Apparently I was bullied in school but because the bullies didn't hit me, I didn't realize until a decade later. Praying that it'll be the same for this kid.
The one kid going against the grain of wearing only black and blue, going full bright colors and actually approaching girls might actually stand out 🤷♀️
I was a weird little autistic kid who got bullied a lot--and one time, in first grade, I tried to scare them off by mimicking the threat display of the grey reef shark. Scrunched up my midsection, sucked in my neck, bent forward with one hand sticking up behind me like a dorsal fin, and shuffled repeatedly in a figure-eight pattern in front of my tormentors.
This did not work. So I, of course, started mimicking the ritualized aggression of the Indonesian Kissing Gourami. That made everyone avoid me. And also resulted in some calls home to my parents.
Who mistook wanting to do your hair "nice and cute" be mistaken for "alpha male shit".. or was it calling girls females.... because of course a child isn't going to know that, kids are taught "women/girls are females" but you have to go on twitter to learn the second part: "..but it's sexist to call them that"
If he starts doing a bower bird dance get video
That one's adorable. But I always thought the Bird of Paradise mating dance was, perhaps, a touch extra.
Ah yes!
A blob of darkness with a shiny mustache!
I always saw it as a smiley face, but I like yours better 😂
Is this who nightwing is based on lol
That bird does have a great ass
LMAO, I was looking for this bird!
Look no further than the OG, Mr. Attenborough his own self in "Come Over and Check Out My New Flatscre-" I mean, um, "Planet Earth."
That's exactly the birb I had in mind but was too tired to look it up
Thank you
Lol! I had a feeling, because the Superb has such irrepressible 6-year-old energy. "Hey! Mom! Mom! Mom! Look at me! Mom! Look at me! Hey!"
I can't remember the name, but there is a bird that moon walks to attract females.
Red-capped Manakin: https://youtu.be/o42C6ajjqWg?si=s_kpqMJ-sCFvbRjX
Michael?
The latest Tik Tok dance challenge just dropped.
What some fuck?
You know what? That sounds cute af. ❤
He's got the right idea. ^^ Makes me wonder if the Animal Planet tips are working for him, though... xD
He is going to be bullied in school.
Apparently I was bullied in school but because the bullies didn't hit me, I didn't realize until a decade later. Praying that it'll be the same for this kid.
I was well aware I was bullied in school - beaten black and blue more days than not. xD
The one kid going against the grain of wearing only black and blue, going full bright colors and actually approaching girls might actually stand out 🤷♀️
Maybe he can learn to sing, too. Or building houses.
This was even cuter as a tweet.
Now you only have to explain the bees. He's got birds covered.
Give him six months and he'll be producing honey with thousands of his schoolmates.
I was a weird little autistic kid who got bullied a lot--and one time, in first grade, I tried to scare them off by mimicking the threat display of the grey reef shark. Scrunched up my midsection, sucked in my neck, bent forward with one hand sticking up behind me like a dorsal fin, and shuffled repeatedly in a figure-eight pattern in front of my tormentors.
This did not work. So I, of course, started mimicking the ritualized aggression of the Indonesian Kissing Gourami. That made everyone avoid me. And also resulted in some calls home to my parents.
Peacocking!
If he starts doing the bower bird dance i'm done lmao
Feeemales!
I feel so vindicated that you posted this. I have friends who say 'female' and it ALWAYS reminds me of Quark.
Based on the bird documentaries I’ve seen, you better watch out he’s gonna approach girls and say “you want sum fuk? Lemme smash”
He's gonna get them blue, or maybe yellow.
Becky loves blue
https://i.redd.it/3hp8iq2zed6g1.gif
Show him the blue manakin birds and maybe he'll get some backup dancers
Make sure he has a colorful plume. Vibrant colors to attract the ladies.
He took “Find himself a nice bird” a bit too literally
To be fair. Those alpha male shit probably also learned from bird documentaries.
Hahaha alpha males learn
It... it's the same thing.
You know what, little man pulling because he watched bird documentaries is better than watching Andrew Tate
Who mistook wanting to do your hair "nice and cute" be mistaken for "alpha male shit".. or was it calling girls females.... because of course a child isn't going to know that, kids are taught "women/girls are females" but you have to go on twitter to learn the second part: "..but it's sexist to call them that"
Probably the calling women females bit.