“…if you buy an octopus. They squirt ink as a defense mechanism that contains compounds like tyrosinase that irritate predators' eyes and dull their sense of smell. This has been HP Fast Facts. Also we couldn’t print your document.”
That’s not a warning. That’s a prophecy.
Or a promise.... you can't run out of ink when you're dead.
"Put the ink back in the box before it gets the hose again."
My cousin ran low on ink once. Once.
“…if you buy an octopus. They squirt ink as a defense mechanism that contains compounds like tyrosinase that irritate predators' eyes and dull their sense of smell. This has been HP Fast Facts. Also we couldn’t print your document.”
HP printers suuuuuuuuck
Easy solution: don't use HP. Ever.
The POS printer wants to sell a bullshit subscription. Never buy an HP product.
Conclusion: boycott HP for your own safety.