Ironically, Jennifer Garner was the female lead in the movie 'Ghosts of Girlfriends Past', which is basically the story of A Christmas Carol, but with former girlfriends instead of Christmases.
That’s why The Ghost of Christmas Future doesn’t talk. Because once she does, they’ll be all “Omigosh, you’re Jennifer Coolidge!”, and she really values her privacy.
He must sacrifice Matt Damon to the God hand before the great convergence of Jennifer's is completed or he will be trapped in his mortal form forever.
Jokes aside, it takes some maturity showing up to your ex's house as a group like that. ...Or they're getting the pleasure of teaming up against him, lol
The 3rd Jennifer: https://preview.redd.it/1bjld3djpg6g1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e42f0f2ec0b17305af4165849fec2e1bbf9e818
The Man Who Would Be Bennifer will be a serialized WB show, coming this fall to either Paramount of Netflix, depending on the whole acquisition thing.
Jenifer Lawrence be like: “why am not invited?”
Ironically, Jennifer Garner was the female lead in the movie 'Ghosts of Girlfriends Past', which is basically the story of A Christmas Carol, but with former girlfriends instead of Christmases.
Foreshadowing.
With his luck it'll be Jennifer Coolidge
You shut your mouth. She's a goddamned treasure. He would be lucky to have her.
I think that's what they are saying. That would be good luck
That’s why The Ghost of Christmas Future doesn’t talk.
Because once she does, they’ll be all “Omigosh, you’re Jennifer Coolidge!”, and she really values her privacy.
Alright, Anniston, you know what to do.
Pistol cocks
kim kitsuragi...
I read the message in his voice. It somehow worked spectacularly.
Yeah it's exactly his kind of humour
The third Jennifer will be the really good one. She will grant us three wishes.
the great convergence of the Jennifers must bode a grim tiding to the Affleck of Bens
He must sacrifice Matt Damon to the God hand before the great convergence of Jennifer's is completed or he will be trapped in his mortal form forever.
Sounds like an intervention
The Council of Jennifers shall covene to discuss the future of Affleck.
Jokes aside, it takes some maturity showing up to your ex's house as a group like that.
...Or they're getting the pleasure of teaming up against him, lol
The 3rd Jennifer:
https://preview.redd.it/1bjld3djpg6g1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e42f0f2ec0b17305af4165849fec2e1bbf9e818
I wanna see this movie! 🙋♀️
ok i will go.
Hey, at least he can't accidentally moan the name of his ex while cumming.
As long as his mother's name is also Jenifer, he's safe
Why DiD yoU SaY ThaT NaMe?
His third wife from the future is just GenAI.
This is underrated
The Man Who Would Be Bennifer will be a serialized WB show, coming this fall to either Paramount of Netflix, depending on the whole acquisition thing.
Interesting.
The third Jennifer:
Matt Damon in drag more likely
His theme song is “27 Jennifers” by Mike Doughty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wYtCyAKbzE
The third Jennifer will be his original, and truest love: Jenny Shit-Taters
looks like he's ben affleckted lately by a jennifer invasion
Is the third Jennifer, Jennifer parker from Back to the Future?
Ah, the annual "Jennifers of a Certain Age" gathering has begun.