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  • 1613 points Zilka

    I thought he provided lifetime warranty for his bras. But no matter how many times he replaced hers, they broke. So he had to take on permanent duties of her personal bra.

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    406 points Realistic-Cable-8208

    Now that's a permanent duty I would gladly take on.

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    -23 points DrRatio-PhD

    Are you serious right now?

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    10 points Realistic-Cable-8208

    Are you stalking me? wow

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    1 points True_Iro

    He has a PhD in stalking

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    -22 points DrRatio-PhD

    screen shotted before you could delete it. You types always tell on yourselves.

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    13 points Realistic-Cable-8208

    Delete what? You're insane.

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    8 points Elibriel

    Just ignore them lol.

    If they are stalking you on reddit, that just means they have a even lesser of a life than we do. You are living in their head rent-free

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    5 points Realistic-Cable-8208

    If I block him, I can no longer reply to any comment in a thread that he is also in. Reddit is so stupid sometimes, it's amazing

    I even put my profile on private to avoid weirdos like that stalking. But apparently it's searchable somehow anyway.

    Anyway, thanks though.

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    154 points GhostBoosters018

    All gentlemen provide their lady with a hand bra to protect their dignity

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    53 points eligood03

    Tis the sacred duty of a man

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    29 points FiddlesticksOfGod

    *Tit's the sacred duty of a man

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    30 points eligood03

    It's in our breast interests.

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    15 points Pluckypato

    Bra 🙂‍↔️

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    3 points SplattyFatty_

    they carry a great weight on their chests

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    15 points Neither_Sort_2479

    Now that's client-oriented service!

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    1 points Narco_Marcion1075

    I think I've seen a manga that goes like this

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  • 956 points mats852

    Bro plays 4D chest 

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    228 points Wild_Independent8570

    Bro plays double D chess

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    41 points ddbllwyn

    Bro plays quadruple D chess

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    44 points strawberycreamcheese

    Wow, it's come full circle already. This chain is r/yourjokebutworse

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    10 points Clusterpuff

    Bro plays yourjokebutworse chesst

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    13 points OneDubOver

    My friend in elementary school used to call chess, chest, and i used to hate it so much. No matter how many times I corrected him, it never stuck. So... thank you, I hate this.

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    2 points bit_banger_

    4G?

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  • 357 points lessonsfromgmork

    Those look bigger than G cups tbh

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    77 points alicelestial

    depends on her band size

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    4 points Eldorian91

    She could be 4'10"

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  • 172 points SnooHabits8804

    Plot Twist: the guy is the one buying the g-cup bras.

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    21 points skeeterfunny

    Now he buys them for life

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  • 136 points Lucky_Star2000

    Props to the guy for offering g-cup bras in the first place. As someone with g-cups, I can attest to how difficult it is to find good quality bras for my size. I joke about how Victoria’s ‘Secret’ is that they only service small chested women.

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    81 points TheSpanishDerp

    I had a friend who had G-cups. She always told me how she had to get bras tailored (hence she also had to wash them frequently because of how few comfortable she had) and also was planning to get reduction since they caused back pain and reduced her performance in sports. 

    Everyone talks about how great big boobs are, but they don’t really consider just how painful and annoying it is actually having them are 

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    37 points letthetreeburn

    They don’t talk about how great big boobs are. They talk about how they love to drool over big boobs.

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    8 points unsaphisticated

    I know someone who had either G or H cups, I don't remember, but she got a reduction and said it was a life changer. Big boobs are terrible tbh. Not worth all the pain.

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    8 points Anxious-Chemistry-6

    I've known several women who've had reductions. Not a single one of them ever regretted it.

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    10 points Iceicebaby21

    Why does Victoria Secret only have A-cup bras. That's rather senseless. They are excluding quite a large customer base

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  • 172 points Briskbulb

    She said why buy a cup of milk when I can get the whole cow for free

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    35 points analogic-microwave

    I think that's what he would say too

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  • 110 points cumslutte

    haha hell yeah man big tits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!💯💯💯💯

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    49 points cumslutte

    what the hell happened to my formatting c'mon man

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    24 points Spiritual_Freedom_15

    There’s gotta be space after the comment when you want to add emojis on end.

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    3 points Maleficent-Face4084

    I don't know why, but the tone of this cracks me up

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    1 points vivecisanwah

    Damn how flat are you?

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  • 34 points XROOR

    G-Cup in Mandarin is:

    我的天哪,你的胸部好大

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  • 16 points thecountnotthesaint

    Homeboy went and mastered 36DD chess, and moved up to the G class.

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  • 11 points PRwookie

    Well played.

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  • 14 points Software-Wizard

    Man had a Vision

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  • 4 points Drafo7

    The 9gag watermark

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  • 3 points StankilyDankily666

    She got them tasso mitties

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  • 2 points buccinator

    he married his graphic designer

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  • 2 points TheReverseShock

    She needed the family discount so she could afford to eat.

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  • 1 points Escritor_CdK

    Make a business so the clients can come to you as you wish

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  • 1 points Tropical-Mexican

    Been a long time since I saw first saw this image. I wonder how they’re doing now

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  • 1 points No_War6787

    If you do what you love you will never work a day in your life

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  • 1 points WonderfulEnd8144

    I doubt this is true

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  • 1 points SpyralHam

    Her chiropractor must be pissed at him

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  • 1 points Lone_Wolf_0110100

    He knew what he was doing 😶‍🌫️

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  • 1 points ains2

    Spawn campers

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  • 1 points SiFrumy

    The joke is boobs!!😍😍🤤

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  • 1 points silentcardboard

    Too big

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  • 1 points R0B0GAT0

    He's a certified titty boy

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  • 1 points TheGuyWhoStared

    Is that fucken BTMC FROM THE OSU COMMUNITY

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  • 1 points the-heart-of-chimera

    We need more great minds like him.

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  • 1 points vivecisanwah

    Bro won at life

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  • 0 points Candid_Koala_3602

    How much boob is too much though?

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  • -115 points LunaGloria

    What is G cup there? The G cup in Japan is like an American D.

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    97 points chinmaysharma1230

    tiddy is tiddy.

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    19 points GrandSyzygy

    Wisdom

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    46 points Adzaren

    You got ai brain or something?

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    8 points ZombieZookeeper

    Big boobs, small boobs, doesn't matter. Boobs.

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    1 points Peakomegaflare

    Precisely. The best are the one's someone is comfortable with.

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    11 points gothcowboyangel

    Big booba

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    0 points StankilyDankily666

    Loplodople

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