She exclusively dates guys who sound like Pokémon gym trainers
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  • 277 points _Fun_Employed_

    “I just thought I'd drop by and congratulate you on your victory by disqualification today and introduce you to the team that will be winning the Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open -- my team. Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to Blade, Laser, Blazer, I believe you've met my fitness consigliere, Me'Shell.”

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    54 points alvysinger0412

    I can hear his voice saying this because of how much we watched this movie as kids.

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    9 points SnS_

    Your not gonna attempt to spell the most dangerous person on earth with a dodgeball? The former romanovian dodgeball champion???

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    3 points DiddyDubs

    Fran delanastarvich esteravinski

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  • 198 points Skypirate90

    It's all fun and games until she comes home with some dude named Lt Surge

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    21 points luckydrzew

    Use Thunda'bolt!

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  • 61 points ShredGuru

    Misty really has a certain type. She will be bringing Brock home next.

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  • 34 points fearofcrowds

    "Blaine? His name is Blaine? That's not a name! It's a major appliance!"

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  • 18 points Atown-Staydown

    Reminds me of Burning Love

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  • 19 points theVast-

    Just start calling him Gym Challenger lmao

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  • 36 points makogami

    no cuz Blaine is an actual gym leader 😭

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    22 points L-methionine

    There’s also two Blaise’s - the female protagonist of Black 2 and White 2, and a Magma Admin in the mangas

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    8 points OpeningConnect54

    Isn’t the female protagonist of b2w2 Rosa?

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    4 points L-methionine

    Huh. I guess it was just one Youtuber who renamed her Blaise for their run.

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    4 points OpeningConnect54

    Probably that, yeah. The canon name is Rosa and BW1’s female protagonist is Hilda

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    8 points L-methionine

    At least there’s the manga Blaise so I don’t look like a total idiot lol

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  • 6 points NeonPlutonium

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  • 6 points Lasse_plays

    Better brought burn heal

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  • 4 points mrpersonjr

    Well, you know what they say…

    When you’re hot, you’re hot

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  • 3 points Fireappl3

    Get mad at them for having those names not me.

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  • 2 points StickyPawMelynx

    says Marc

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  • 2 points EdivadMD

    Well, I wouldn't blame her...

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  • 1 points Faskwodi

    Brock was next.

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