Sifu Shannon Moore
  • 23 points Current-Paramedic-50

    What an asshole.

    That last punch was completely unnecessary and demonstrated complete lack of control.

    Likely it was just a broadcast message to all of the other useless fuckers at the seminar: "if you question me, I'll dominate you with my gutweight and then try to destroy your teeth"

    What a prick.

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  • 18 points GravySeal45

    All I saw was a big fat guy eat a kick and charge in with his gut while slapping at the guys face.

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  • 10 points worthy_usable

    I am not intimidated or impressed by anyone in this video.

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  • 8 points UnitHuge5400

    Cheeseburgers stand no chance against this man’s skillz.

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  • 6 points Phillip228

    Sifu Buffet

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  • 5 points Grouchy-Engine1584

    I am unable to detect any martial arts in this footage.

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  • 5 points nicekid81

    Which one is the sifu?

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  • 4 points Xen0tech

    Too many chicken wing chuns

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  • 8 points Show_me_the_UFOs

    A self promotional video by a traditional martial artist who successfully defended against another traditional martial artist who also couldn’t fight.

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  • 3 points Outrageous-Garbage36

    There should be a rule that if you have man boobs and need to rub cream between the inside of your thighs to stop the chafing then you absolutely can’t call yourself a master or sifu or anything implying that you’re a professional of any sort of martial arts, especially if you can’t fight to begin with.

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  • 2 points Fastballz69

    Mouth breathing champion

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  • 2 points Odd-Video5503

    I expected Shannon Moore, the wrestler with the Mohawk. At first I thought he really let himself go, I was gladly mistaken.

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  • 2 points Late-Elderberry6761

    Better than paying 10K for alpha male training

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  • 2 points Tar_Palantir

    The fat fuck can bearly talk without losing his breath.

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  • 1 points Long_Lost_Testicle

    Good thing the video had slow motion replay

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  • 1 points Nomo-Names

    Someone ate sifu.

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  • 1 points BartholomewDavis

    Would love to see him slap-walk himself into an uppercut

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  • 1 points Plus-Past8987

    Thats how 2 out of shape dudes get it done

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  • 1 points Impressive-Hurry-170

    Tbh grabbing the arm to remove the guard is a legit move.

    Of course, it looks more impressive when bruce lee does it, but its the same principle.

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  • 1 points Pbadger8

    Speedrun bullshido any%: 0:01 The first title card misspells ‘Dai Shan’

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  • 1 points PoopSmith87

    I said this last time this made the rounds... but I question if that was a legit Isshin Ryu black belt. Whether a plant or simply inadequate, what he is doing is just very non-Okinawan. At my Shorin Ryu school (very similar style with shared history to Isshin Ryu), you would step into the attack with an aggressive block, and deliver elbows or uppercuts, maybe even go for a throw.

    This guy seems more like someone who did some kind of cardio kicking class and got his black belt directly from a martial arts supply depot.

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  • 1 points storytotell

    Beheehoohoooooo!

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