Anyone know what kind of surgeries Jeff Francoeur recently had?
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  • 152 points 1825Tulane

    He had his hip replaced

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    49 points NativeNevada23

    Yep! He’s talked about it on his pod

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    32 points IThinkTheClockIsSlow

    YIKES. I'm 62 and am trying to put it off as long as I can. At best now they last 15-20 years. I only want to get ONE.

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    45 points Cantdiggthis

    Had one done last year - trust me, you'll regret waiting.

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    14 points mowegl

    My dad has the same feeling he was like 63 when he had his. I think if the replacement needs to be replaced it isnt that difficult anymore either. I think they typically just replace a layer in there if it wears out depending on the type of artificial hip. Kind of like changing a gasket or something compared the total hip replacement

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    8 points United-Climate1562

    To be honest they have gotten longer lasting at least in the UK where I am .. but my MIL waited too long and developed issues on her other side on after the op

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    1 points MulliganMaverick

    Go get it done. My dad waited ten years to get it done and regretted waiting. Every time I have a small injury he says do what the doctors say. He brings it up all the time when someone brings up getting their shoulder or hip replaced.

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    2 points New-Sheepherder4762

    Not the same thing, but I donated my kidney to my dad in 2003, and they gave us this same sort of timeline (15 years until he needs a new one). Here we are 23 years later and it is still going. So, medicine advances so much in that timeline that those estimates get completely blown out of the water with new approaches and techniques.

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  • 193 points Ragonaut

    penis reduction

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    76 points KMorris1987

    It was a 3 part surgery. Took out 8” per surgery

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    30 points iwouldhugwonderwoman

    Big if true.

    ….very big.

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    9 points Milktoast375

    Not anymore

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    1 points DirtyWsBird

    French baguette

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    14 points shoopadoop332

    Now he’s a healthy 11 inches

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    5 points mickeyt1

    Length or width?

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    24 points trojandude22

    https://preview.redd.it/x440sftwwrcg1.jpeg?width=1746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8827825b9978d90b1a37db2e4d6133eb884a352

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    7 points AssumeTheFetal

    I could hear it klank in the background during games like a bat in the hallway

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    2 points DearEmployee5138

    I love that we have similar minds in here💀😂

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    1 points hundredbagger

    I was gonna say vasectomy after his 7th child.

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  • 30 points Coopdawgydawg

    Catie, his wife, was one of my teachers 9th grade Freshman year at Mill Creek high school. Awesome to see that they are still together. She was an awesome teacher and he’s an amazing Brave!

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    14 points sam4o19

    Her brother was a few years younger than me and we have Spanish together at Parkview lol. Cool to see he kept his roots close to home

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    4 points browdogg

    Good ole Sam. Small world lol

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  • 34 points mercerjd

    Legs lengthened. Only was 5’3” when he played for Braves.

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  • 28 points forkandbowl

    I can't imagine a grumpy Frenchie. Hope he gets well soon.

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    52 points NateBraves9

    You must have missed the broadcast when Urena hit Acuna the first pitch of the game after Acuna torched the Marlins.  

    Frenchy was ready to run down to the field and punch Urena and Mattingly

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    24 points hammerdown710

    Me and my roommate were ready to jump thru the tv when that happened. Fuck Urena and fuck Mattingly for defending that crap.

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    12 points citan666

    I can't stand mattingly, and now his stupid ass is on the Phillies, so I really can't stand him.

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    2 points hammerdown710

    I’ve hated him since he played for the Yankees. I was born in 1996. That’s how much I hate that asshole.

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    2 points forkandbowl

    That's not grumpy, that's righteous. And if his arm cannon is any indicator I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of a punch from him.

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    -19 points rpbtIII

    He's more curmudgeony and douchey each time he gets back on a broadcast. It was really noticeable last year.

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    10 points averagejosh

    I never picked up on that.

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    2 points MilkyMiltank

    Yeah, I blame the bad influence of being on national broadcasts

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    1 points Face_84

    I didn't notice that, but its possible this surgery addressed that too. Chronic pain tends to have that effect on one's personality.

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    0 points HumpHur

    You’re confidently incorrect.

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  • 5 points the-greatest-ape___

    Had to have his huge balls reduced.

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  • 3 points Stoleyourhoney

    Hip surgery

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  • 3 points jH1214

    Love the grumpy comment lol

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  • 7 points No-Sound-9927

    Saw him in Buford at the car wash couple weeks ago. Looked fine to me when he spoke.

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  • 6 points yanktankjudge1989

    One of my favorite Braves players from when the rebuild started. He has an executive-sounding name. I hope he does well.

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  • 2 points coldandhungry123

    Get well soon Frenchie!

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  • 6 points DearEmployee5138

    Wife said his dick was too big and they had to shorten it a couple inches. Rumor has it he had to stand in the back of the room whenever they'd make love🤷🏻‍♂️

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    1 points Jimlaheysvtp

    I zoomed in

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    -1 points DearEmployee5138

    Yeah you see that curved crease between the 2 rods on the walker? That's the end of his dick.

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  • 1 points Straight-Valuable765

    Ouch

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  • 2 points idlikearefund

    Crazy. Went to high school with him. He’s such a kind person

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  • 2 points theoxfordtailor

    Why are so many people talking about Jeff Francoeur's penis? What the hell is happening here?

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  • 1 points Responsible-Cap-1748

    Why is he wearing a Texas T-shirt?

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  • -5 points Livid-Internet-2768

    I have never heard about his big dick. Is this a known thing?

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