1 points spacestationkru

    To be fair, he also didn't defend himself at all

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  • 11 points N0rrix

    from the closet to the bed, huh?

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  • 43 points Shakefka

    This guy is Cameron Geller and he's funny. He's obviously not being serious, he's a comedian.

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    59 points Jimmy_Churi

    That's where you're wrong, it is serious. I followed the instructions and now have a sore ring

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    4 points 996forever

    What ringĀ 

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    13 points dieek

    The ring of fire

    The ring of fire

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    4 points WedgeBahamas

    The One ring

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    2 points FixGMaul

    The octagonal one

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    1 points IronyBoyWonder

    So is it true it doesn't make your month, it makes your hole weak?

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  • 12 points Eoin_Coinneal

    Man, we really don’t get enough compliments do we? I might hop in the sheets with a dude who told me I’m handsome too.

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  • 7 points kay_bot84

    Couldn't defend the backshot backtake

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  • 5 points generaldogsbodyf365

    Buttshido.

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  • 3 points AVeryLazy

    I was sure this is Mac from It's Always Sunny

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  • 13 points jand225

    Lost redditor

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    26 points Japsai

    It's OK to have fun with the theme sometimes

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  • 2 points Maimran91

    That's the oddest martial arts I've ever seen

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  • 1 points RageLolo

    We're starting to see more and more parodies here.

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  • 1 points Recuckgnizant

    r/suddenlygay

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  • 1 points Fellarm

    K.O šŸ„ƒšŸ—æ

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  • 1 points CaptainPopsickle

    okay i didnt see that one coming.

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    neither did he! HA!

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  • 1 points snoonzel

    No bullshido here!

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  • 0 points humBOLdT20

    What a moronic post. Pay attention to the subject matter

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